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Old 11-12-2016, 21:34
Andrue
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So, I'm watching a film I recorded. It gets to the end and I try to stop the playback. Nothing happens. I try again - still no joy. So I look across at the Harmony Hub that handles the remote for everything and it's red light is on.

Damn. I thought I'd fixed that. I found out a while ago that it needs a static IP address and since then it's been fine. So I power cycle it. I reset it. Still no joy. FFS! I've only had it a couple of months. I do a bit more research online and find a couple of articles suggesting I check my wifi.

Now I've got my laptop to hand but it normally runs wired. It's also a new laptop (less than a week) but I think I set the wifi up. So turn the wifi on.

Connecting...
Connecting...
Connecting...

WTF - My new laptop is borked?

Next stop my phone. That uses wifi so...huh? It can't connect either?

Ohhhhkay. That new WAP I bought three months ago. It's gone silly. So I log on to it play around a bit and...nada. Bloody hell. That thing's only three months old. Luckily I still have the hub and old WAP. So I set about swapping them back. During this process i knock an oil-filled thermometer over and an anniversary globe I got for 20 year's service with a previous employer. The globe breaks into pieces. Ohhhh - meh. It's been a while.

I finish plugging the old hub and WAP in. Sniff. Sniff. What's that smell? Oh...arse. The thermometer broke as well. I liked that thing. And I've got this horrible oily smell in the lounge now.

Still, at least I've got wifi again. Umm...haven't I? W-T-F? Is someone jamming me? Surely not. Hmmm. I still have internet but...I reboot the router anyway. Run back downstairs. The Harmony Hub light is green. My phone is connecting to the wifi. So does my computer.

Great. Everything's working again. I've just got to clean up some glass and hope that the horrible oily smell will go away over the next few days.

I bloody hate IT. I program computers for a living and actually know a lot about networking. I really bloody hate IT right now.
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Old 11-12-2016, 21:39
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sounds like you need a Hamlet cigar
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Old 11-12-2016, 21:41
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sounds like you need a Hamlet cigar
Hahahah. Yes.
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Old 11-12-2016, 22:26
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...That thing's only three months old...
Don't be too surprised. As you're probably aware, failure rates general follow a bathtub curve.

Sorry to hear about the oily smell. At least you didn't go full Basil Fawlty.
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Old 11-12-2016, 22:29
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sounds like you need a Hamlet cigar
Just don't drop it, with all that oil about!
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Old 11-12-2016, 23:55
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I read the title as foul luggage is the only answer.
Complete eyebrow raise followed with a rye smile.
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