They were revealed recently, by Brian.


Saara is doing a day in the life of a finnish woman, trying Finnish food etc and is singing her own songs.

5AM are singing with Fifth Harmony and doing I am in love with a monster. And Gifty is mad
Matt Terry is duetting with Ché Chesterman singing a "A Classic from the 80s"

Rylan just revealed on this morning that saara's song of the series is a mash up of "sound of the underground" and "1944" by Jamala

Rick Astley is playing with the French president in the background of the mashup.

It's just been announced that Honey G will bunjee jump from the top of Wembley Arena at the end of the show

On a serious note, bad attempt st a fake spoiler OP as Fifth Harmony have a show in the US this weekend.

Also Bratavio will be reprising their Barbie Girl/Boom, Boom, Boom mashup from the first live show with Wagner playing the bongos and Ed Balls dancing with Anne Widdecombe!!

Abi Alton is replacing The Weekend, Kylie and Little Mix as special guest and giving us a half hour set on the piano of Cornish Language songs.

Also, finally,Gifty gets her revenge on the judges.

Fleur is singing Sax

And Reggie and Bollie reprise their winners single

The entire final will be spoken in Finnish apart from the judges comments which the panel will give via interpretative dance.

On a serious note I didn't want people to take it seriously

It looks like Hillary Clintons new carwer is being a singer, she makes her first appearance on the Sunday show,



On a serious note,
I bet Honey G will appear at one point during the final.

At some point during the final they will mention that Andy was a binman

Has Louis said 'You're like a little...' this year?

I'm surprised he hasn't said Matt is like a little Louis Tomlinson

Some good ideas there. You made me laugh out loud this morning.

Don't forget Jedward and some other eejit from the previous shows to add to the mix,

I would get Todd Carty along too for a laugh

My ultra secret source told me that Louis and Simon will do a duet of Sonny and Chers I got you babe before Nicole comes on, kicks them both off the stage and pulls of her mask revealing that she was Fleur East all along before preceding to play that sax for an hour before two men in white coats come on on drag her off as she constantly shouts sax.
Then Dermot reveals a shock twist, that the strictly judges will judge the final results show and the X Factor judges will judge the final off Strictly but not before having a dance with Ed Balls.
At the end of the show the act finishing in third is pelted with tomatoes by the judges and eliminated finalists, a spring beneath them then sends them flying out of Wembley Arena (imagine Wile E Coyote) and into the ocean just off a island were Jedward and Wagner will great them by singing Ice Ice baby and love shack respectively.

Honey G proceedes to scream WHEN I SAY SAVE. YOU SAY ME to the nearby ships in the ocean, they ignore her. And then in the final song of Mattie,Nicole, who is now fleur east, throws saxes at the bodyguards before stealing the microphone and murders Matt. So Fluer takes Matts place in the final and Dermoooootttt says



And the winner of the x factor iss....





Zarah from Norway! Fleur east procredes to throw saxes at everyone. One falls in the ocean and Honey proceeds to ride the sax to wembly before jumping in and murdering Zara from norway, but she saves herself by singing sound of the underground and blinding everyone wifh the geisha thingy. Dermot then has a sing off between the bottom 2 acts, with the penalty death. The sing off assasim, Zara from norway murders honey g. Meanwhile jedward and wagner make a mansion with the help of steve brookstein. Before launching nukes at David Cameron, who was dermot all along.

Matt is singing a mashup of Adele - Mariah - The Darkness to show off his falsetto, and is planning a big finish where he proposes to his secret gay lover on stage and they duet together singing Elephant Love Medley from Moulin Rouge.

Meanwhile Nicole is planning on bringing the whole Pussycat Dolls crew back together for a special reunion and she will be dueting with all of the finalists and providing the backing tracks and dancers. They will all be wearing her face on a t-shirt. 5AM are excitedly rehearsing their own version of Don't Cha and hoping to take the win.

Saara is excited about working some traditional Finnish folk into her performances, and will be riding a reindeer on stage with Honey G cast as Santa Claus for a special feature. HG has been busy writing a rap for her part, and is hoping to attract some serious attention from publishers for her songwriting.

The show will have a serious and sombre start as Cowell will exclusively reveal that an investigation has discovered historical X Factor vote rigging and that, in fact, Fleur East won both Series 11 and 2 as part of Addictiv Ladies. After that Fleur will come on stage with all the finalists to perform Sax and lead a massive conga line out of the arena before literally everyone agrees that Fleur has won this year too.

With or without a Bunjee rope ?