i've just remembered what that guy with the hair in 5am reminds me of, there was an episode of father ted where they had "funland" and one of the booths had a feature called "spider baby" that was meant to be half man/half spider
All those people in the front 10 rows can't see the stage. They only get to see the arses of the judges.....imagine being stuck with Sharon's saggy backside for 90 minutes?