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Old 07-12-2016, 17:45
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I still get Men Only through the post every 4 weeks. Lovely.
That's wonderful, I didn't even know it was still going in print. MO was my mag of choice as a teenager.

As a good story of coincidence, while I was at Uni I started seeing a girl, and one day she was relating a story to me of a particular sexual encounter she'd had (she was quite open and "racy").
About half way through this story I was starting to think I was having some sort of deja vu. I told her I had heard this before, in fact I had read it in a Men Only mag. She was shocked, not by me having porn, but by the accuracy of the story to hers, once I had showed her the mag in question and she'd read it.

Turns out the author was an old friend / lover. He'd written it based on their experience with a few slight "porn" embellishments to what would otherwise have been a post-party shop doorway knee-trembler.

Based on that coincidence, she got in touch and we met him a few weeks later in what used to be the Paramount Club in Soho, he worked for Paul Raymond. It was a weird evening and I was certainly out of my depth. At one point he asked me if I went both ways and let me try some amyl nitrate while standing at the bar. I nearly fell over when I took a sniff.

Crazy times.
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Old 07-12-2016, 18:20
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You should distribute your magazines around waste grounds, canal tow paths and between garages, then get yourself an Internet connection.

What.. you already have an Internet connection?
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Old 07-12-2016, 18:22
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...Based on that coincidence, she got in touch and we met him a few weeks later in what used to be the Paramount Club in Soho, he worked for Paul Raymond. It was a weird evening and I was certainly out of my depth. At one point he asked me if I went both ways and let me try some amyl nitrate while standing at the bar. I nearly fell over when I took a sniff.

Crazy times.
Sounds like a real catch.
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Old 07-12-2016, 18:23
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Sounds like a real catch.
one sniff of poppers must equate to about 1p, I wish all dates were that cheap
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Old 07-12-2016, 21:46
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I am a woman with a long-term partner, and if he had a stash of porn magazines I wouldn't care. It's up to him, and it's not harming me - same as if he watches porn, I don't care. As long as it doesn't interfere with our relationship, what he has as a "hobby" (for lack of a better word) is up to him!

For the record he doesn't have a stash of magazines (that I know of), and doesn't actively watch porn - only on occasion.
I'm sure he would be jealous of your stash! lol
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Old 07-12-2016, 22:30
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Tbh most men seem to get the same satisfaction from a Screwfix Direct catalogue once they hit fifty.

I'd have much preferred my husband to have had a pile of porn that we could both look at than him getting all excited over his "tool porn" collection.
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Old 07-12-2016, 22:57
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I don't suppose anyone's still got August 1989 Big And Bouncy by any chance??
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Old 07-12-2016, 23:53
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I'd keep them locked in the cellar, then I could look at my porn mags upstairs whenever I liked
post of the year
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Old 08-12-2016, 07:43
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I'm stunned nobody has made my really obvious suggestion, which is that you should invite the girl to make some with you
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Old 08-12-2016, 09:47
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I clicked on this thread as my wife is an internet porn star.

She'll probably divorce me when she finds out.
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Old 09-12-2016, 13:48
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I guess it's down to how secure that girl is. I have a friend and his missus is always posting smutty pictures of men on social media. When he does the same with Women though. It's disgusting, pervy and he has even ended up sleeping on the soafa.

When she does it though. It's all in good fun.
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Old 09-12-2016, 13:51
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I guess it's down to how secure that girl is. I have a friend and his missus is always posting smutty pictures of men on social media. When he does the same with Women though. It's disgusting, pervy and he has even ended up sleeping on the soafa.

When she does it though. It's all in good fun.
I think my ex broke up with me part because of that, she'd hint to me with pictures of really muscly men.. ****ed up my self esteem, so I did what anyone else would do, posted a picture of a stunning woman.. She took it 10x worse than I did, I kept it to myself. She was raging all over FB. Silly bitch.
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Old 09-12-2016, 13:59
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I think my ex broke up with me part because of that, she'd hint to me with pictures of really muscly men.. ****ed up my self esteem, so I did what anyone else would do, posted a picture of a stunning woman.. She took it 10x worse than I did, I kept it to myself. She was raging all over FB. Silly bitch.
That literally made me laugh out loud.

Thanking you kindly.

Also, similar experiences really, although one of my ex's (blonde) really couldn't let it go when my 'top five list' were all brunettes.

She was the one who brought up the top 5!
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Old 09-12-2016, 14:13
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my partner loves a bit of porn
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Old 09-12-2016, 14:24
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I still have a large selection of girlie mags in my flat. I was thinking today that if a woman lived with wanted me to get rid of them, I probably wouldn't. I'd keep them and let her go.

If it came down to a choice would you choose porn over your girlfriend?
You'd prefer a photo of a woman rather than the real thing??

You're weird frankly.
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Old 09-12-2016, 15:04
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As others have said, once you are in love with the girl, you won't feel the need for the magazines. So when a girl comes round to your place first of all, hide the magazines in a locked wardrobe - if she stays the night, say you left the key somewhere else... If the romance looks serious, then as others have said, you won't need the magazines, and can recycle them...

Girls have similar desires to men, but they feel physically attracted to men in different ways. They will notice when you are out together that you look at girls, and equally they will flirt with men. So as a loving and understanding man, you will accept that your girl will flirt, but also if you do the same with another girl, be prepared to "back off" if your girl disapproves.

Single men need to satisfy themselves physically because of prostate cancer. It's the most common form of cancer in men, and the third most common form of cancer in western society. It is important that the system is flushed out regularly, to reduce prostate cancer risk, either by yourself or as part of a loving relationship with a partner.

One guy I know hid his magazines in the boot of his car... then one day the police stopped cars for a routine check and searched his car.... so go with the locked wardrobe idea...
What utter tosh, I've been with my husband for 17 years and I still watch porn.
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Old 09-12-2016, 15:49
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I once had a girlfriend who wanted to tick off every perversion she could think of. Luckily this was just a few years before the internet became widely available and she had to rely on what could be garnered from magazines – otherwise I could have ended up in hospital.
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