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She's Surly Serfette
![]() Still, according to TV times she our favourite soap character newcomer of 2016.
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I wonder what all these random folks in the woolpack think of all the drama that goes on?
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if i was the actor i would rip up the script and walk away , its taking the piss, i wonder how much he gets paid to act these terrible storylines he gets
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3 hours to get to Leeds, and then only the remaining 500 miles😁 Now if he could have got to say, Lockerbie tonight, then he could have picked up the overnight London Aberdeen City link bus, got to Stirling or Perth about 7/8 anm tomorrow, then caught the connection to Inverness.
You know I'm off to Traveline to check this, don't you? Plus I'll check on the Drumochter Pass. I' m worried for Ronnie. He hasn't t planned this at all!![]() ![]() if the notorious Drumochter Pass' snow gates are closed he's s stuffed![]() Glad someone is an expert on such things. |
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As every year he has won The TV Times Favourite Soap Star award for 2016 so I wouldn't rule out the BAFTA.
Liv is best newcomer apparently, yeh right |
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Finn is a boring pointless character he gets the writing he deserves
Pointless? He's the only one keeping me watching so there is a point to him
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3 hours to get to Leeds, and then only the remaining 500 miles😁 Now if he could have got to say, Lockerbie tonight, then he could have picked up the overnight London Aberdeen City link bus, got to Stirling or Perth about 7/8 anm tomorrow, then caught the connection to Inverness.
You know I'm off to Traveline to check this, don't you? Plus I'll check on the Drumochter Pass. I' m worried for Ronnie. He hasn't t planned this at all!![]() ![]() if the notorious Drumochter Pass' snow gates are closed he's s stuffed![]() ![]()
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Yorkshire pubs Guide to entertainment in the woolpack.
Beware if you go to the woolpack the food is almost as dreadful as the service, the Chef like to think his food is good but it really isn't. Additional beware if Charity Dingle is the landlady is in charge for the day run out of the pub and Emmerdale at all costs. 1) If you look in the far corner of the pub you might find Finn Barton crying silently or acting like a spoilt brat because the Boyfriend he never had and is still in a coma has still managed to reject him. You may find his mad mother trying to console him while thinking ill thoughts about Moira Barton 2) On the day of the inspection we found the dingle family Celebrating Cain Dingles birthday while mocking him about his toilet caravan humiliations of the previous week, he may never live it down. 4) While this celebration was going on his estranged wife came into the pub and objected violently to him buying her a curry for some reason and that she never wanted him bothering her again before she stomped out again. 5) On more romantic matters Rebecca White Came came into the pub and proclaimed her almighty love for Robert while trying to break up he and his other half the horrible Aaron Dingle. before rushing of home to the not entirely sympathetic Lawrence her dad who she pointed out should be trying to get Ronnie to stay. 6) In the back room you might find Aaron whinging and whining and generally making it baffling why Robert would want to stay with this crybaby 7) In one of the other corner you might find Frank who is either planning to run another scam on his family or is desperately seeking forgiveness from them, you can never tell with him, Frank is also desperate to get into Megan's bed again. 8) The reviewers didn't know where to look during yet another emotional discussion between the extremely sexually repressed Lawrence and his would be love inverness bound Ronnie who may or may not have given up on Lawrence On top of this Entertainment watch out for the many fight shooting and other high drama in the woolpack it is certainly the place to go for low brow entertainment. Just avoid Jimmy Kings house where he will offer you burnt Bacon |
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If the only competition is Frank and Rebecca, then they're probably right.
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"Originally Posted by ianradioian
Lawrence is a twot" A what? Asks Kwynne. A Totally Worthless Old Tw*t. ! |
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Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel
Business is booming at the Malt with refugee's coming from the Woolpack, due to yet more arguments and fights that often take place there. It appear one day this week there were 3 separate arguments that broke the peace. The Malt this weekend is having its Christmas Fayre, there will be a big bonfire with Llama and Ostrich burgers mulled wine and Llama ride's Wylie's farm has burnt down,, sightings were made of a mystery figure possibly a woman torching the place. The Malt beat the Woolpack 20-0 at 6 a side football this week and easily beat the Woolpack team at darts as well. |
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Yorkshire pubs Guide to entertainment in the woolpack.
Beware if you go to the woolpack the food is almost as dreadful as the service, the Chef like to think his food is good but it really isn't. Additional beware if Charity Dingle is the landlady is in charge for the day run out of the pub and Emmerdale at all costs. 1) If you look in the far corner of the pub you might find Finn Barton crying silently or acting like a spoilt brat because the Boyfriend he never had and is still in a coma has still managed to reject him. You may find his mad mother trying to console him while thinking ill thoughts about Moira Barton 2) On the day of the inspection we found the dingle family Celebrating Cain Dingles birthday while mocking him about his toilet caravan humiliations of the previous week, he may never live it down. 4) While this celebration was going on his estranged wife came into the pub and objected violently to him buying her a curry for some reason and that she never wanted him bothering her again before she stomped out again. 5) On more romantic matters Rebecca White Came came into the pube and proclaimed her almighty love for Robert while trying to break up he and his other half the horrible Aaron Dingle. before rushing of home to the not entirely sympathetic Lawrence her dad who she pointed out should be trying to get Ronnie to stay. 6) In the back room you might find Aaron whinging and whining and generally making it baffling why Robert would want to stay with this crybaby 7) In one of the other corner you might find Frank who is either planning to run another scam on his family or is desperately seeking forgiveness from them, you can never tell with him, Frank is also desperate to get into Megan's bed again. 8) The reviewers didn't know where to look during yet another emotional discussion between the extremely sexually repressed Lawrence and his would be love inverness bound Ronnie who may or may not have given up on Lawrence On top of this Entertainment watch out for the many fight shooting and other high drama in the woolpack it is certainly the place to go for low brow entertainment. Just avoid Jimmy Kings house where he will offer you burnt Bacon ![]() ![]()
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Wow talk about a spelling mistake
![]() ![]() fixed now thankfully heh![]() ![]() Good morning/afternoon, kwynne. I couldn't sleep last night so then I overslept till 9.30 ( ) so was late going out etc. And traffic is already noticeable worse in a Christmas shopping kind of way. Haven't got time to catch up now.
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Noticeably NOT noticeable dear.
![]() ![]() Are you working on your first draft for tomorrow yet?
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I'm starting to think that Moira doesn't deserve Cain's devotion after last night's tantrum.
Stuff her Cain, you're better off with Chariteh. |
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Morning Glendarroch.
Glad someone is an expert on such things. And I till managed to miss a bus last night by two minutes and have to wait an hour for the next one![]() It's s always great when it takes an hour and a half to get to your home seven miles away
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It's easier to get to America which has the added bonus of not being Scotland.
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Noticeably NOT noticeable dear.
![]() ![]() Are you working on your first draft for tomorrow yet? ![]() ![]() My draft of what? I usually address t'nation on Christmas Day. ![]() Quote:
I'm starting to think that Moira doesn't deserve Cain's devotion after last night's tantrum.
Stuff her Cain, you're better off with Chariteh. ![]()
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Reported. Not for blatant racism but for remarkable poor taste
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It was a TYPO fgs!!
![]() My draft of what? I usually address t'nation on Christmas Day. ![]() Heresy I know but I've been thinking that for quite a while. ![]() ![]() |
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I'm starting to think that Moira doesn't deserve Cain's devotion after last night's tantrum.
Stuff her Cain, you're better off with Chariteh.
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Why is it poor taste to go to America??
![]() ? JD was using it to be disparaging to my own fair nation Way better taste to come to beautiful Scotland, Especially these days. Unless you're a builder and want to work on that infamous wall![]() ![]() . Seriously I' d love to visit America - it's s a fascinating, beautiful place but I' m a loyal Scot born and bred in Braveheart Country ( to the uninitiated the Stirling area) . Even if that film was a load of old b***s, almost completely historically incorrect and anti- English to boot ![]() It was all meant to be lighthearted
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I thought Surly Serf was Liv?
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She's Surly Serfette
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I never said it was
![]() ? JD was using it to be disparaging to my own fair nation Way better taste to come to beautiful Scotland, Especially these days. Unless you're a builder and want to work on that infamous wall![]() ![]() . Seriously I' d love to visit America - it's s a fascinating, beautiful place but I' m a loyal Scot born and bred in Braveheart Country ( to the uninitiated the Stirling area) . Even if that film was a load of old b***s, almost completely historically incorrect and anti- English to boot ![]() It was all meant to be lighthearted ![]() |
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Plus I'll check on the Drumochter Pass. I' m worried for Ronnie. He hasn't t planned this at all!
Haven't got time to catch up now. 
It's s always great when it takes an hour and a half to get to your home seven miles away