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Old 01-12-2016, 13:15
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Mrs Doyle: Are you looking forward to your lunch tomorrow, Father?
Ted: Hmmm? I suppose so.
Mrs Doyle: You do like pheasant, don't you Father?
Ted: Pheasant? I love pheasant.
Mrs Doyle: Well there's a little clue. The thing you'll be eating likes pheasant as well.
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Old 01-12-2016, 17:23
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They just said father ted might have something you might find offensive?
Father teds not offensive is it?
Father Ted is the most awesome TV series in the history of awesome TV series.
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Old 01-12-2016, 18:25
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A week ago, I lent my complete collection of Father Ted DVDs
to a pal, who had never, for some reason, seen it. I Saw him
today and he is steaming through the episodes and loving
every minute of it!
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:36
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Pat Mustard had the best theme music and some of the best lines in the whole series :

As he emerges from one lucky lady's house....
"And now to ride Mrs O'Reilly".
I've forgotten me fecking trousers!!
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Old 01-12-2016, 20:41
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'Milk gets sour, you know.....unless it's UHT milk, but there's no demand for that because it's sh!te.'

The guy's grin after that line really makes it.
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Old 01-12-2016, 21:21
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Father Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise God in other ways.
Father Dougal: Oh yeah, like that time you told me I could praise him just by leaving the room.
Father Ted: Yes, that was a good one all right.
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Old 02-12-2016, 08:47
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the vacant/surprised look on dougals face always gets me...
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:04
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No ted, you big bollocks....
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:09
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No ted, you big bollocks....
Fairyprincess, have u been reading Roddy Doyle again
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:20
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Fairyprincess, have u been reading Roddy Doyle again
I have, yeah, you big gobshite....
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:27
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As it's now december what will be behind tomorrows advent calender window.
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:33
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A pair of fecking women's knickers!
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:49
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I have, yeah, you big gobshite....
Ah **** it
Roide Sally Roide ....
Now those cows are small and those are far away .......
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Old 04-12-2016, 21:52
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Oi how come my f e c k gets asterisked by DS but PompeyBill is left alone?.. Pah!
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Old 05-12-2016, 03:55
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Oi how come my f e c k gets asterisked by DS but PompeyBill is left alone?.. Pah!
That would be an ecumenical matter
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Old 05-12-2016, 07:14
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That would be an ecumenical matter
YES!!
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Old 05-12-2016, 08:45
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what would you say to a nice cup of tea jack?

**** ORF! .... lol
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Old 19-12-2016, 01:15
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Dougal's reading a newspaper: "Ted, Ted Clint Eastwood's been arrested for a crime he didn't commit!....oh wait now it's a film"
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Old 19-12-2016, 02:05
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Clit power.
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Old 19-12-2016, 07:27
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I don't know if it was a repeat or not but did anyone catch the "Small, far away" documentary on More 4 the other night?

Jim Norton (Bishop Brennan) remarked in it that he'd NEVER watched "Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse" in its entirety as he found it too painful to think of that as his last time working alongside Dermot.
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Old 19-12-2016, 08:36
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"Its so true...........it's so true".
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Old 19-12-2016, 08:59
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I don't know if it was a repeat or not but did anyone catch the "Small, far away" documentary on More 4 the other night?

Jim Norton (Bishop Brennan) remarked in it that he'd NEVER watched "Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse" in its entirety as he found it too painful to think of that as his last time working alongside Dermot.
both points are interesting, cheers, i hope the more 4 doc is on demand, id like to see that.
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