Oh, ok. But the newbies in the Aussie soaps are pretty bad and I don't watch EE or CS.

Anyway, I think Liv is an interesting character and the actress is doing a great job.

Its what Cain needs. A woman like Moira.

"Ha! Remember when you tried to kill me! You're such a cheeky chappy, Rob!"

Nah, Cain needs a team of therapists. And me

Far off lands - don't t be daft you' re in the civilised part of England, the bit that's s getting near to Scotland ( ducks and runs for cover)

Don' t worry I tend towards the gallows humour myself. I'm sure people don't t realise I' m joking half the time. Honestly I think Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr and me were all separated at birth

I can't t wait til Cain finds out Robert tried to kill Chas.

I've a feeling that's been brushed under the carpet along with Robert causing Katie's death, his attempt on Paddy's life, and much of how he has treated Aaron in general.

Was just going to say there's an extremely comfortable East Coast mainline route from York all the way up to Edinburgh which doesn't take that long (having travelled it many a time!)

Yeah but Inveness is a good couple of hundred miles further North. Blioomin' train seems to take ages. I' ve had to get the train or bus from Stirlingshire a few times and believe me, lovely scenery apart, you' re glad when you get there

Oh I wasn't heading up to Inverness, I used to pop over to Glasgow then and up the West Highland route on my to Mallaig That used to take five hours and there were only four trains a day. It used to split at Oban and you'd have to make sure you were in the right half.

Only time I went to Inverness we drove from Mallaig there for the North West Fisherman's Annual DInner Dance at the Calednonian Thistle Hotel (think it's the Premier Inn now or similar) by the river. Got absolutely trollied, Stripped the Willow and collapsed into bed around 4am

Oh no I lie, I went there another time on my honeymoon but we stayed in a B&B and I had pleurisy so was very ill!