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Old 28-11-2016, 15:59
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just play the f**** note
Dougal - The first one?
Ted - NO, NOT THE F***ING FIRST ONE! THE F***ING FIRST ONE'S ALREADY F***ING DOWN! JUST PLAY THE F***ING NOTE YOU WERE F***ING PLAYING EARLIER! I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE F***ING FIRST ONE! WE HAVE THE F***ING FIRST ONE!
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Old 28-11-2016, 16:10
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Did he call me Len again? You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!
How's the son?
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Old 28-11-2016, 16:22
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I still find it unreal Graham Norton appearing in this before his fame. So weird how you never recognise people until they become famous.
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Old 28-11-2016, 16:26
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I still find it unreal Graham Norton appearing in this before his fame. So weird how you never recognise people until they become famous.
off-topic but i have just been re-watching the House MD boxset and its amazing the number of actors/actresses who played the case of the week, or one of their relatives, who went on to play a lead role in another series
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Old 28-11-2016, 16:44
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"those cows are far away dougal"
small……

far away…...
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Old 28-11-2016, 16:57
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I still find it unreal Graham Norton appearing in this before his fame. So weird how you never recognise people until they become famous.
Tony tells Father Noel to shut up. A lot. He's shocked. "Tony...I'm putting you on my list of enemies." (gets out pen and paper, angrily writes) "There. You're in for it now Tony....Ha! I'm only joking. Look." (Note says 'I *really* like Tony') Screeching competition ensues. Interrupted by rock fall. To everyone's relief, probably!
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Old 28-11-2016, 17:14
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They just said father ted might have something you might find offensive?
Father teds not offensive is it?
I asked a priest what he thought about Father Ted. He burst out laughing and said "You wouldn't believe how close to the truth it is!"
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Old 28-11-2016, 17:22
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Do you think he'd like a cup of tea, father. The little sheep fellow.....
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Old 28-11-2016, 17:26
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Nothing from the Allied side?

No, that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all.
Loved Father Ted...
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Old 28-11-2016, 17:29
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Who can forget the terrifying Beast of Craggy Island
"They say it's as big as four cats and it's got a retractable leg so's it can leap up at you better. And you know what, Ted, it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears. Its claws are as big as cups and for some reason, it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! Mrs Doyle was telling me that it's got magnets on its tail, so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth, it's got four arses!"
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Old 28-11-2016, 17:30
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I film wasnt even that scary.

I donno Ted, a car going around with a mind of it's own....
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Old 28-11-2016, 17:34
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Those women were in the nip!
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Old 28-11-2016, 17:53
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They were simply pawns. The real villian in this piece has yet to be revealed
Fargoe Boyle!
What ?
F****hell
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Old 28-11-2016, 18:02
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Dougal, how did you get into the church? Was it like, "Collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest"?
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Old 28-11-2016, 18:44
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Brilliant Brilliant brilliant,i always crack up thinking about lines from that show. Escape to victory is a corker and who can forget Victor Meldrews appearance


I DONT BELIEVEEEEEEEEE IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPCB_pIiWDY
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Old 28-11-2016, 19:03
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One of the best comedies ever. Has not dated at all even after 20 years
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Old 28-11-2016, 19:08
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Most classic comedy shows will have a few lines that will always be remembered "Don't tell him Pike!" - but Father Ted has so many. I can't think of an episode that didn't have several memorable lines.
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Old 28-11-2016, 19:22
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I really shouldn't be here
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Old 28-11-2016, 19:34
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Bishop O'Neill: So Father, do you ever have any doubts? Is your faith ever tested? Any trouble you've been having with beliefs or anything like that?
Father Dougal: Well you know the way God made us, and he's looking down at us from heaven?
Bishop O'Neill: Yeah...
Father Dougal: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that?
Bishop O'Neill: Uh huh...
Father Dougal: And when we die, we're all going to go to heaven?
Bishop O'Neill: Yes. What about it?
Father Dougal: Well that's the part I have trouble with!
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Old 28-11-2016, 19:39
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I still find it unreal Graham Norton appearing in this before his fame. So weird how you never recognise people until they become famous.
I'll never forget the shock of seeing the actor who played Bishop Brennan turning up in Babylon 5 as the station's judge. I don't think any of the aliens dared kick him up the a*se.
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Old 28-11-2016, 19:43
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I'll never forget the shock of seeing the actor who played Bishop Brennan turning up in Babylon 5 as the station's judge. I don't think any of the aliens dared kick him up the a*se.
He was also one of the gang of thugs who terrorised Dustin Hoffman in Straw Dogs.
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Old 28-11-2016, 19:50
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I'll never forget the shock of seeing the actor who played Bishop Brennan turning up in Babylon 5 as the station's judge. I don't think any of the aliens dared kick him up the a*se.
I think he was in Memoirs of an invisible man as well, though i maybe wrong.



Back on topic, flight into terror, brilliant stuff!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_B80YLZknU
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Old 28-11-2016, 20:03
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Come on, monkey man.....
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Old 28-11-2016, 20:08
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Getting ready for Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3c2UcB1zQo
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Old 28-11-2016, 20:14
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It's actually Digital Spy who are being racist by censoring the Irish word beginning with F:

http://www.out-law.com/page-9649

Unfortunately, the official ASA website has been redesigned since 2008, and their own lengthy web page about the fe*k word (and why it's perfectly reasonable to use it in advertising and media) has been lost.
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