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Old 07-12-2016, 08:26
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7 is just savage! XD
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:33
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7 is just savage! XD
I didn't understand what was going on!
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Old 10-12-2016, 00:07
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Cuban heels and sequins, it's the STRICTLY GAMERS AWARDS!
-Pink elephants on parade plays-

-Ash, Luke, Jamie and Amy walk on dressed as pink elephants-

Ash:*Look out! Look out!
Pink elephants on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
Amy: They're here and there
Pink elephants everywhere

Jamie: Look out! Look out!
They're walking around the bed
On their head
Luke: Clippity cloppity
Arrayed in braid
Pink elephants on parade

Dean: What'll I do?
James: What'll I do?
Jas': What an unusual view

-lights turn up as Danny appears wearing nothing but a thong on a wrecking ball-

Don’t you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you

I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me
Yeah, you wreck me

-the wrecking balls knock down the wall of a portaloo on the stage revealing Izzie reading a newspaper-

I wanna sing I wanna shout
I wanna scream till the words dry out
So put it in all of the papers I'm not afraid
They can read all about it read all about it oh

-Izzie whips off her outfit to reveal a chefs outfit, she is joined by Richard Osman riding a giraffe-

-they both start waving their hands and making saucepan mimes-

Izzie: Big Cook, Little Cook
Welcome to our cafè
Richard: Big Cook, Little Cook
Want you to come and play
Meeting all the friends we cook for,
Izzie: Sharing stories, trips and fun
Big Cook, Little Cook
Both: We'll cook for everyone!

-stage is cleared and Queenie, Leo from Airline and Ross-

Queenie: Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
Ross: There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

-plane crashes into a jungle, Paul is dressed as a tiger, Nick dressed as a lion, Callum dressed as a crocodile and Suzy dressed as a lemur, Queenie and Ross step out before Ross is pounced on by Paul-

Queenie: I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire
Callum: Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar
Suzy: Louder, louder than a lion
Nick: Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar

-animals move away as Connor enters-

Connor (in ab lib mode): You may think you're a fierce animal, but you're not, I'm the most beautiful animal out there, I'm a moose.

There was a great big moose*
Who liked to drink a lot of juice*
There was a great big moose*
Who liked to drink a lot of juice

Singing whoa-oh-oh-oh*
Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh*
Way-oh, way-oh!*
Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh

-Willie Thorne, Steve Davis, John Higgins, John Parrott, Jimmy White, Andrew, Stuart, JJ and Eliza are dressed as snooker balls whilst Pothuthic is dressed as a snooker cue-

Andrew: Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown,
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down,
JJ: His manager and all said "S*d that ball"*
Stuart:but it helped him make his mind up,*
Now he don't care who wins next year*
Eliza: "Cos he's got the rest of us signed up."

Mitchell: Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me,

We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue.

Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black.

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy.


-lightning strikes-
-the two Jess' (I've Got Class & LittlemissJ) enter fighting-
IGC:Anything you can do,
I *can do better.
LMJ: Ican do anything
Better than you.

IGC: No, you can't.*
LMJ: Yes, I can.*
IGC: *No, you can't.

Suzy: Ash do something!

Ash:*Stop in the name of love
Before you break my heart

-Jess' both run off scared-

Jas': You can't stop the beat
Nick: Ever since we first saw the sun
Queenie: It seems vantussle girls are allways tryin
Stuart: Please someone
Dean: But now we're gunna shake and shimmy
James: And just have some fun today

Everyone: And you can't stop*
The motion of the ocean*
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreaming of*
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay*
'Cause you can't stop the beat
You can't stop the beat!!*
You can't stop the beat!!
You can't stop the beat!!*
You can't stop the beat!!

-curtains drop-

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host Pothuthic
2013 was weird.
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Old 10-12-2016, 14:21
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I love a good Mitchell group routine.

(Can we just talk about me putting Steve in a jungle before his time)
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Old 11-12-2016, 00:05
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Who was it that beat you to win the first ever twists and sequins
omfg welp
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Old 11-12-2016, 00:24
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AM32 was snubbed by Varry
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Old 11-12-2016, 18:32
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I am very disappointed...
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Old 12-12-2016, 00:10
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Day 12 paying tribute to the finest literature DS Strictly Games Forum has ever seen (Apart from Hyacinth Village)
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Old 12-12-2016, 07:30
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Ah the days of my roguish pseudo-villainy! was a tremendous read!
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Old 12-12-2016, 08:13
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Oh wow. That was some seriously next-level stuff (I'd say it's one of the best things I've read on here, it felt like Broadchurch: the Novel)
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Old 12-12-2016, 10:07
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Well, a little bit of Broadchurch, a little bit of Hot Fuzz. Still a worthy combination though.
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Old 12-12-2016, 10:45
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Number 12 certainly lifted my mood after catching up with number 11. Wow that was quite some read
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Old 12-12-2016, 15:33
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Snooker loopy better be here somewhere
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Old 12-12-2016, 16:06
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Snooker loopy better be here somewhere
I like to think I've added it.
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Old 14-12-2016, 07:57
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'Extreme Mitchell' is actually kinda intriguing because he's not exactly a shrinking violet as 'Normal Mitchell'...
And then Decisions happened, and Extreme Mitch became a forum staple!
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Old 16-12-2016, 16:35
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Extreme Mitchell is always a familiar face
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Old 16-12-2016, 16:36
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Not AM32 trying to take over Twists and Sequins after Suzy robbed him of his award winning (Well not in Val's case) Strictly series!!
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Old 16-12-2016, 16:41
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(Any of you reading 2011 embarrassing fool Mitchell will be pleased to know that the nurse next door has moved out this year, 2016 hasn't been all that bad evidently)
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Old 17-12-2016, 02:13
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Well almost 6 years on people are still talking about that rumba and not those ripping into me all those years ago...

(It's surprising how defensive I'm getting of 2011 me! I genuinely want to go in and stick up for myself all these years later lmao)
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Old 20-12-2016, 19:42
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I'm sure some people would love to rewatch Day 20.
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Old 21-12-2016, 14:01
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Dancing with the homeless?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(I'll be doing a revival of dancing with the nolans soon)
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Old 23-12-2016, 17:08
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Ash winning a percentage of his house in his will ftw
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Old 24-12-2016, 11:05
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I love the way that thread ended! A slightly surreal but lovely getting to know you with our lovely forum family (once certain bullies had been dealt with!) And the good old days of having a bouncy castle/bar in which to base our conversations!
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Old 24-12-2016, 12:22
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THE ROLL EYES EMOJI IS BACK!

Merry Christmas Eve everyone!
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Old 24-12-2016, 13:20
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Hope you guys have enjoyed this! Hoping everyone has a lovely Christmas.
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