Well you did it, you probably finally put him off ever visiting again after being forced to watch that crap. heh

I was going to say but she's gay, but then I remembered she isn't this year.

No gay people of either sex have never been happy in Emmerdale.

Hmmm good point

Yes no one knows where he is to tell him.

But but I thought you were a fan under any circumstances.

ANother good point

You mean Lawrence is going to kill Lachlan then run off?

Not me I just don't read MQ's

Analysis of last nights episode

1) A soap character went to the toilet that wasn't in a pub, this never happens.

2) Moira dumped the caravan with Cain in it the a field that had only just been harvested - in November

3) Moira moving the Caravan with Cain in it was hilarious

4) Why is Moira in the thrall of Emma.

5) And Cain in the underpants is very urggghh

6)Why are Tracy and Vanessa shocked that Frank is a lying criminal haven't they known that all along

7) Thought at first that policeman was a fake sent by Frank to foll his daughters, or sent by Booby to get Bobby's money back

8) No wonder April is shocked that Carly and Moron haven't moved in yet, usually by this stage of a Moronic relationship, they have moved in together, got married and the girl would have been cheating on him by now.

9) Kasim is staying in a Coma so he can avoid meeting Boring Finn.

10 Lawrence is incredibly one note isn't he he has ordered Rebecca out of the house at least once a week since she arrived, Lawrence dear she's only still here because you keep changing your mind.

11) Rebecca was like oh not this crap again.

Ways how to Kill Marlon part 40

Marlon crashes into a Caravan left in the middle of the road his car flips and lands on the top of Joanie killing both her and Marlon instantly.

The same goes for straight people.


Nope, real men don't go to the bog...........certainly not in front of me.

I don't want to see anyone doing their business. However I' ll forgive Cain for making a hit for the team in the name of humour. There just seems to be an awful lot of farce in ED just now

And remember Jaded, Cain doesn't know we're watching himevil cackle

Afternoon Glendarroch

And happy Mildstone from Yesterday

Don't think the toilet thing was supposed to be classed as Comedy or Farce was it? Moire just wanted him far away as fast as possible.

far too left wing for our JD


also is it legal to just dump a caravan like that


Whatever his motives he's a thing of beauty

Thankfully your 'facilities' are outside in the yard so it wouldn't ever be a problem if you were to take a chap back to ONJ Mansions.
Hopefully you'd provide a bowl of water for the guide dog n' all.

Oh you are sooooooo on the verge of losing your Friday threadstarter and bae soulmate.

And what soulmate?

Oh do try and keep up with the 'evolution' of our previously so apparently inadequate language, dear.
It means Before All Else.............or summat equally profound according to Facebook.

You get in the bowl!

I was just waiting for you to chirp up!!

Can't ever refuse an open goal!

Oh yes. She was being nice to a middle aged disabled man in a wheelchair

As if we could be so lucky!

Thankee sir, and in response to the humour issue,
Yeah but they could have just had him sitting on the couch reading his paper couldn't t they? The toilet aspect and him having his trousers down is ED' s version of humourTo me comedies can do that kind of stuff but when soaps do it, it somehow comes across as a bit corny. Fair play to Jeff though, he did it well.

So that's how she got pregnant.