During my slow but sure scouring of the Straight Dope archives (don't ask...) I came across this gem of a thread.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=160851
It was all over the internet in it's heyday (2003) but I've only just stumbled upon it now.
I dare you to read it and not wet yourself laughing
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=160851
It was all over the internet in it's heyday (2003) but I've only just stumbled upon it now.
I dare you to read it and not wet yourself laughing
Genuine tears at the quivering legs.