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just play the f**** note
Ted - NO, NOT THE F***ING FIRST ONE! THE F***ING FIRST ONE'S ALREADY F***ING DOWN! JUST PLAY THE F***ING NOTE YOU WERE F***ING PLAYING EARLIER! I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE F***ING FIRST ONE! WE HAVE THE F***ING FIRST ONE! |
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Did he call me Len again? You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!
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I still find it unreal Graham Norton appearing in this before his fame. So weird how you never recognise people until they become famous.
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I still find it unreal Graham Norton appearing in this before his fame. So weird how you never recognise people until they become famous.
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I still find it unreal Graham Norton appearing in this before his fame. So weird how you never recognise people until they become famous.
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They just said father ted might have something you might find offensive?
Father teds not offensive is it? |
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Do you think he'd like a cup of tea, father. The little sheep fellow.....
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Nothing from the Allied side?
No, that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all. ![]() ![]() Loved Father Ted...
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Who can forget the terrifying Beast of Craggy Island
"They say it's as big as four cats and it's got a retractable leg so's it can leap up at you better. And you know what, Ted, it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears. Its claws are as big as cups and for some reason, it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! Mrs Doyle was telling me that it's got magnets on its tail, so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth, it's got four arses!" |
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I film wasnt even that scary.
I donno Ted, a car going around with a mind of it's own.... |
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Those women were in the nip!
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They were simply pawns. The real villian in this piece has yet to be revealed
Fargoe Boyle! What ? F****hell |
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Dougal, how did you get into the church? Was it like, "Collect twelve crisp packets and become a priest"?
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Brilliant Brilliant brilliant,i always crack up thinking about lines from that show. Escape to victory is a corker and who can forget Victor Meldrews appearance
I DONT BELIEVEEEEEEEEE IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPCB_pIiWDY |
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One of the best comedies ever. Has not dated at all even after 20 years
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Most classic comedy shows will have a few lines that will always be remembered "Don't tell him Pike!" - but Father Ted has so many. I can't think of an episode that didn't have several memorable lines.
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I really shouldn't be here
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Bishop O'Neill: So Father, do you ever have any doubts? Is your faith ever tested? Any trouble you've been having with beliefs or anything like that?
Father Dougal: Well you know the way God made us, and he's looking down at us from heaven? Bishop O'Neill: Yeah... Father Dougal: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that? Bishop O'Neill: Uh huh... Father Dougal: And when we die, we're all going to go to heaven? Bishop O'Neill: Yes. What about it? Father Dougal: Well that's the part I have trouble with! |
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I still find it unreal Graham Norton appearing in this before his fame. So weird how you never recognise people until they become famous.
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I'll never forget the shock of seeing the actor who played Bishop Brennan turning up in Babylon 5 as the station's judge. I don't think any of the aliens dared kick him up the a*se.
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I'll never forget the shock of seeing the actor who played Bishop Brennan turning up in Babylon 5 as the station's judge. I don't think any of the aliens dared kick him up the a*se.
![]() Back on topic, flight into terror, brilliant stuff!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_B80YLZknU |
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Come on, monkey man.....
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Getting ready for Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3c2UcB1zQo |
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It's actually Digital Spy who are being racist by censoring the Irish word beginning with F:
http://www.out-law.com/page-9649 Unfortunately, the official ASA website has been redesigned since 2008, and their own lengthy web page about the fe*k word (and why it's perfectly reasonable to use it in advertising and media) has been lost. |
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