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If Louise had have......
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jessanmollyl
03-12-2016
.......performed Claudia's routine, she'd have scored 10s all round.
StrictlyEastend
03-12-2016
Probably at the least got a 10 from either Darcey or Len.
Domestos
03-12-2016
Louise isn't a gymnast so pointless. However, she is a better dancer.
FingersAndToes
03-12-2016
Claudia's dance was filled with gymnastics, Louise couldn't have performed it.
vald
03-12-2016
I very much doubt it. No one warranted 10s all round. A gymnast doing gymnastics is hardly ground breaking stuff.
mad_madge_morri
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by jessanmollyl:
“.......performed Claudia's routine, she'd have scored 10s all round.”


I doubt she could have done it in a million years. And as for Kevin...
Domestos
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by mad_madge_morri:
“I doubt she could have done it in a million years. And as for Kevin...”

I doubt anyone else there, celeb or pro could. They are not trained gymnasts.
DeltaBlues
03-12-2016
If Louise had performed Claudia's routine, the only scoring she'd have done would have been in the back of the ambulance with the dishy paramedic who took her to hospital to have her dislocations put back into place.
GoinGaga
03-12-2016
Anyone who thinks Claudia's salsa was "gymnastics" obviously doesn't know much about the sport. 99% of the salsas on Strictly are lift heavy. Claudia has the ability, given her training, to pull off some of the more spectacular ones, but her gymnastic floor routines don't feature a male dance partner
jessanmollyl
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“If Louise had performed Claudia's routine, the only scoring she'd have done would have been in the back of the ambulance with the dishy paramedic who took her to hospital to have her dislocations put back into place.”

EXACTLY and she'd still have scored 40 😜
VicsMum
03-12-2016
If Louise had performed Claudia's routine, she'd have scored 10s all round.
There, fixed.
Domestos
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by VicsMum:
“If Louise had performed Claudia's routine, she'd have scored 10s all round.
There, fixed.”

As a non-gymnast she would have damn well deserved them too!
VicsMum
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by Domestos:
“As a non-gymnast she would have damn well deserved them too! ”

I was talking about the grammar in the OP, not about the show being "fixed"!
Domestos
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by VicsMum:
“I was talking about the grammar in the OP, not about the show being "fixed"! ”

Damn.

*slinks off*

Pink Knight
03-12-2016
If Louise had shimmied about a bit it would be 10's.
hisdogspot
03-12-2016
Louise couldn't have done Claudia's dance ... whereas Claudia could have done Louise's dance with ease

In fact any of the female contestants this year could have made a good show of Louise's barn dance
Domestos
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by hisdogspot:
“Louise couldn't have done Claudia's dance ... whereas Claudia could have done Louise's dance with ease

In fact any of the female contestants this year could have made a good show of Louise's barn dance”

She wouldn't have had Louise's elegance or grace for the QS part. BUT Claudia did some lovely moves in her Salsa
hisdogspot
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by Domestos:
“She wouldn't have had Louise's elegance or grace for the QS part. BUT Claudia did some lovely moves in her Salsa”

That dance didn't call for 'elegance' ... remember Doris Day ?

As for the QS part, even Len was drawn to mention the lack of dance content, until he stilled himself
pasodabble
03-12-2016
Why is there a redundant "have" in the OP?
bendymixer
03-12-2016
if Louise's lacked QS Claudia's def lacked salsa
Domestos
03-12-2016
Originally Posted by hisdogspot:
“That dance didn't call for 'elegance' ... remember Doris Day ?

As for the QS part, even Len was drawn to mention the lack of dance content, until he stilled himself”

Originally Posted by bendymixer:
“if Louise's lacked QS Claudia's def lacked salsa”

The QS part did need the better foot work Louise provides and as bendymixer says...
tabithakitten
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by pasodabble:
“Why is there a redundant "have" in the OP?”

It's a prop. Essential to the characterisation and staging.
james_von05
04-12-2016
People who doesn't know anything about Salsa, they think spectacular lifts is gymnastics... lol
go on youtube and search cali colombia world championship and you would think Claudia's lifts was pretty mild.
jessanmollyl
04-12-2016
Precisely why I rarely post - pedantic people on here are ridiculous. I didn't realise I was being graded on my question. What I was trying to get across is that Louise can smile, wink and do jazz hands and get 10s. Claudia can do a superb job and not get 10s. Simple as that.
Paace
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by VicsMum:
“I was talking about the grammar in the OP, not about the show being "fixed"! ”

You're on dangerous ground there . Spot the mistake in your reply
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