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Peoples names that make you laugh
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jp761
04-12-2016
Never been so much fanny talk on DS. this thread all the friday sex threads rolled into one!! lol
farmer bob
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by finlay_gaskill:
“Golfer Fred Funk.

Was there a footballer called Ufarte ?”

Lopez Ufarte
jp761
04-12-2016
Carry on films were legendary with the funny names.

Dick Plummer
ianradioian
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by jp761:
“Carry on films were legendary with the funny names.

Dick Plummer ”



" Stuart. Farquar"

" Stupid what?"

" Farquar!!!!!"

" a haa!! YOU Mr. Fu**ee arse!"
ianradioian
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“Fanny Akimbo - the latest Bond girl.”

Hahahahahaaaaaa
EStaffs90
05-12-2016
My girlfriend's paternal great-great-grandfather was called Joe King.
SeasideLady
05-12-2016
Husband worked with a colleague called Paul Brain - needless to say he always signed his name in full not just the initial. A friend of ours worked with a guy who's surname was Balls, and his daughter was Scarlett ! Poor girl !
MRSgotobed
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by cessna:
“Not a person - but a street.

The name of my street was 'Upper Road'. At school the teacher was asking each boy where they lived and when it came to my turn I said - Upper Road.
He replied - "Don't try and be funny with me" !”

I read a book where a road in a new housing estate had been named after a Councillor Skinner. One family ended up living at 4,Skinner Close.
grauniad
05-12-2016
Dear old Wogan had a few. I liked Mick Sturbs, Lucy Lastic and Ellen Back.
Rich Tea.
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by Leicester_Hunk:
“I went to school with a kid called Dean Cakebread. We called him Biscuit.”

A bit like the reason I have my username on here. As a Richard with a surname beginning with the letter T there was a primary teacher who always just called me Rich and one day put my name and surname initial on a class listing on the wall and wrote me down as Rich T (Biscuit), which I rather came to like.

Anyone know any ladies called Fiona Grolls? Fi Grolls.
SonOfPurple
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by MRSgotobed:
“I read a book where a road in a new housing estate had been named after a Councillor Skinner. One family ended up living at 4,Skinner Close.”

There's a street, in the Lewisham area if I recall correctly, called Bellenden Walk. Needless to say, the roadsigns are fairly frequently vandalised in the way you're correctly assuming.

Originally Posted by Rich Tea.:
“A bit like the reason I have my username on here. As a Richard with a surname beginning with the letter T there was a primary teacher who always just called me Rich and one day put my name and surname initial on a class listing on the wall and wrote me down as Rich T (Biscuit), which I rather came to like.

Anyone know any ladies called Fiona Grolls? Fi Grolls. ”

Maybe she's a friend of Diana Gestive or Jamie Dodgers?
Multimedia81
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by sheffielder:
“I've met customers including

Mr A Hole (first name Arne)
Miss England
Dr Rash
Mrs Sherlock and Miss Moriarty on the same day!
Mrs Ho
Mr Kacker”

Similarly, a Richard Soul would be Mr R Soul.
Multimedia81
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by jp761:
“Carry on films were legendary with the funny names.

Dick Plummer ”

It might have been the same film where Marshall P Knutt was mistaken for a marshall when really he was a plummer!

Spoiler
Legend has it that it was inspiration from Marshall P Knutt that led to the actor playing David Platt to call himself Jack P Shepherd.
TheEricPollard
06-12-2016
When I was a child I found the name Doreen really really funny.
Amy76
06-12-2016
Tokyo Sexwale - he ran for FIFA president recently. Apparently Tokyo is not his real first name though.

Dick Pound - he is something to do with athletics/swimming. Sounds like a 1970s porn star.
Rich Tea.
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by TheEricPollard:
“When I was a child I found the name Doreen really really funny. ”

I found the name Eric so funny that I gave the name to my budgie when I was 8. I still do find it a bit funny.

I only knew one Eric myself, a boy in school whose name was Eric Rice. His surname being an anagram of his first.
bobbla
06-12-2016
The olympian Robbie Grabarz always makes me snigger
eugenespeed
06-12-2016
Ramjam Delilah Funkyboogaloo-Smyth.

He exists and lives in Wales. Google him!
razorback Tony
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by SonOfPurple:
“There's a street, in the Lewisham area if I recall correctly, called Bellenden Walk. Needless to say, the roadsigns are fairly frequently vandalised in the way you're correctly assuming.





Maybe she's a friend of Diana Gestive or Jamie Dodgers? ”

Don't know a Bellenden Walk, Lewisham, but I definitely know a Bellenden Road, Peckham.
SonOfPurple
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by razorback Tony:
“Don't know a Bellenden Walk, Lewisham, but I definitely know a Bellenden Road, Peckham.”

That could be the one, the pictures I saw of it were a few years back now. It's a similar situation to that place called Snitter, whose signs are often being modified to amend the N into another letter...
Pickpuss
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Ramjam Delilah Funkyboogaloo-Smyth.

He exists and lives in Wales. Google him!”

He has a brother, Koolandthegang Funkyboogaloo-Smythe, and this was the name registered and used at uni

I knew of someone with the surname 'Upthegrove'.
TheEricPollard
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by Rich Tea.:
“I found the name Eric so funny that I gave the name to my budgie when I was 8. I still do find it a bit funny.

I only knew one Eric myself, a boy in school whose name was Eric Rice. His surname being an anagram of his first.”

I named my pillow Eric. I wasn't allowed a budgie.
excelents
07-12-2016
Mike Oxard and Mike Oxlong
Fried Kickin
07-12-2016
Dick Butkus the NFL legend
Bagshot85
07-12-2016
I know someone who is a friend of my mother's, and she's called Phukraj...pronounced F**kraaj. Apparently it's of Indian origin and means Topaz.
Always makes me smirk a little, even after a number of years of knowing her.
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