Sadly, I'm an outer calamity
Don't worry about poor old me, I've been rendered harmless by my betters and really do try to embrace my lowly plebdom.

Reality. I've seen bits of HUTH in the past and didn't have any opinion of Martin. I don't watch much TV, rarely daytime TV now and it's not a subject which appeals to me much. So, nothing to do with my favourite person in all the world, my hero Martin

Camilla texted "Noo, ayme not consorting with oinks". (Another in-laws fall out)

[quote=millysshaw;84730895]Well i like Martin on IAC but would have to be a outer crowd as i do not watch Holmes under the hammer. Anyone wishing to join the outer crowd please feel free to do so. I do not really want to be on my own.

Outer Crowd (and proud) You would have to start an Outer crowd Milly....but think about it,
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I know i realised that as i was typing it. I will have to think of another name for it.

Oinks, Anne, oinks?!!
That would be oik, as in that chippy individual Tony from last season.
Please reconsider joinining the IN crowd as, with your connections, you may be able to strike a deal with Fortnum and Mason's to do the catering for the bash. I've never scoffed truffles and fois gras.
No fighting me over Martin, think on.

I think we need a bigger hall. and rememeber coldcomfort, its nice to share

Please add me to the list of supporters of HUTH.

Can you please add me too? I declared my addiction on page one of this thread, but seem to have been black-balled from the list so far!

Looks like nothing short of the O2 Arena will do now calamity.
I envisage an evening of chinking glasses, gay repartee and a scrum-down of brawling over who gets to boogie with Martin.

Today DS, tomorrow the world, Sunday all over bar the shouting.

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"THE IN CROWD"
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calamity
Meryl Streep
Bearcub
Daniel Craig
Mark Walberg
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Jayinthegarden
Coldcomfort
hansue
-Felicity-
HM Queen Elizabeth
sweetoecat
jazzyjazzy
denda
flique
satellite
Lesb
Sheila Blige with her friend Camilla
Karly
Chip Paper
Claremont
catslovelycats
Sweeticat
Wilkco
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aw sorry IM hopeless with numbers unlike Carole and thats the reason it was lost, honest on now

oh dear a Royal Rammy, oh well it happens in the best of families... sorry your not coming onboard, we ll be up on those tables giving it laldy.

wont it be booked at xmas though, or will we be seen as much more important in the scheme of things recently.....Im perfecting my Argentine Tango for the big night, got the tarty tights shiny shoes and dress split to the waist, Ill look like Tess , only a foot shorter and a stone heaviers, oh well it might be dark in the O2

Only a stone heavier than Tess - you should be so lucky

mmmm I lied... I must stop picking up men in the street for a practice. IM embarrassing the family and pedestrians are getting annoyed too. you will notice Ive kept my cardi on, cold in Glasgow and hides my fat arms.
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It's sorted. O2 booking team just confirmed we've got December 17th slot.
Opening discs to be spun will be Our House, Walls Come Tumbling Down and I shall enter to the strains of Another Brick in the Wall.
Get your tango on calamity lass - your white jump suit will create a Steamy Window I'll bet.

I might wipe, sorry work the floor in me best coronation nipple tassels for the right fee

(Don't forget, doggy bags for Maj)

OH Anne, I thought my Argentine tango outfit was racy enough but now ....I dont know... we ll be looking out for you, you need a badge to get in, where will you pin it

That's the spirit Anne. Loads of House and Garage to twirl those tassels to.
Not too much mind, I don't want Martin's eyes wandering off me in my meringue frock!

How could he.... your stole , stole the show.

Grrrooowll.

Liking the sound of that cal. Trust me, you've got nowt to worry about.
Just having a dress rehearsal. Pinning it's no problem, the front OUCH! of my matching coronation thong.
Need to peel the cats from the ceiling......


Shhh ....calm... calm......I'm thinking only of you and your meringue. Don't tell the others but their bribes sadly failed to please.
When he claps his smoldering mincers on this 68 year old body and these tassels on 5 babies worth of breasts (won't do the detail) I safely guarantee he'll be all yours for ever. I'm all heart and sacrifice.... for the right price.
PS bright sparkly things preferably, every witches favourite. Maj is running a bit low too after her latest fracas with Cams..
Pass it on......:

OH the mind boggles Anne... Bogglebox at the thought of your five babies worth of boobs attached to tassels.... you can sweep the floor as you dance