DS Forums

 
 

Martin - My Secret Jungle Hell


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 04-12-2016, 17:18
emma555
Forum Member
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,214
just as long as he doesnt go to any of the therapists on this forum
Are you talking about Anne? 😂
emma555 is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 04-12-2016, 17:23
Pitman
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: London
Posts: 16,521
Are you talking about Anne? 😂
he needs a home truth therapist, though if he pays me enough I'll cry him a river
Pitman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:27
vald
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 30,972
he needs a home truth therapist, though if he pays me enough I'll cry him a river d
Not the home truth He'd have you branded a bully and splashed all over the Sunday rags.
vald is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:31
Pitman
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: London
Posts: 16,521
Not the home truth He'd have you branded a bully and splashed all over the Sunday rags.
fame at last

he shouldn't have gone to a back street therapist like me, what do I know about bloody therapy ?
Pitman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:36
yawalloper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,544
Dearie me, do you want her to be? Would you like that? 'Cos it's fun upsetting people, isn't it?
Martin?.....Is that you?
yawalloper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:40
RecordPlayer
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 18,562
at least Martin now has enough money for therapy, I'd say he's now comfirmed middle class, bet he doesn't spend it on a shrink though, bet he has another go at reforesting his head
Therapists are a waste of time and money.

If any of them needed one, it would be Larry and Danny. They've got inferiority complexes.
RecordPlayer is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:45
viva.espana
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 3,012
Never makes personal attacks? I nominate you for the comedy award.
That's nonsense and you know it.

But cheers for the award, I'd like to thank my family, my agent and all those on here who've enhanced my IAC experience with their bullshit-free 'tell it like it is' opinions.
viva.espana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:46
anne_666
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 30,180
I'm nominating you for the 'Grace under Pressure' award.

The irony that you, who focuses your attention solely on the campmates, always responds reasonably to other FMs and never makes personal attacks, is being attacked from all sides by people who're whinging about people ganging up and attacking Poor Martin. Strewth.
Thank you viva Will we be treated to the duo accusation again?

The risible irony, always borne out of lack of argument, hasn't passed this old bird by. Charming stuff and still it continues
anne_666 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:48
Pitman
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: London
Posts: 16,521
That's nonsense and you know it.

But cheers for the award, I'd like to thank my family, my agent and all those on here who've enhanced my IAC experience with their bullshit-free 'tell it like it is' opinions.
well done on the award, even though your comment wasn't in the least bit funny the only other entrant was Joel Dommet
Pitman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:50
Blondie X
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Kent but ex Sarf London
Posts: 26,526
I'm totally baffled by those who seem to think Larry saw Martin as a threat. How exactly?
Maybe, just maybe he didn't like the bloke and there was no alterior motive or hidden undercurrent.
Blondie X is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:51
viva.espana
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 3,012
fame at last

he shouldn't have gone to a back street therapist like me, what do I know about bloody therapy ?
On the contrary, if he'd gone to you in your (I'm imagining) seedy one-room practice over a closed-down pound shop, he'd have been forced to laugh his way out of his victimhood. You'd have been the making of him.
viva.espana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:55
viva.espana
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 3,012
well done on the award, even though your comment wasn't in the least bit funny the only other entrant was Joel Dommet
viva.espana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:55
Pitman
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: London
Posts: 16,521
I'm totally baffled by those who seem to think Larry saw Martin as a threat. How exactly?
Maybe, just maybe he didn't like the bloke and there was no alterior motive or hidden undercurrent.
agreed, I saw it as narky old goat meets whingey bollocks sad sack
Pitman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 17:57
Blondie X
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Kent but ex Sarf London
Posts: 26,526
agreed, I saw it as narky old goat meets whingey bollocks sad sack
Pretty much 😄
Blondie X is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 18:00
Pitman
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: London
Posts: 16,521
On the contrary, if he'd gone to you in your (I'm imagining) seedy one-room practice over a closed-down pound shop, he'd have been forced to laugh his way out of his victimhood. You'd have been the making of him.


we have a motto in my practice, 'love yourself even though you are fat, bald and useless'
Pitman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 18:02
Blondie X
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Kent but ex Sarf London
Posts: 26,526


we have a motto in my practice, 'love yourself even though you are fat, bald and useless'
How much would you charge Martin for those words of wisdom? 🤑
Blondie X is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 18:03
zoepaulpenny
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: the land of the hobbit.
Posts: 8,839


we have a motto in my practice, 'love yourself even though you are fat, bald and useless'
And a million laugh's is better than a million pounds
zoepaulpenny is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 18:03
viva.espana
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 3,012
Thank you viva Will we be treated to the duo accusation again?

The risible irony, always borne out of lack of argument, hasn't passed this old bird by. Charming stuff and still it continues
^ I expect we will and will be disappointed if we're not.

The funny thing is, I was going to PM you yesterday just to have a laugh and an eyeroll but found you were incommunicado. So apparently we're doing it telepathically which is all shades of awesome!
viva.espana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 18:58
1fab
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 13,311
Martin?.....Is that you?
Yes, Wayne!
1fab is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 19:01
1fab
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 13,311
^ I expect we will and will be disappointed if we're not.

The funny thing is, I was going to PM you yesterday just to have a laugh and an eyeroll but found you were incommunicado. So apparently we're doing it telepathically which is all shades of awesome!
Aww, Viva and Anne, the dream team.
1fab is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 19:17
madetomeasure
Guest
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 7,972
madetomeasure is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 19:20
madetomeasure
Guest
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 7,972
^ I expect we will and will be disappointed if we're not.

The funny thing is, I was going to PM you yesterday just to have a laugh and an eyeroll but found you were incommunicado. So apparently we're doing it telepathically which is all shades of awesome!
Awwwww well you didn't need to bother did you as you all arrived, at the same time, to ruin a thread.
madetomeasure is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 19:58
Darcyprincess
Forum Member
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 22,673
Oh for gods sake. This is why I don't like Martin; such a whinge.
I agree, I think that Martin was such a wind up merchant and a whinge bag that's the reason why the others got fed up with him. I think that Martin really pushed his luck at times and was also quite difficult with Ant and Dec early on too. Bullying is so overused at times and I think this is one of those times!
Darcyprincess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 19:58
viva.espana
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 3,012
Aww, Viva and Anne, the dream team.
Awwwww well you didn't need to bother did you as you all arrived, at the same time, to ruin a thread.
As an existing IAC award winner , I hereby nominate you two for the 'Most joyless, Most Humourless, Most Graceless, Most Hide-Behind-A-Cushion-Embarrassing' forum members.

May the best of you win.
viva.espana is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2016, 20:01
1fab
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 13,311
As an existing IAC award winner , I hereby nominate you two for the 'Most joyless, Most Humourless, Most Graceless, Most Hide-Behind-A-Cushion-Embarrassing' forum members.

May the best of you win.
Careful, or your pal Annie will report you for breaking forum rules...

And you get the award for Sheep of the Week!. Step up and take your award, you little pack follower you.
1fab is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply




 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 14:44.