Maybe you are indeed insane, and we are more insane than you.... perhaps we are all part of a huge insanity (to watch HO one must really be insane...)

I love you very much right now!!! Is this site safe (I have never used it before..and I'm very paranoid about viruses and malwares)??

Bearing in mind that I think of everybody on here as my friends, it seemed right to come right out and apologise for what were extremely offensive comments.

Completely. It's owned by one of the richest men in the world....

Thanks Sorcha, but I'm not sure I can help you in the sanity department - I always take the view that you have to be slightly mad to stay reasonably sane!

It would appear that I'm so insane that I'm posting coments on this forum, when I still have about half an episode of Hollyoaks to watch!

I do that as I catch up

I'm trying to figure Filmon out.... so you can only watch live tv there? There's no way to watch a programme that has already aired? Specifically, I won't find today's E4 HO episode?

Nope, but if you pay for the premium you can record, although I'm not sure how that works....Programming?

Goldie(to Warren)what if he's never had a high end league woman like me before? Goldie, we know that you're astonishingly pretentious but that seriously takes the chocolate coated Hobnob.

Thanks!! Alright then, I'll have to try and watch it live tomorrow then, if my shaky wifi assists me.

Agreed

I cannot stand her

Sorry, but are you saying you need Shaking Stevens to operate your TV recorder for you?

I'm sorry, but I don't understand that reference!! Explaiiiin, explaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn!!! (sad in my best Dalek voice)

Shaky = Shakin' Stevens, pop star from the 80s

His shaking wasn't strong enough, apparently...it never reached this part of Europe!!

Omg they actually had Goldie comment on how BLUE Ryan's eyes are. They're so...BLUE! Get it?

I'm waiting for a court scene when the judge says: All Rise

The whole situation around lisa and her kidnap. Simone being unable to pick her up due to work, louis not collecting her because he was in bed with joanne.

even the cast dont want the new Mcqueens

He was(to be blunt) astonishingly crap (and there I was trying to avoid slagging anybody off, but moving forwards, Warren & Ste are trying to set up Duncanfromblue with the utterly hideous Goldie. My predicted reaction RyRy "Are you trying to have some kind of a laugh?"

Francy, please believe that Shaking Stevens not reacching Italy can only be an astonishingly good thing.

Hahaha I'll take your word for it!! (or maybe tomorrow I'll check him out on YT, hehe I'm curious now!)

You'll have nightmares if you do