https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnic...Dpm#.es9rV6e0l

Some proper quality merchandise here.

Hopefully Santa will get me #13. I've been a good girl all year.

#3 & #7 for me, I've always wanted to sit on Phil Mitchell's face.

I *need* the Sonia/Kardashian t shirt.


Not if what I've heard is true.

#24 is obviously the best, a fine piece of art that everybody needs in their homes.

I can neither confirm nor deny unsolicited gossip.

I laughed at a couple of these and then realised that people would actually get them, not for irony or for a laugh, but as serious gifts. So then I was sad. Then I saw #16, and now I'm conflicted...

Added to the list;

A lifelike rubber mould of Lee Carter's bum

Lauren's sandwiches

This is brilliant

Can I just have a nude snap of Lee Carter please

What a load of tat