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Old 28-11-2016, 20:17
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Arnold, who's Arnold?
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Old 28-11-2016, 20:43
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God, Ted. D'you remember that fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?
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Old 28-11-2016, 21:02
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Oh no ... not Toilet Duck again ...
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Old 28-11-2016, 21:03
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God, I love being a priest. Lads, we're all going to Heaven. Whayyyyy ...
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Old 28-11-2016, 21:15
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It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women.
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Old 28-11-2016, 21:16
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Bishop O'Neill: So Father, do you ever have any doubts? Is your faith ever tested? Any trouble you've been having with beliefs or anything like that?
Father Dougal: Well you know the way God made us, and he's looking down at us from heaven?
Bishop O'Neill: Yeah...
Father Dougal: And then his son came down and saved everyone and all that?
Bishop O'Neill: Uh huh...
Father Dougal: And when we die, we're all going to go to heaven?
Bishop O'Neill: Yes. What about it?
Father Dougal: Well that's the part I have trouble with!
my favourite episode
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Old 28-11-2016, 22:37
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I'll never forget the shock of seeing the actor who played Bishop Brennan turning up in Babylon 5 as the station's judge. I don't think any of the aliens dared kick him up the a*se.
God, yeah! I was the same when Lieutenant Gruber from Allo Allo, turned up on B5, without his little tank.
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Old 28-11-2016, 22:49
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"A Song for Europe"


My lovely lovely lovely horse.

My lovely horse (my lovely horse),
Running through the field (running through the field).

Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing
In the wind?

I want to shower you with sugarlumps.
And ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day.
And bring you to the horse dentist.

My lovely lovely lovely horse.

My lovely horse (my lovely horse),
You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more).
Running around, with a man on your back,
like a train in the night’
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Old 28-11-2016, 22:56
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Those women were in the nip.
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Old 28-11-2016, 22:57
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Tod unctious turned up in the Tudors. Henry skinhead his head separated.
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Old 28-11-2016, 23:15
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"A Song for Europe"


My lovely lovely lovely horse.

My lovely horse (my lovely horse),
Running through the field (running through the field).

Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing
In the wind?

I want to shower you with sugarlumps.
And ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day.
And bring you to the horse dentist.

My lovely lovely lovely horse.

My lovely horse (my lovely horse),
You’re a pony no more (you’re a pony no more).
Running around, with a man on your back,
like a train in the night’
I'm glad they moved away from the idea of actually being in love with the horse.
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Old 28-11-2016, 23:40
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Tod unctious turned up in the Tudors. Henry skinhead his head separated.
Same happened to him in Braveheart at the Battle of Stirling (Bridge). The guy's jinxed.
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Old 29-11-2016, 00:15
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I hear you're a racist now Father!
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Old 29-11-2016, 00:32
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Can you imagine looking up at your husband , and hes got his lad in his hand? Wanting you to degrade yourself? Him standing there, ready to do the business.

Christ almighty? Can you imagine that father? Get a really good mental picture.....
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Old 29-11-2016, 07:16
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No, Billy's is rounder at the top.
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Old 29-11-2016, 08:36
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Brilliant Brilliant brilliant,i always crack up thinking about lines from that show. Escape to victory is a corker and who can forget Victor Meldrews appearance


I DONT BELIEVEEEEEEEEE IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPCB_pIiWDY
what a brilliant execution of a problem that richard wilson undoubtedly had... a complete piss take of the knobends who do that...... and you just know they do!

one of my favourite scenes is when they go to bed, but ted forgets something and turns the light on..... dougal gets up and stretches thinking its morning already! lol

like the young ones, blackadder, fawlty, monty p, so many funny lines.
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Old 29-11-2016, 08:39
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Can you imagine looking up at your husband , and hes got his lad in his hand? Wanting you to degrade yourself? Him standing there, ready to do the business.

Christ almighty? Can you imagine that father? Get a really good mental picture.....
And all the time Mrs Doyle is saying that, poor Ted is trying to eat a sausage
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Old 29-11-2016, 08:50
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Priests !

Dont tell me i'm still on that fekin' island !
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Old 29-11-2016, 09:57
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Ah go on, go on, go on, go on....
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Old 29-11-2016, 15:44
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Brennan - Aha! The Kraken awakes! Did we disturb you Father Hackett?
Jack - ARSE BISCUITS!
Jessop - What?! How dare you speak to His Grace like that! Apologize immediately! (Ted winces)
Jack (most sarcastic voice possible) - I'm so... so... sorry! (makes rabbit noises)
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Old 29-11-2016, 16:46
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One of favourite lines:

Mrs Doyle: Father Crilly, I've just heard on the news that they've taken the roads in.

Crilly: They've taken the roads in ??!?!!??

Ted: Yes,when the rain is bad, they store them in a warehouse on the east of the island.
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Old 29-11-2016, 16:49
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The Chinese.....a great bunch of lads.

And here's some new 'Father Ted'.....sort of....
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Old 29-11-2016, 17:13
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Are those MY feet?
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:37
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Great!!!

And a little bit more ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWoXia4sEfA
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Old 29-11-2016, 19:49
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"Who do you prefer, Oasis or Bluuuuur?"
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