• TV
  • MOVIES
  • MUSIC
  • SHOWBIZ
  • SOAPS
  • GAMING
  • TECH
  • FORUMS
  • Follow
    • Follow
    • facebook
    • twitter
    • google+
    • instagram
    • youtube
Hearst Corporation
  • TV
  • MOVIES
  • MUSIC
  • SHOWBIZ
  • SOAPS
  • GAMING
  • TECH
  • FORUMS
Forums
  • Register
  • Login
  • Forums
  • General Discussion Forums
  • General Discussion
Sometimes foul language is the only answer.
Andrue
11-12-2016
So, I'm watching a film I recorded. It gets to the end and I try to stop the playback. Nothing happens. I try again - still no joy. So I look across at the Harmony Hub that handles the remote for everything and it's red light is on.

Damn. I thought I'd fixed that. I found out a while ago that it needs a static IP address and since then it's been fine. So I power cycle it. I reset it. Still no joy. FFS! I've only had it a couple of months. I do a bit more research online and find a couple of articles suggesting I check my wifi.

Now I've got my laptop to hand but it normally runs wired. It's also a new laptop (less than a week) but I think I set the wifi up. So turn the wifi on.

Connecting...
Connecting...
Connecting...

WTF - My new laptop is borked?

Next stop my phone. That uses wifi so...huh? It can't connect either?

Ohhhhkay. That new WAP I bought three months ago. It's gone silly. So I log on to it play around a bit and...nada. Bloody hell. That thing's only three months old. Luckily I still have the hub and old WAP. So I set about swapping them back. During this process i knock an oil-filled thermometer over and an anniversary globe I got for 20 year's service with a previous employer. The globe breaks into pieces. Ohhhh - meh. It's been a while.

I finish plugging the old hub and WAP in. Sniff. Sniff. What's that smell? Oh...arse. The thermometer broke as well. I liked that thing. And I've got this horrible oily smell in the lounge now.

Still, at least I've got wifi again. Umm...haven't I? W-T-F? Is someone jamming me? Surely not. Hmmm. I still have internet but...I reboot the router anyway. Run back downstairs. The Harmony Hub light is green. My phone is connecting to the wifi. So does my computer.

Great. Everything's working again. I've just got to clean up some glass and hope that the horrible oily smell will go away over the next few days.

I bloody hate IT. I program computers for a living and actually know a lot about networking. I really bloody hate IT right now.
Pitman
11-12-2016
sounds like you need a Hamlet cigar
Andrue
11-12-2016
Originally Posted by Pitman:
“sounds like you need a Hamlet cigar ”

Hahahah. Yes.
WhatJoeThinks
11-12-2016
Originally Posted by Andrue:
“...That thing's only three months old...”

Don't be too surprised. As you're probably aware, failure rates general follow a bathtub curve.

Sorry to hear about the oily smell. At least you didn't go full Basil Fawlty.
muggins14
11-12-2016
Originally Posted by Pitman:
“sounds like you need a Hamlet cigar ”

Just don't drop it, with all that oil about!
Ada Rabble
11-12-2016
I read the title as foul luggage is the only answer.
Complete eyebrow raise followed with a rye smile.
VIEW DESKTOP SITE TOP

JOIN US HERE

  • Facebook
  • Twitter

Hearst Corporation

Hearst Corporation

DIGITAL SPY, PART OF THE HEARST UK ENTERTAINMENT NETWORK

© 2015 Hearst Magazines UK is the trading name of the National Magazine Company Ltd, 72 Broadwick Street, London, W1F 9EP. Registered in England 112955. All rights reserved.

  • Terms & Conditions
  • Privacy Policy
  • Cookie Policy
  • Complaints
  • Site Map