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Old 20-12-2016, 13:39
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Oh dear

And Whitney Houston again??!!!! She's like that annoying family member at a party who gets drunk and everyone knows what they are going to do... oh god here she comes with the singing again!


http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...x-dane-9488550
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Old 20-12-2016, 15:03
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Oh dear
And Whitney Houston again??!!!! She's like that annoying family member at a party who gets drunk and everyone knows what they are going to do... oh god here she comes with the singing again!


http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...x-dane-9488550
When I read that, I had a flashback to the drunken attempt at singing at Phil and Gary's wedding!
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Old 20-12-2016, 15:40
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Hah I love a good KP night out. Inagine being obsessed with Dane Bowers, of all people
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Old 20-12-2016, 16:30
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She sang at her wedding to Alex reid and shouted something like I hate my life
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Old 20-12-2016, 18:29
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Its not the first time she's called Dane 'the love of my life' though previously I assumed she was saying that to have a dig at Pete - perish the thought!
I think it's pretty clear husband number 12 (or whatever he is) has had his day and she'll be trading him in for a new model any time soon. He couldn't be more emasculated if she was wearing his nuts as earrings.

As for the singing - give it up love, I ain't happening. When her vocals are so p*ss poor in a duet that she makes her ex (who normally sings like he's got his bollox stuck in a mousetrap) sound like Marvin Gaye in comparison, she needs to let it go.

I did hear she got kicked out of the Glasgow Travelodge - or something - for being a proper state so looks like Jordan has been let back out of the box to play
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Old 21-12-2016, 09:32
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Bloke who organised the party wants his money back

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...oilets-9493865
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Old 21-12-2016, 09:52
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Bloke who organised the party wants his money back

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...oilets-9493865
So she gets drunk, makes crude sex jokes and the organiser says:

I want a refund because she spoiled the party rather than enhanced it.
You hired f**king Katie Price, what did you expect!?
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Old 21-12-2016, 10:01
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The pictures on the sun website - OMFG what a mess 😱😱😱
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:08
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So she gets drunk, makes crude sex jokes and the organiser says:



You hired f**king Katie Price, what did you expect!?
He obviously doesn't watch Loose Women!
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:14
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Its not the first time she's called Dane 'the love of my life' though previously I assumed she was saying that to have a dig at Pete - perish the thought!
I think it's pretty clear husband number 12 (or whatever he is) has had his day and she'll be trading him in for a new model any time soon. He couldn't be more emasculated if she was wearing his nuts as earrings.

As for the singing - give it up love, I ain't happening. When her vocals are so p*ss poor in a duet that she makes her ex (who normally sings like he's got his bollox stuck in a mousetrap) sound like Marvin Gaye in comparison, she needs to let it go.

I did hear she got kicked out of the Glasgow Travelodge - or something - for being a proper state so looks like Jordan has been let back out of the box to play



Yep, the love of her life appears to be whichever sap is paying her any attention and getting the beers in.

Although, not sure why the organiser was wanting his money back. It's not like he hired the Duchess of Windsor. He hired a grubby, foul, potty mouthed old soak and then complains when she reverts to type....
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:42
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Jordan singing on TV with autotune turned off - her screeching is at 1m10s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8S1TxCihvk

I've seen her pr0n tape - she can't even do that right.

She's like Trigger's broom - all her bits have been replaced, but it's still somehow Jordan.
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:54
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Jordan singing on TV with autotune turned off - her screeching is at 1m10s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8S1TxCihvk

I've seen her pr0n tape - she can't even do that right.

She's like Trigger's broom - all her bits have been replaced, but it's still somehow Jordan.


Bloody hell!
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Old 21-12-2016, 12:31
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Bloke who organised the party wants his money back

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...oilets-9493865
This bit amused me:-

"Katie was swiftly rugby tackled from the stage on Monday night"

as did this description of said removal from the stage:-

"After telling the audience to "shut up" and confiding in them that Dane was "the love of her life", it was on her second attempt to belt out Whitney ballad "I Have Nothing" that a tuxedo suited man grabbed her from behind and escorted her from the stage."

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Old 21-12-2016, 12:32
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The boss of the company that hired her for their Christmas do wants his money back.
No sympathy. What was he expecting? Julie Andrews?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-gets-naked-toilets-9493865#rlabs=1%20rt$sitewide%20p$1
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Old 21-12-2016, 12:40
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The boss of the company that hired her for their Christmas do wants his money back.
No sympathy. What was he expecting? Julie Andrews?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-gets-naked-toilets-9493865#rlabs=1%20rt$sitewide%20p$1

If you hire Katie Price to "enhance" your evening I would have thought that the very least you could expect would be for her to get sloshed, take her clothes off and indulge in some drunken singing. If she behaved herself, was a delight from start to finish and regaled the audience with a series of witty anecdotes, then surely that would be when you would want a refund?

I must admit I'm rather fond of her singing . Bless her, she just hasn't got a clue how bad she is.
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Old 21-12-2016, 12:56
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If you hire Katie Price to "enhance" your evening I would have thought that the very least you could expect would be for her to get sloshed, take her clothes off and indulge in some drunken singing. If she behaved herself, was a delight from start to finish and regaled the audience with a series of witty anecdotes, then surely that would be when you would want a refund?

I must admit I'm rather fond of her singing . Bless her, she just hasn't got a clue how bad she is.
Indeed. I would imagine anyone paying for Katie Price to spend the evening in their company would think it was a waste of money if they didn't get to see her tits and flange and hear the C word at least a dozen times. Surely that's the whole point of her? What else did they think she had to offer?

For anyone who hasn't seen the sun website today

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...ristmas-party/
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Old 21-12-2016, 13:08
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Indeed. I would imagine anyone paying for Katie Price to spend the evening in their company would think it was a waste of money if they didn't get to see her tits and flange and hear the C word at least a dozen times. Surely that's the whole point of her? What else did they think she had to offer?

For anyone who hasn't seen the sun website today

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...ristmas-party/
Wow!! - Jordan is back - oh well this is what she does best I guess. Her kids must be so proud.
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Old 21-12-2016, 13:30
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Wow!! - Jordan is back - oh well this is what she does best I guess. Her kids must be so proud.

What do you mean, back?
She never went away - she started out as a foul mouthed, lairy gobshite and she's just the same as she ever was.
The owner of the company must be a complete moron if he was honestly expecting anything other than exactly what he got. I would imagine he's rather pleased that thanks to Katie and Dane his tinpot company has had loads of free advertising all over the tabloids. Result.
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Old 21-12-2016, 13:32
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Wow!! - Jordan is back - oh well this is what she does best I guess. Her kids must be so proud.
Sadly when Jordan is out in public it normally means things are not so good in private. Maybe another wedding vow renewal will smooth things over.
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Old 21-12-2016, 13:36
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Indeed. I would imagine anyone paying for Katie Price to spend the evening in their company would think it was a waste of money if they didn't get to see her tits and flange and hear the C word at least a dozen times. Surely that's the whole point of her? What else did they think she had to offer?

For anyone who hasn't seen the sun website today

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...ristmas-party/
Loving the vid of the foul-mouthed rant (complete with attempt at singing, and tuxedo-clad man rushing onto the stage to remove her)!

I wonder who Energysave are going to hire for next year's Xmas do? Kerry Katona? Danniella Westbrook?
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Old 21-12-2016, 13:37
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Loving the vid of the foul-mouthed rant (complete with attempt at singing, and tuxedo-clad man rushing onto the stage to remove her)!

I wonder who Energysave are going to hire for next year's Xmas do? Kerry Katona? Danniella Westbrook?
They would probably come with a BOGOF deal.
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Old 21-12-2016, 13:40
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She makes Katona look like Grace Kelly.
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Old 21-12-2016, 14:11
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She's an utterly vile person
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Old 21-12-2016, 18:38
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If you hire Katie Price to "enhance" your evening I would have thought that the very least you could expect would be for her to get sloshed, take her clothes off and indulge in some drunken singing. If she behaved herself, was a delight from start to finish and regaled the audience with a series of witty anecdotes, then surely that would be when you would want a refund?

I must admit I'm rather fond of her singing . Bless her, she just hasn't got a clue how bad she is.
I know! I think when's been on the sherry she really believes she's on par with WH!

As for her behaviour, she's spent months trying to show the public she's matured, is all grown up, in bed at 9pm with a mug of horlicks & she blows it all in the space of an hour!

So embarrassing, I just don't know why she drinks, she knows she's a disaster when she does.

Though I have to say, if I was at a posh work's night out & was getting a bit bored & restless, I'd quite enjoy the reprieve of having KP appear on stage, sozzled & making an absolute twit of herself
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Old 21-12-2016, 19:26
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I know! I think when's been on the sherry she really believes she's on par with WH!

As for her behaviour, she's spent months trying to show the public she's matured, is all grown up, in bed at 9pm with a mug of horlicks & she blows it all in the space of an hour!

So embarrassing, I just don't know why she drinks, she knows she's a disaster when she does.

Though I have to say, if I was at a posh work's night out & was getting a bit bored & restless, I'd quite enjoy the reprieve of having KP appear on stage, sozzled & making an absolute twit of herself
Yep BEL. Sounds better than any entertainment we've ever had at any office party I've been too. I'd rather pay to watch pricey make a tit of herself after a few sherbets than some po faced cabaret singer doing Motown covers
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