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Old 07-12-2016, 19:39
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I am going to send a bottle of pear flavoured vodka to someone for Christmas who I love and miss very much and I want to enclose a short, cute rhyming poem about missing them and vodka. Nothing slushy.....just a short ditty that will put a smile on their face.

If anyone can come up with a little poem or limerick I would really appreciate it.
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Old 07-12-2016, 19:41
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I've sending you some vodka, in the hope one day soon we will rodger
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Old 07-12-2016, 19:52
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Have a drink of vodka flavoured with pear

And as you do, make sure you spare

A thought for me, I am thinking of you

Like you miss me, I miss you too
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Old 07-12-2016, 20:04
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To show that you're missed
I'm getting you pissed.
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Old 07-12-2016, 20:06
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this wee scot misses you a lot, and to show i hav'nt forgot
when it all goes pear this christmas, just knock back a shot

mmmm it hits the spot!
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Old 07-12-2016, 20:35
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There was a young woman from Ealing..

Who had a peculiar feeling...
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Old 07-12-2016, 20:44
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I really think
You'll love this drink
Enjoy the shots
I miss you lots
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Old 07-12-2016, 20:54
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I am going to send a bottle of pear flavoured vodka to someone for Christmas who I love and miss very much and I want to enclose a short, cute rhyming poem about missing them and vodka. Nothing slushy.....just a short ditty that will put a smile on their face.

If anyone can come up with a little poem or limerick I would really appreciate it.
I'm sending you something delicious.
It's got pears in, so must be nutritious .
Just please think of me
when you're out of your tree.
From Maidin with many good wishes .
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Old 07-12-2016, 22:57
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Please enjoy this vodka
I hope you think it's fine
It's flavoured with a pear
To make you think of mine
I considered many flavours
One of them was duck
But I couldn't find
A word that rhymed ...................

Just my bloody luck 😕
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Old 07-12-2016, 23:28
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Wow these are ALL brilliant! Thanks so much....I am going to do a wee book and use them all
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Old 08-12-2016, 00:21
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Wow these are ALL brilliant! Thanks so much....I am going to do a wee book and use them all
Do we all get a prize ? Do we get a PRIZE ? (all excited)
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
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Old 08-12-2016, 00:37
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There was a young man from Nantucket...
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Old 08-12-2016, 19:15
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Since you left I have suffered the blues
They're not cured even if I buy shoes
But as it's Yuletide
Let's both get pie-eyed
Here, I've sent you a bottle of booze
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Old 08-12-2016, 20:34
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Wow these are ALL brilliant! Thanks so much....I am going to do a wee book and use them all
Well how very dare you,
You really have some neck!
You can't use mine you greedy swine,
Until I've cleared your cheque!
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Old 08-12-2016, 20:36
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This is my new favourite thread.
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Old 08-12-2016, 22:11
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Well don't just sit there, Arkle
Join in and have a go
Give it a try
Don't be shy
Or else we'll never know.
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Old 08-12-2016, 22:20
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I'm sending you this Vodka
To show you that I care
A photo too
So you think "Phew,
She has a cracking pear"
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Old 08-12-2016, 22:31
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To show that you're missed
I'm getting you pissed.
And in the morning when you go for a pee
At least I know you'll be thinking of me.
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Old 08-12-2016, 22:33
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A Teacher is one you can learn off
But scotch is a bit of a turnoff
So here from the heart
Of a silly old fart
I've bought you a bottle of Smirnoff
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Old 08-12-2016, 23:25
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This bottle i send with affection
But hang on, perhaps on reflection
I'll bring it myself
So it's back on the shelf
In the hope that you have no objection

No, I'll definitely send it to you
But please leave me a small sip...or two
I can bring plenty more
We'll end up on the floor
Saying "we'll never again touch this brew"
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Old 09-12-2016, 08:12
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Well don't just sit there, Arkle
Join in and have a go
Give it a try
Don't be shy
Or else we'll never know.
Hey don't have a moan
Toby LaRhone
My poetry
Will make you groan.
I'm doing my best
But I've never been blessed
With the ability to make things rhyme.
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Old 09-12-2016, 21:32
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Well how very dare you,
You really have some neck!
You can't use mine you greedy swine,
Until I've cleared your cheque!
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