Rank the Musicals Week 11 dances from 1 being your fave to 5 being your least fave.

Ore & Joanne - Foxtrot
Judge Rinder & Oksana - Samba
Louise & Kevin - Quickstep
Claudia & AJ - Salsa
Danny & Oti - Tango

1/ Claudia & AJ - Salsa
2/ Louise & Kevin - QS
3/ Ore & Joanne - Foxtrot
4/ Danny & Oti - Tango
5/ Judge Rinder & Oksana - Samba

1. Louise & Kevin's Quickstep.
2. Ore & Joanne's Foxtrot.
3. Claudia & AJ'S Salsa.
4. Danny & Oti's Tango.
5. Judge Rinder & Oksana's Samba.

1 = Claudia and AJ
2 = Danny and Oti
3 = Louise and Kevin
4 = Ore and Joanne
5 = Judge Rinder and Oksana

They were all poor to middling.

OK.

1 Claudia
2 Rinder

and the other three left me absolutely cold.

1. Claudia
2. Louise
3. Danny
4. Ore
5. Robert

1/ Danny & Oti - Tango
2/Claudia & AJ - Salsa
3/ Louise & Kevin - QS
4/ J Rinder & Oksana - Samba
5/ Ore & Joanne - Foxtrot

1. Claudia
2. Louise
3. Danny
4. Rinder
5. Ore

1/ Claudia & AJ - Salsa
2/ Danny & Oti - tango
2/ Louise & Kevin - QS
4/ Judge Rinder & Oksana - Samba
5/ Ore & Joanne - Foxtrot

1/ Danny & Oti
2/ Ore & Joanne
3/ Claudia & AJ
4/ Louise & Kevin
5/ Rinder & Oksana

1. Claudia
2. Louise
3. Danny
4. Ore
5. Rob

1. Danny, because it at least looked like a tango and he performed it well, even if the footwork was a bit off.
2. Claudia, although I was expecting her to put her arms straight up in the air after every lift, it looked so much like she was preparing for a somersault in the middle of a floor routine every time.
3. Judge Rinder (to be clear, I'm ranking the dance his hips were doing; I think his face was doing Ed's cha cha cha. I definitely saw some 'ooooh aaaaah' going on).

Then, umm...

I can't really rank Louise or Ore. Supposedly Louise was doing a quickstep but she got the memo telling her to do a line dance-based show dance instead, and apparently Ore was dancing a fairly pedestrian foxtrot but my TV seemed to tune itself to Gardening World instead and I could only see some strange mutant triffid-like flowers waving about.

1. Claudia & AJ
2. Danny & Oti
3. Louise & Kevin
4. Ore & Joanne
5. Robert & Oksana

1. Danny and Oti (Tango)
2. Claudia and AJ (Salsa)
3. Ore and Joanne (Foxtrot)
4. Louise and Kevin (Quickstep)
5. Judge Rinder and Oksana (Samba)

On how much I enjoyed the routines:

Danny and Oti
Claudia and AJ
Judge Rinder and Oksana
Louise and Kevin
Ore and Joanne

On the costumes:

Ore and Joanne
Danny and Oti
Judge Rinder and Oksana
Claudia and AJ
Louise and Kevin

On the dance as advertised*:

All bloody awful

*By this I mean: 1) did they actually do much of the dance advertised? 2) were they technically any good at the dance advertised? 3) was the music appropriate for the dance advertised? I couldn't answer "yes" to more than one of those questions for any routine tonight.

I think the judges got the order about right tonight!!

Claudia
Danny
Louise
Ore
Rob Rinder

Ability:
Claudia
Danny
Louise
Ore
Judge

Enjoyment:
Claudia
Louise (through gritted teeth)
Judge
Danny
Ore

Danny and Oti
Claudia and AJ
Louise and Kevin
Ore and Joanne
Robert and Oksana

Louise

Ore

Danny joint third with
Claudia

Judge

1. Danny & Oti - it was an achievement to get anything resembling a Tango to a song which is a Cha Cha Cha, but aside from the missing heel leads it was pretty good.

2. Claudia & AJ - for the second week running she spent more time in the air than dancing, but the bits of salsa she did do were great

3. Ore & Joanne - not as fluid as it could have been, but I loved Jo's choreography and when they did get into the sway of it I really liked it

4. Louise & Kevin - Kevin appears not to have got the memo that he was supposed to be putting together a Quickstep. not a showdance. Louise performed it better than usual though.

5. Judge Rinder & Oksana - he's the weakest left in the competition, and it shows. His facial expressions were driving me insane!

Same here.

1. Danny and Oti = Louise and Kevin
2. Claudia and AJ
3. Judge and Oksana = Ore and Joanne

1. Louise & Kevin - Quickstep
2. Ore & Joanne - Foxtrot
3. Danny & Oti - Tango
4. Claudia & AJ - Salsa
5. Judge Rinder & Oksana - Samba

Danny
Ore (I don't know why I liked it, I just did)
Claudia
Rinder (hey, at least it was a samba!)
Louise (Ggggooood, I was bored, and it was barely a quickstep)

Frankly none of them were out of this world, but there you have it.