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7 is just savage! XD
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Cuban heels and sequins, it's the STRICTLY GAMERS AWARDS!
-Pink elephants on parade plays- -Ash, Luke, Jamie and Amy walk on dressed as pink elephants- Ash:*Look out! Look out! Pink elephants on parade Here they come! Hippety hoppety Amy: They're here and there Pink elephants everywhere Jamie: Look out! Look out! They're walking around the bed On their head Luke: Clippity cloppity Arrayed in braid Pink elephants on parade Dean: What'll I do? James: What'll I do? Jas': What an unusual view -lights turn up as Danny appears wearing nothing but a thong on a wrecking ball- Don’t you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can’t live a lie, running for my life I will always want you I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you wreck me -the wrecking balls knock down the wall of a portaloo on the stage revealing Izzie reading a newspaper- I wanna sing I wanna shout I wanna scream till the words dry out So put it in all of the papers I'm not afraid They can read all about it read all about it oh -Izzie whips off her outfit to reveal a chefs outfit, she is joined by Richard Osman riding a giraffe- -they both start waving their hands and making saucepan mimes- Izzie: Big Cook, Little Cook Welcome to our cafè Richard: Big Cook, Little Cook Want you to come and play Meeting all the friends we cook for, Izzie: Sharing stories, trips and fun Big Cook, Little Cook Both: We'll cook for everyone! -stage is cleared and Queenie, Leo from Airline and Ross- Queenie: Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away If you can use some exotic booze Ross: There's a bar in far Bombay Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away -plane crashes into a jungle, Paul is dressed as a tiger, Nick dressed as a lion, Callum dressed as a crocodile and Suzy dressed as a lemur, Queenie and Ross step out before Ross is pounced on by Paul- Queenie: I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire Callum: Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar Suzy: Louder, louder than a lion Nick: Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar -animals move away as Connor enters- Connor (in ab lib mode): You may think you're a fierce animal, but you're not, I'm the most beautiful animal out there, I'm a moose. There was a great big moose* Who liked to drink a lot of juice* There was a great big moose* Who liked to drink a lot of juice Singing whoa-oh-oh-oh* Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh* Way-oh, way-oh!* Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh -Willie Thorne, Steve Davis, John Higgins, John Parrott, Jimmy White, Andrew, Stuart, JJ and Eliza are dressed as snooker balls whilst Pothuthic is dressed as a snooker cue- Andrew: Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown, But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down, JJ: His manager and all said "S*d that ball"* Stuart:but it helped him make his mind up,* Now he don't care who wins next year* Eliza: "Cos he's got the rest of us signed up." Mitchell: Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me, We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue. Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy. -lightning strikes- -the two Jess' (I've Got Class & LittlemissJ) enter fighting- IGC:Anything you can do, I *can do better. LMJ: Ican do anything Better than you. IGC: No, you can't.* LMJ: Yes, I can.* IGC: *No, you can't. Suzy: Ash do something! Ash:*Stop in the name of love Before you break my heart -Jess' both run off scared- Jas': You can't stop the beat Nick: Ever since we first saw the sun Queenie: It seems vantussle girls are allways tryin Stuart: Please someone Dean: But now we're gunna shake and shimmy James: And just have some fun today Everyone: And you can't stop* The motion of the ocean* Or the rain from above You can try to stop the paradise We're dreaming of* But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay* 'Cause you can't stop the beat You can't stop the beat!!* You can't stop the beat!! You can't stop the beat!!* You can't stop the beat!! -curtains drop- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host Pothuthic |
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I love a good Mitchell group routine.
(Can we just talk about me putting Steve in a jungle before his time) |
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Who was it that beat you to win the first ever twists and sequins
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AM32 was snubbed by Varry
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I am very disappointed...
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Day 12 paying tribute to the finest literature DS Strictly Games Forum has ever seen (Apart from Hyacinth Village)
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Ah the days of my roguish pseudo-villainy!
was a tremendous read!
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Oh wow. That was some seriously next-level stuff (I'd say it's one of the best things I've read on here, it felt like Broadchurch: the Novel)
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Well, a little bit of Broadchurch, a little bit of Hot Fuzz. Still a worthy combination though.
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Number 12 certainly lifted my mood after catching up with number 11. Wow that was quite some read
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Snooker loopy better be here somewhere
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Snooker loopy better be here somewhere
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'Extreme Mitchell' is actually kinda intriguing because he's not exactly a shrinking violet as 'Normal Mitchell'...
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Extreme Mitchell is always a familiar face
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Not AM32 trying to take over Twists and Sequins after Suzy robbed him of his award winning (Well not in Val's case) Strictly series!!
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(Any of you reading 2011 embarrassing fool Mitchell will be pleased to know that the nurse next door has moved out this year, 2016 hasn't been all that bad evidently)
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Well almost 6 years on people are still talking about that rumba and not those ripping into me all those years ago...
(It's surprising how defensive I'm getting of 2011 me! I genuinely want to go in and stick up for myself all these years later lmao) |
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I'm sure some people would love to rewatch Day 20.
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Dancing with the homeless?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(I'll be doing a revival of dancing with the nolans soon) |
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Ash winning a percentage of his house in his will ftw
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I love the way that thread ended! A slightly surreal but lovely getting to know you with our lovely forum family (once certain bullies had been dealt with!) And the good old days of having a bouncy castle/bar in which to base our conversations!
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THE ROLL EYES EMOJI IS BACK!
Merry Christmas Eve everyone! |
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Hope you guys have enjoyed this!
Hoping everyone has a lovely Christmas.
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was a tremendous read!

Hoping everyone has a lovely Christmas.