For the BB fans out there - did that ring any bells?

Josie did her version as I recall and her fans were swooning at her wit.

Then we had Mario and Lisa dunking their custard creams.

You know they've spent the day doing bugger all when that nonsense makes the edit.

For the last week, i have spent the whole show reading this forum waiting for a bit without Scarlett to come on, at one point, when no one else was replying on here, i even ventured on to you tube and discovered that you actually are supposed to fill your bath with water before re-sealing round the edge's.

Amazing the stuff you can find out when your trying to escape from Scarletts dutch maid clockwork face.

Maybe Scarlett will get a biscuit commercial and then we can see her every day for months and months, being hilarious and cute. " Too good to dunk ! ". She'll pop up in every commercial break. Please no. Nooooooo.......

OHARAs instead of Oreaos, no dont do it too us..

Aaaaargh !

'Why, fiddle dee dee Melly' (said in Geordie accent) 'These are surely too good to dunk in warm weather'

We could educate the whole nation, just put Scarlett on every channel, all the time...bound to force people to educate themselves in DIY

the stuff of nightmares

I thought her choice of biscuits a bit MEH myself. Custard creams are only good for feeding pigeons.

Soon there'll be no other women left in the jungle except Scarlett, which will give her even more airtime. She'll then be the plucky little thing amongst all the men, braving staring at a spider, or scaring a crocodile.

All presenters will literally fall over, foaming at the mouth, in their efforts to marvel at how Scarlett stared at a spider for two minutes until the spider ran away, terrified that it might have to listen to a repeat of the biscuit saga.

Scarlett will win a biscuit for everyone left in camp. Some of the campmates will weep with gratitude and will say that she should win, is the only one worthy, plucky etc. One might not, saying, " I forgot to read the script before we came in".

BOOM! Mic Drop....we have our winner

maybe her mum goes to Farmfoods, five packets for a quid, not bad you know.... Scarls can dook to her hearts content in the better weather of course.

Yes, that and tree hugging are the depths they are reduced to when things get desperate. They must be one of the most boring sets of campmates ever to grace the show. Even this forum, which used to fill page after page very quickly, now moves at a snail's pace.

Love Carol but don,t forget the toad -whispering for beginners...cringe.

The irony being that she is literally as far from a plucky underdog as you can get. If anything it's actually Martin who's been the plucky underdog, almost ostracised from the group in the first two days, constantly ridiculed when doing the trials, and having his head bitten off for making harmless suggestions. Scarlett was treated as the best thing since sliced bread the moment she walked in. Danny's immediate fawning over her was particularly embarrassing. He practically had to be held back from kissing her feet. And for what? If she had any semblance of a quick wit, or extraordinary kindness, or just anything I might get it. But she's just a cardboard cut out of the "down to earth, reality lass" persona we have seen hundreds of times before. Where everything she's says is the hight of hilarity because it's delivered in a "down to earth" northern accent.

Well said.

I don't see what's so special about jammie dodgers, though she's from the North East, perhaps they are the Geordie caviar ?

Brilliant post

Just been reading that each contestant is given a DVD of what to expect in the Jungle.. I didnt know this, back to Martin, Im just hoping he keeps going at the pace he is just now , hes on top form, just hope he doesnt blow it. If only he knew how many people are getting behind him now.... come on Martin....