Mentioned this one before, went to the cinema, it was about half full, couple came in carrying two large popcorns and cokes and sat further down my row. Film started up. Slurp, slurp, slurp, crunch, crunch, slurp, crunch, etc. Halfway through the film the guy went out and came back with another round. As he sat down he dropped a ten pound note. How they missed it I'll never know as it was sticking out from under the seat in such a maner that they couldn't fail to miss it if they glanced down, but they didn't seem to spot it. Slurp, slurp, slurp, crunch, crunch, slurp, crunch, right through the rest of the film. Film ended and they got up, I thought they were bound to spot it at that point but no, they started up the steps to the exit so I hung back for a moment watching the credits, then pocketed the tenner on my way out.