I am going to send a bottle of pear flavoured vodka to someone for Christmas who I love and miss very much and I want to enclose a short, cute rhyming poem about missing them and vodka. Nothing slushy.....just a short ditty that will put a smile on their face.

If anyone can come up with a little poem or limerick I would really appreciate it.

I've sending you some vodka, in the hope one day soon we will rodger

Have a drink of vodka flavoured with pear

And as you do, make sure you spare

A thought for me, I am thinking of you

Like you miss me, I miss you too

To show that you're missed
I'm getting you pissed.

this wee scot misses you a lot, and to show i hav'nt forgot
when it all goes pear this christmas, just knock back a shot

mmmm it hits the spot!

There was a young woman from Ealing..

Who had a peculiar feeling...

I really think
You'll love this drink
Enjoy the shots
I miss you lots

I'm sending you something delicious.
It's got pears in, so must be nutritious .
Just please think of me
when you're out of your tree.
From Maidin with many good wishes .

Please enjoy this vodka
I hope you think it's fine
It's flavoured with a pear
To make you think of mine
I considered many flavours
One of them was duck
But I couldn't find
A word that rhymed ...................

Just my bloody luck 😕

Wow these are ALL brilliant! Thanks so much....I am going to do a wee book and use them all

Do we all get a prize ? Do we get a PRIZE ? (all excited)
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

There was a young man from Nantucket...

Since you left I have suffered the blues
They're not cured even if I buy shoes
But as it's Yuletide
Let's both get pie-eyed
Here, I've sent you a bottle of booze

Well how very dare you,
You really have some neck!
You can't use mine you greedy swine,
Until I've cleared your cheque!

This is my new favourite thread.

Well don't just sit there, Arkle
Join in and have a go
Give it a try
Don't be shy
Or else we'll never know.

I'm sending you this Vodka
To show you that I care
A photo too
So you think "Phew,
She has a cracking pear"

And in the morning when you go for a pee
At least I know you'll be thinking of me.

A Teacher is one you can learn off
But scotch is a bit of a turnoff
So here from the heart
Of a silly old fart
I've bought you a bottle of Smirnoff

This bottle i send with affection
But hang on, perhaps on reflection
I'll bring it myself
So it's back on the shelf
In the hope that you have no objection

No, I'll definitely send it to you
But please leave me a small sip...or two
I can bring plenty more
We'll end up on the floor
Saying "we'll never again touch this brew"

Hey don't have a moan
Toby LaRhone
My poetry
Will make you groan.
I'm doing my best
But I've never been blessed
With the ability to make things rhyme.