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Old 07-12-2016, 10:19
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This is what the inside of her brain looks like of course - a fusty compendium of union jacks, ration books and a grammar school hockey stick.


Delve a bit deeper and you'll find a liberty bodice, some antimacassars, bromide for uncalled for urges, a tin of Spam, a Morris Oxford, a Tingha and Tucker Club badge, and a dappled sunset.

No wonder she can't think straight.

Apparently, it's consensus that we're coming out of the single market and the customs union. Oliver Letwin was talking last night as if it's obvious and everyone knows it. I suggest everyone does not know it. That recent poll had 90% - NINETY PERCENT - saying they wanted to stay in the single market. Maybe many don't understand what comes with that, but that's irrelevant. If they march sternly towards this position, there is going to be uproar. It is not remainers who are out of touch on this - it's May.
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Old 07-12-2016, 10:23
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Delve a bit deeper and you'll find a liberty bodice, some antimacassars, bromide for uncalled for urges, a tin of Spam, a Morris Oxford, a Tingha and Tucker Club badge, and a dappled sunset.

No wonder she can't think straight.
On the basis that half of us don't immediately recognise half of those things, you have just just 25% of the vote
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Old 07-12-2016, 10:26
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This and other pronouncements are just to try and cover up she hasn't got a clue. It looks increasingly obvious.
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Old 07-12-2016, 10:33
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On the basis that half of us don't immediately recognise half of those things, you have just just 25% of the vote
http://networkonair.com/features/wp-...ndtucker01.jpg

Question

My male partner, who spent six years in the Navy, has said that bromide was regularly used to suppress the men’s sexual feelings.

Is this correct?


https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/52...l.15543895.jpg

http://www.pbcm.co.uk/assets/images/Morris_Painted.jpg

http://imageleicestershire.org.uk/me...f51fbdcc130dd6

http://www.smalltime.com/findthespam/spam0.jpg
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Old 07-12-2016, 10:50
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"There is an absurdly loud whooshing noise. What could possibly cause such a thing?"

"Is it:
a) a bird
b) a plane
c) some guy in tights and a cape

or possibly something else, how many guesses can I have, could not possibly think what it could be, is it someone being a smeeeeee.....?"

Seriously, the 'immediately' would have been the sign that the things were recognised but not straight away because most of us don't live in some bizarre fantasy-land where everybody else apparently has this desperate urge to live in some version of the 50s that nobody actually recognises.
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Old 07-12-2016, 11:26
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This and other pronouncements are just to try and cover up she hasn't got a clue. It looks increasingly obvious.
The woman is an idiot. Easily the most inept government ever.
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Old 07-12-2016, 11:35
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Red, white and blue?

What she means is a British Brexit (if that means anything at all)
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Old 07-12-2016, 13:04
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Red, white and blue?

What she means is a British Brexit (if that means anything at all)
A British British Exit?
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Old 07-12-2016, 17:10
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Yep, the moment I heard that on the news, it sounded like another completely meaningless phrase. She's not doing herself any favours coming out with these empty slogans.
She isn't doing herself any favours either denying that she she doesn't have a stylist (in an interview with The Sunday Times), so she cannot blame anyone for her bizarre dress sense. She really does not seem to have a clue, or even cares, how she portrays herself enjoying being photographed in her latest outfit. £995 leather trousers worn with a £495 cashmere jumper and £295 Burberry trainers, when we are supposed to be struggling with austerity. Apparently her husband is her style counsel and is good at accessories, particularly good at choosing handbags and bracelets. Although her focus in on her job at hand, (like sorting out Brexit?) she does take her appearance seriously. Is anyone bothered about her enjoying dressing up and shouldn't she be sorting out Brexit instead of talking about sorting out her outfit for the next day and just saying meaningless phrases like she wants a blue red and white Brexit. I personally think she should get a job in M&S womens clothing dept.
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Old 07-12-2016, 17:25
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Looks like this Brexit involves loss of workers rights ...

https://politicalscrapbook.net/2016/...-leave-the-eu/
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Old 07-12-2016, 17:53
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She isn't doing herself any favours either denying that she she doesn't have a stylist (in an interview with The Sunday Times), so she cannot blame anyone for her bizarre dress sense. She really does not seem to have a clue, or even cares, how she portrays herself enjoying being photographed in her latest outfit. £995 leather trousers worn with a £495 cashmere jumper and £295 Burberry trainers, when we are supposed to be struggling with austerity. Apparently her husband is her style counsel and is good at accessories, particularly good at choosing handbags and bracelets. Although her focus in on her job at hand, (like sorting out Brexit?) she does take her appearance seriously. Is anyone bothered about her enjoying dressing up and shouldn't she be sorting out Brexit instead of talking about sorting out her outfit for the next day and just saying meaningless phrases like she wants a blue red and white Brexit. I personally think she should get a job in M&S womens clothing dept.
I've heard many a woman announce that the worst person to chose their clothes, accessories etc is their husband! Mind you, that doesn't include tranny hubbies, and clearly, looking at May's outfits, we can't charge him with that!

Our Teresa clearly needs a male gayfriend. Get yourself down the the Royal Vaux, love.
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Old 07-12-2016, 17:54
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A British British Exit?
An Eit. No X please, we're British and don't do that sort of thing
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Old 07-12-2016, 18:48
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Looks like this Brexit involves loss of workers rights ...

https://politicalscrapbook.net/2016/...-leave-the-eu/
That's what Daily Telegraph were campaigning for!
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