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Is anyone good at poems?
I am going to send a bottle of pear flavoured vodka to someone for Christmas who I love and miss very much and I want to enclose a short, cute rhyming poem about missing them and vodka. Nothing slushy.....just a short ditty that will put a smile on their face.
If anyone can come up with a little poem or limerick I would really appreciate it. |
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I've sending you some vodka, in the hope one day soon we will rodger
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Have a drink of vodka flavoured with pear
And as you do, make sure you spare A thought for me, I am thinking of you Like you miss me, I miss you too |
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To show that you're missed
I'm getting you pissed. |
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this wee scot misses you a lot, and to show i hav'nt forgot
when it all goes pear this christmas, just knock back a shot mmmm it hits the spot! |
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There was a young woman from Ealing..
Who had a peculiar feeling... |
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I really think
You'll love this drink Enjoy the shots I miss you lots |
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I am going to send a bottle of pear flavoured vodka to someone for Christmas who I love and miss very much and I want to enclose a short, cute rhyming poem about missing them and vodka. Nothing slushy.....just a short ditty that will put a smile on their face.
If anyone can come up with a little poem or limerick I would really appreciate it. It's got pears in, so must be nutritious . Just please think of me when you're out of your tree. From Maidin with many good wishes . |
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Please enjoy this vodka
I hope you think it's fine It's flavoured with a pear To make you think of mine I considered many flavours One of them was duck But I couldn't find A word that rhymed ................... Just my bloody luck 😕 |
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Wow these are ALL brilliant! Thanks so much....I am going to do a wee book and use them all
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Wow these are ALL brilliant! Thanks so much....I am going to do a wee book and use them all
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There was a young man from Nantucket...
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Since you left I have suffered the blues
They're not cured even if I buy shoes But as it's Yuletide Let's both get pie-eyed Here, I've sent you a bottle of booze |
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Wow these are ALL brilliant! Thanks so much....I am going to do a wee book and use them all
![]() You really have some neck! You can't use mine you greedy swine, Until I've cleared your cheque! |
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This is my new favourite thread.
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Well don't just sit there, Arkle
Join in and have a go Give it a try Don't be shy Or else we'll never know. |
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I'm sending you this Vodka
To show you that I care A photo too So you think "Phew, She has a cracking pear" |
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To show that you're missed
I'm getting you pissed. At least I know you'll be thinking of me. |
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A Teacher is one you can learn off
But scotch is a bit of a turnoff So here from the heart Of a silly old fart I've bought you a bottle of Smirnoff |
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This bottle i send with affection
But hang on, perhaps on reflection I'll bring it myself So it's back on the shelf In the hope that you have no objection No, I'll definitely send it to you But please leave me a small sip...or two I can bring plenty more We'll end up on the floor Saying "we'll never again touch this brew" |
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Well don't just sit there, Arkle
Join in and have a go Give it a try Don't be shy Or else we'll never know. Toby LaRhone My poetry Will make you groan. I'm doing my best But I've never been blessed With the ability to make things rhyme.
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Well how very dare you,
You really have some neck! You can't use mine you greedy swine, Until I've cleared your cheque! ![]() ![]()
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