Originally Posted by
Ovalteenie:
“I'm in Paris for the weekend and I'm struggling to get by. I can speak basic phrasebook French but when they reply in rapid French I haven't a clue what they are saying. At FNAC in Forum Des Halles, I offered too much money and the guy gave me back the extra €20 note and smiled and said a big long sentence and I had no idea what he was saying and i just nodded foolishly. 
Also despite my best efforts they can tell immediately I'm not a native speaker and they switch to English, while I try to be courteous by attempting to speak French...
Is there something wrong with the French that is taught at school? It bears little resemblance to how real French people speak the language
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Had an impromptu holiday in France a few years ago due to flying anywhere on a last minute deal being ruled out by the Iceland ash cloud.
I got a D at GCSE back in 94(ish) and had to use pigeon French to get by. We had no hotels booked when we got to Caen by ferry & made a decision to try to speak as much Fench as possible.
First challenge was getting a hotel room which I managed. The hotel guy didn't speak English really or allowed me to do my best and a room were given. The waiter in the restaurant we went to spoke less English than I did french but again we both muddled our way through & had a lovely meal. After that we used more touristy places and most of the people spoke enough English to make communication a lot easier but we tried at every cafe, bar, hotel to speak French first, our logic being if we a bit of an effort to speak the language we might be treated better than someone that just shouts slowly in English!
Generally the hospitality staff allowed us to do our best then replied in English to complete our orders, directions etc which I didn't mind at all.
The best experience was going into a small bar (only one in Bayeux we could find open in the evening apart from an Irish pub oddly!) where I ordered 2 bottles of Desperado lager. Once finished my partner (who really spoke no French at all) said she wanted to get them this time. She proudly got to the bar & with her nerves kicking in (and Desperados being a Mexican themed lager) said "Dos Desperados por favor", much to my amusement! The French bar tender, quick as a flash replied "It's okay, I speak Spanish too!. I was gone by this point and my partner was mortified, not only that she had used the wrong language to order the beers but that it was pronounced badly enough for a French person to understand it, guess that she was English, and reply in her native tongue!