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Santa's sack
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gdjman68wasdigi
17-12-2016
Originally Posted by bri160356:
“...mince pies are the sensible option though!

https://youtu.be/HweEY0h-GLg?t=41s”

"HEY..Winthorpe.."
davejc64
17-12-2016
Poor old Santa he only gets to empty his sac once a year and that's down the chimney.
pork.pie
17-12-2016
I farted on a kitten so I've been put on the naughty list, no presents for me.
Phoenix Lazarus
17-12-2016
Jingle bollox. Jingle bollox. What a load of crap. Here comes that fat f**ker again, with his sack of cack.
jp761
17-12-2016
Originally Posted by christina83:
“How big will Santa's sac be for you this year?
He's got a huge one for me ”

Nah his sack is shrinking as we speak!! Only a week left to redeem yourself and be a good girl!
Paradise_Lost
17-12-2016
Originally Posted by jp761:
“Nah his sack is shrinking as we speak!! Only a week left to redeem yourself and be a good girl!”

Give the old codger a break. He's probably completely drained. Spreading his gifts of joy to all and sundry is a massive undertaking.
bri160356
17-12-2016
Originally Posted by Phoenix Lazarus:
“Jingle bollox. Jingle bollox. What a load of crap. Here comes that fat f**ker again, with his sack of cack.”

...not overly keen on Xmas then?
Keyser_Soze1
17-12-2016
Originally Posted by bri160356:
“...not overly keen on Xmas then? ”

Christmas time.

Misery and whine.

Little brats screaming - give me what's mine!

Some logs on the pyre, a noose for the tree.

Time to despair at the bills that we see.

Etc.
gdjman68wasdigi
17-12-2016
Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“Christmas time.

Misery and whine.

Little brats screaming - give me what's mine!

Some logs on the pyre, a noose for the tree.

Time to despair at the bills that we see.

Etc. ”

Noose is slightly dark.
jra
17-12-2016
Originally Posted by christina83:
“How big will Santa's sac be for you this year?
He's got a huge one for me ”

He'll bring you a big bag of innuendo, aka Italian suppositories.

gdjman68wasdigi
17-12-2016
Originally Posted by jra:
“He'll bring you a big bag of innuendo, aka Italian suppositories.

”

Just one cornetto...

Give it to meeeeee
christina83
18-12-2016
Pmsl at these replies
spiney2
18-12-2016
No carrots, nor other large pointy orange things, it's an elfen safety issue ........
Fairyprincess0
18-12-2016
I once wrote to santa, asking him to cure my dyslexia.... I sent it to satan by mistake....
Evil Genius
20-12-2016
Originally Posted by christina83:
“How big will Santa's sac be for you this year?
He's got a huge one for me ”

Not very.

Sister has cancelled Christmas from her place as my brother in law's mother died beginning of October.
So basically any presents I get will have been bought by me.
bri160356
20-12-2016
Originally Posted by Fairyprincess0:
“I once wrote to santa, asking him to cure my dyslexia.... I sent it to satan by mistake....”

Satna can’t cure dylsexia,…or anything else for that matter ;

…you should put your faith in the lord Dog almighty.
Belligerence
20-12-2016
OP's title reminds me of Charlotte Church's Xmas theme tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpRDlj9jzn0

Dix
20-12-2016
Originally Posted by Rich Tea.:
“Pinkish brown and wrinkly with the odd grey hair I presume, so quite small, especially with the cold. ”

A pressie for the funniest post today
Dix
20-12-2016
Originally Posted by Evil Genius:
“Not very.

Sister has cancelled Christmas from her place as my brother in law's mother died beginning of October.
So basically any presents I get will have been bought by me.”

Aw, sorry re that as I'd like to get you a pressie, and am sure most of the Thread and forum would as well. I had cancelled Christmas, but looks like hub's family haven't, and we got cards and pressies, so had to go out and get cards for them. Hub wants to get me a pressie but can only think of 2 so far, and don't fancy going out to get them So you get your red sack and wait for the pressies to roll into it
Dix
20-12-2016
Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“Christmas time.

Misery and whine.

Little brats screaming - give me what's mine!

Some logs on the pyre, a noose for the tree.

Time to despair at the bills that we see.

Etc. ”

That's good, can we have some more.
Ben_Copland
21-12-2016
Originally Posted by swingaleg:
“yeah, ya gotta think about Elfin Safety”

I died.
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