Originally Posted by Granny McSmith:
“Do you have to relive it just as it was, or can you change it? If you can change it, I'd have more sex.”
But that could all go horribly wrong...
While having more sex, you put your back out.
You're hobbling to the shops in search of a tube of Deep Heat, and a bus driver swerves to avoid you as you slowly cross the road, crashing into a lamp post.
The bus driver was going 2mph over the speed limit, and is charged with dangerous driving.
All the other bus drivers come out on strike in support of him, quickly followed by members of all the other professions who are fed up with idiot beaurocracy. Within days, the entire country is in a state of unrest and the government have called in the military.
This leaves our defences seriously weakened when the inhabitants of a small island off the coast of Iceland decide to take advantage of the situation and stage a successful invasion.
We're expected to worship Cod instead of God, Bjork is piped from speakers placed on every street corner and the only nod towards our heritage is a chain of warm beer shops called 'England'.
And all because you decided to go back and have more nookie. Don't do it