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CarlLewis
06-12-2016
I still have a large selection of girlie mags in my flat. I was thinking today that if a woman lived with wanted me to get rid of them, I probably wouldn't. I'd keep them and let her go.

If it came down to a choice would you choose porn over your girlfriend?
Supratad
06-12-2016
I'd make a papier mache sex doll from the porn. Best of both worlds.









...just with wallpaper paste. Don't be so disgusting. How could you even think that?
kjhskj75
06-12-2016
Stash them away where she can't find them just in case.

Remember girlfriends may dump you, but porn never will.
CarlLewis
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by kjhskj75:
“Stash them away where she can't find them just in case.

Remember girlfriends may dump you, but porn never will.”

Is it possible to hide something from a woman?
CELT1987
06-12-2016
Do what Tony did in Men Behaving Badly, hide them in a guitar.
Cornish_Piskie
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by CarlLewis:
“Is it possible to hide something from a woman?”

Not a chance. She'd find them. Sooner or later, she'd find them. And then, having told her that you'd gotten rid of them you'd be caught in a lie and there would immediately be a trust issue between you.

If that happened to me, I'd be asking myself:

a) Why did she lie to me?
b) Why is this stuff so important to her?
c) What does she get from that stuff that I don't give her?
d) What else has she lied to me about?
ba_baracus
06-12-2016
I didn't realise people still bought jazz mags these days.
An Thropologist
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by CarlLewis:
“Is it possible to hide something from a woman?”

No.
CarlLewis
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by ba_baracus:
“I didn't realise people still bought jazz mags these days.”

I still get Men Only through the post every 4 weeks. Lovely.
JasonWatkins
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by ba_baracus:
“I didn't realise people still bought jazz mags these days.”

At least there's one person who uses the proper reference term

At the risk of sounding horribly naive, why would you want a jazz mag if you had the real thing ?
CarlLewis
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by JasonWatkins:
“At least there's one person who uses the proper reference term

At the risk of sounding horribly naive, why would you want a jazz mag if you had the real thing ?”

You control your pleasure and don't have to bother about anyone else?
gdjman68wasdigi
06-12-2016
Girlie mags lol. Is it still 1981?
Maxatoria
06-12-2016
I'm sure the local teenage population will enjoy learning the ancient art of finding hedge porn.
TheEricPollard
06-12-2016
How retro.
Phil Dodd
06-12-2016
As others have said, once you are in love with the girl, you won't feel the need for the magazines. So when a girl comes round to your place first of all, hide the magazines in a locked wardrobe - if she stays the night, say you left the key somewhere else... If the romance looks serious, then as others have said, you won't need the magazines, and can recycle them...

Girls have similar desires to men, but they feel physically attracted to men in different ways. They will notice when you are out together that you look at girls, and equally they will flirt with men. So as a loving and understanding man, you will accept that your girl will flirt, but also if you do the same with another girl, be prepared to "back off" if your girl disapproves.

Single men need to satisfy themselves physically because of prostate cancer. It's the most common form of cancer in men, and the third most common form of cancer in western society. It is important that the system is flushed out regularly, to reduce prostate cancer risk, either by yourself or as part of a loving relationship with a partner.

One guy I know hid his magazines in the boot of his car... then one day the police stopped cars for a routine check and searched his car.... so go with the locked wardrobe idea...
soma_
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by CarlLewis:
“I still have a large selection of girlie mags in my flat. I was thinking today that if a woman lived with wanted me to get rid of them, I probably wouldn't. I'd keep them and let her go.

If it came down to a choice would you choose porn over your girlfriend?”

so your right hand is more of a lover than any girlfriend
St Dabeoc
06-12-2016
I'd keep them locked in the cellar, then I could look at my porn mags upstairs whenever I liked
miss_astrid
06-12-2016
I am a woman with a long-term partner, and if he had a stash of porn magazines I wouldn't care. It's up to him, and it's not harming me - same as if he watches porn, I don't care. As long as it doesn't interfere with our relationship, what he has as a "hobby" (for lack of a better word) is up to him!

For the record he doesn't have a stash of magazines (that I know of), and doesn't actively watch porn - only on occasion.
Harvey_Specter
06-12-2016
Originally Posted by CarlLewis:
“I still have a large selection of girlie mags in my flat. I was thinking today that if a woman lived with wanted me to get rid of them, I probably wouldn't. I'd keep them and let her go.

If it came down to a choice would you choose porn over your girlfriend?”

The fact you said mags means this is either a wind up or you've seen a girl.

So, yeah sure, enjoy.
kitty86
06-12-2016
Personally I find it strange that people can have such hang ups about their partner using porn. Granted if my boyfriend was more interested in watching porn and going it alone then being intimate with me I would have a word, but just watching it or using it when I'm not around, isn't an issue for me.

However OP if a future girlfriend did ask that of you, you need to be honest about whether its something you will do or not, because as soon as you lie or hide it, it becomes a much bigger issue.
PunksNotDead
06-12-2016
I'm sure some women like watching a bit of porn with there other half.
Nothing wrong with that.
Curiousguy
06-12-2016
Don't give it a thought, its not like you have a collection that goes back years and years right? Don't bother trying to hide them, let her see them, she might find them interesting and page through them for the interesting articles, after all isn't that why you read them - for the articles!
reglip
06-12-2016
Just be open about using porn from the outset and if its that much of a barrier heh ho. At the end of the day most women dont want to have sex with the frequency a man does so whether you are both in love is irrelevant men will still want to masturbate occasionally
Zeropoint1
06-12-2016
Or join the 21st century and download your porn to a tiny USB stick. All free and in high quality (usually)

A former girlfriend didn't like porn so I copied it from my computer to a memory stick. She was happy, I was happy and it was hidden in plain sight with the backup usb sticks and installation CDs so no worries about things being hidden at the back of drawers!
Gilbertoo
06-12-2016
Hedge Porn.
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