My mother has said - never mind Poldark, Ed Balls is the latest sex god.

Well I never.

Your mother needs to get out more

I never thought I would ever see the words 'Ed Balls' and ' sex god' together in the same sentence.

I was going to say he'd be the ringiest ringah ever.

Oh dear....think your Mum needs to go to SpecSavers!! LOL

Ed Balls is a toyboy to her! He's only 4 years older than my older brother.