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Arnold, who's Arnold?
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God, Ted. D'you remember that fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?
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Oh no ... not Toilet Duck again ...
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God, I love being a priest. Lads, we're all going to Heaven. Whayyyyy ...
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It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women.
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Bishop O'Neill: So Father, do you ever have any doubts? Is your faith ever tested? Any trouble you've been having with beliefs or anything like that?
Father Dougal: Well you know the way God made us, and he's looking down at us from heaven? Bishop O'Neill: Yeah... Father Dougal: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that? Bishop O'Neill: Uh huh... Father Dougal: And when we die, we're all going to go to heaven? Bishop O'Neill: Yes. What about it? Father Dougal: Well that's the part I have trouble with!
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I'll never forget the shock of seeing the actor who played Bishop Brennan turning up in Babylon 5 as the station's judge. I don't think any of the aliens dared kick him up the a*se.
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"A Song for Europe"
My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), Running through the field (running through the field). Where are you going, With your fetlocks blowing In the wind? I want to shower you with sugarlumps. And ride you over fences. Polish your hooves every single day. And bring you to the horse dentist. My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more). Running around, with a man on your back, like a train in the night’ |
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Those women were in the nip.
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Tod unctious turned up in the Tudors. Henry skinhead his head separated.
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"A Song for Europe"
My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), Running through the field (running through the field). Where are you going, With your fetlocks blowing In the wind? I want to shower you with sugarlumps. And ride you over fences. Polish your hooves every single day. And bring you to the horse dentist. My lovely lovely lovely horse. My lovely horse (my lovely horse), You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more). Running around, with a man on your back, like a train in the night’ |
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Tod unctious turned up in the Tudors. Henry skinhead his head separated.
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I hear you're a racist now Father!
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Can you imagine looking up at your husband , and hes got his lad in his hand? Wanting you to degrade yourself? Him standing there, ready to do the business.
Christ almighty? Can you imagine that father? Get a really good mental picture..... |
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No, Billy's is rounder at the top.
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Brilliant Brilliant brilliant,i always crack up thinking about lines from that show. Escape to victory is a corker and who can forget Victor Meldrews appearance
I DONT BELIEVEEEEEEEEE IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPCB_pIiWDY one of my favourite scenes is when they go to bed, but ted forgets something and turns the light on..... dougal gets up and stretches thinking its morning already! lol like the young ones, blackadder, fawlty, monty p, so many funny lines. |
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Can you imagine looking up at your husband , and hes got his lad in his hand? Wanting you to degrade yourself? Him standing there, ready to do the business.
Christ almighty? Can you imagine that father? Get a really good mental picture.....
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Priests !
Dont tell me i'm still on that fekin' island ! |
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Ah go on, go on, go on, go on....
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Brennan - Aha! The Kraken awakes! Did we disturb you Father Hackett?
Jack - ARSE BISCUITS! Jessop - What?! How dare you speak to His Grace like that! Apologize immediately! (Ted winces) Jack (most sarcastic voice possible) - I'm so... so... sorry! (makes rabbit noises) |
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One of favourite lines:
Mrs Doyle: Father Crilly, I've just heard on the news that they've taken the roads in. Crilly: They've taken the roads in ??!?!!?? Ted: Yes,when the rain is bad, they store them in a warehouse on the east of the island. |
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Are those MY feet?
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"Who do you prefer, Oasis or Bluuuuur?"
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