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Old 29-11-2016, 20:07
Adam_Manneh1
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Don't get married at Christmas
Stay away from the Vic
Don't go ANYWHERE NEAR the Mitchell Sisters
Avoid buying a real tree (Usually ends up damaged on the floor)
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:11
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Don't take out a loan
Don't make a Carter trifle
Don't sit on a wall near to a river/pond
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:15
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Don't work in call centres
Don't have a severe drink problem
Don't touch any community pantomimes
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:16
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Wear slip-on shoes.
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:19
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Avoid open water altogether
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:21
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Mitchells - Don't invite Dot for dinner she may commit Assisted suicide on Phil

Carters - Don't invite Dot for dinner she may commit Assisted suicide on Lee
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:23
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Move out of Walford
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:23
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Don't sleep with Phil Mitchell
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:25
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Don't invite Aunt Sal
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:31
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Have a weekend away from Walford
Don't go round the Beales
Keep Dot company and make she's sure OK and doesn't try to burn the house down
Don't work with any guys called Osman
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:33
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Do not make any declarations about how this is going to be the 'best Christmas ever' or that New Year is going to be a fresh start.
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:36
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Dont go for a swim
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Old 29-11-2016, 20:41
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Avoid a family meal
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Old 29-11-2016, 21:03
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Don't employ Jay and give him access to your petty cash.
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Old 30-11-2016, 12:55
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1 - Put your affairs in order and draw up your will.

2 - Take a 3 week holiday ALONE starting December 15th.

3 - When on holiday, stay in your bed with the covers over your head as much as possible and do not heed any urges to return to Walford as a "surprise" / contact any loved ones / cross any roads or bridges / climb anywhere high especially on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day, New Year's Eve or New Year's Day.
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Old 30-11-2016, 13:09
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Don't get in a car with Ronnie, Phil or Ian. Or anyone else for that matter.

Say "this is going to be the best Christmas ever" at your peril.

Don't answer the door because chances are it will be someone from your murky past.

Don't say 'you ain't my sister/ mother/ dad/ brother' because chances are... they will be
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Old 30-11-2016, 13:45
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Don't talk to anyone (even family) or leave your house for a single second. Change the date on your phone to September 25th and forget that Christmas even exists.
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Old 30-11-2016, 15:39
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Don't get out of bed, having locked the door the night before.
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Old 30-11-2016, 16:16
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Emigrate
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Old 30-11-2016, 16:54
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Go on holiday on the 23rd December and don't come back until the 2nd January.
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Old 30-11-2016, 17:31
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Check Digital Spy beforehand, so you know which neighbours to avoid at all costs!
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Old 30-11-2016, 17:32
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Check Digital Spy beforehand, so you know which neighbours to avoid at all costs!


Don't read all threads on Ds is my advice
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Old 01-12-2016, 00:27
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Don't read all threads on Ds is my advice
Ronnie might be in for a shock if she checks to see if she's having a quiet New year for a change.
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Old 01-12-2016, 00:54
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Jack Branning - Don't have sex 'cause the last thing the Square needs is another baby fathered by you. Do not procreate under any circumstances.

Phil Mitchell - Wear a bulletproof vest in case you get shot again. Not that you need one, mind.

Ronnie Mitchell - Remember to be polite to the Grim Reaper when he comes for you. He may spare you.

Stacey Slater - If you decide to kill anyone again, please refrain from using the Queen Vic bust in future as it is a sacred object. Thanks.

Jane Beale - Confess your crimes, biiiiiiiiiiiiitch.
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Old 01-12-2016, 04:33
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Go indoors on 23rd Dec, lock the doors, close the curtains, and don't emerge until at least 2nd Jan! On pain of death, do NOT answer the door to anybody and tape your letterbox shut.
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