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Old 04-12-2016, 17:04
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Never been so much fanny talk on DS. this thread all the friday sex threads rolled into one!! lol
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Old 04-12-2016, 17:08
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Golfer Fred Funk.

Was there a footballer called Ufarte ?
Lopez Ufarte
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Old 04-12-2016, 17:11
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Carry on films were legendary with the funny names.

Dick Plummer
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Old 04-12-2016, 17:15
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Carry on films were legendary with the funny names.

Dick Plummer


" Stuart. Farquar"

" Stupid what?"

" Farquar!!!!!"

" a haa!! YOU Mr. Fu**ee arse!"
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Old 04-12-2016, 17:16
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Fanny Akimbo - the latest Bond girl.
Hahahahahaaaaaa
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Old 05-12-2016, 20:26
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My girlfriend's paternal great-great-grandfather was called Joe King.
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Old 05-12-2016, 21:00
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Husband worked with a colleague called Paul Brain - needless to say he always signed his name in full not just the initial. A friend of ours worked with a guy who's surname was Balls, and his daughter was Scarlett ! Poor girl !
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Old 05-12-2016, 21:31
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Not a person - but a street.

The name of my street was 'Upper Road'. At school the teacher was asking each boy where they lived and when it came to my turn I said - Upper Road.
He replied - "Don't try and be funny with me" !
I read a book where a road in a new housing estate had been named after a Councillor Skinner. One family ended up living at 4,Skinner Close.
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Old 05-12-2016, 22:36
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Dear old Wogan had a few. I liked Mick Sturbs, Lucy Lastic and Ellen Back.
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Old 06-12-2016, 01:12
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I went to school with a kid called Dean Cakebread. We called him Biscuit.
A bit like the reason I have my username on here. As a Richard with a surname beginning with the letter T there was a primary teacher who always just called me Rich and one day put my name and surname initial on a class listing on the wall and wrote me down as Rich T (Biscuit), which I rather came to like.

Anyone know any ladies called Fiona Grolls? Fi Grolls.
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Old 06-12-2016, 02:18
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I read a book where a road in a new housing estate had been named after a Councillor Skinner. One family ended up living at 4,Skinner Close.
There's a street, in the Lewisham area if I recall correctly, called Bellenden Walk. Needless to say, the roadsigns are fairly frequently vandalised in the way you're correctly assuming.

A bit like the reason I have my username on here. As a Richard with a surname beginning with the letter T there was a primary teacher who always just called me Rich and one day put my name and surname initial on a class listing on the wall and wrote me down as Rich T (Biscuit), which I rather came to like.

Anyone know any ladies called Fiona Grolls? Fi Grolls.
Maybe she's a friend of Diana Gestive or Jamie Dodgers?
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Old 06-12-2016, 06:46
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I've met customers including

Mr A Hole (first name Arne)
Miss England
Dr Rash
Mrs Sherlock and Miss Moriarty on the same day!
Mrs Ho
Mr Kacker
Similarly, a Richard Soul would be Mr R Soul.
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Old 06-12-2016, 06:49
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Carry on films were legendary with the funny names.

Dick Plummer
It might have been the same film where Marshall P Knutt was mistaken for a marshall when really he was a plummer!

Spoiler
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Old 06-12-2016, 07:18
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When I was a child I found the name Doreen really really funny.
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Old 06-12-2016, 16:43
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Tokyo Sexwale - he ran for FIFA president recently. Apparently Tokyo is not his real first name though.

Dick Pound - he is something to do with athletics/swimming. Sounds like a 1970s porn star.
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Old 06-12-2016, 19:39
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When I was a child I found the name Doreen really really funny.
I found the name Eric so funny that I gave the name to my budgie when I was 8. I still do find it a bit funny.

I only knew one Eric myself, a boy in school whose name was Eric Rice. His surname being an anagram of his first.
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Old 06-12-2016, 20:11
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The olympian Robbie Grabarz always makes me snigger
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Old 06-12-2016, 21:55
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Ramjam Delilah Funkyboogaloo-Smyth.

He exists and lives in Wales. Google him!
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Old 06-12-2016, 22:36
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There's a street, in the Lewisham area if I recall correctly, called Bellenden Walk. Needless to say, the roadsigns are fairly frequently vandalised in the way you're correctly assuming.





Maybe she's a friend of Diana Gestive or Jamie Dodgers?
Don't know a Bellenden Walk, Lewisham, but I definitely know a Bellenden Road, Peckham.
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Old 06-12-2016, 23:02
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Don't know a Bellenden Walk, Lewisham, but I definitely know a Bellenden Road, Peckham.
That could be the one, the pictures I saw of it were a few years back now. It's a similar situation to that place called Snitter, whose signs are often being modified to amend the N into another letter...
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Old 06-12-2016, 23:03
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Ramjam Delilah Funkyboogaloo-Smyth.

He exists and lives in Wales. Google him!
He has a brother, Koolandthegang Funkyboogaloo-Smythe, and this was the name registered and used at uni

I knew of someone with the surname 'Upthegrove'.
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Old 06-12-2016, 23:30
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I found the name Eric so funny that I gave the name to my budgie when I was 8. I still do find it a bit funny.

I only knew one Eric myself, a boy in school whose name was Eric Rice. His surname being an anagram of his first.
I named my pillow Eric. I wasn't allowed a budgie.
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Old 07-12-2016, 00:17
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Mike Oxard and Mike Oxlong
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Old 07-12-2016, 00:18
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Old 07-12-2016, 03:04
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I know someone who is a friend of my mother's, and she's called Phukraj...pronounced F**kraaj. Apparently it's of Indian origin and means Topaz.
Always makes me smirk a little, even after a number of years of knowing her.
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