How big will Santa's sac be for you this year?
He's got a huge one for me

Yes I'm sure - but what presents are you going to get?

maybe medium sized?

A rocket. I want to be a rocket scientist.

Nice. What are you getting?

A very noble ambition.

I don't know but I hope it's medium sized.

I know. Someone has to do it.


Well I hope you do.

Do you want me to send you a photo on Boxing Day?

Haha, yeah ok. Only if you're pleased with it though. If you get a measly one theres no point

Pinkish brown and wrinkly with the odd grey hair I presume, so quite small, especially with the cold.

I don't know yet how big the one I'm getting will be...


I like the element of surprise.

maybe Santa emptied his sac with the elves and there won't be anything left for you

It's not the size, it's what's in it.

Happy Xmas 🎄

That's just wrong

My mam always told me that if i was awake on christmas eve, santa wouldnt come.

Last year, i did wake up. If anything he came quicker..

I asked him for a doll. He said if i sat on his knee, he'd make sure i was pushing a pram by next christmas....

yeah, ya gotta think about Elfin Safety

Son of a NUT cracker...

I know.


Leaving poor Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph out in the cold.

Sounds like an investigation for Yewtree

That’s a scurrilous accusation;

….and besides,..everyone knows Santa only ever comes down the chimney.

P.S. the old ones are the best ones;

…well maybe not.

Or up the Gherkin..

On comet, on Dixon, or Tandy, on blitzkrieg, on mincer, on randolph..........

I remember putting out a mince pie for santa.... It used to really annoy my dad.

Apparently, santa doesnt like them..... He prefers neat whisky!!!!

...mince pies are the sensible option though!

https://youtu.be/HweEY0h-GLg?t=41s