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Katie Price - Dane Bowers
Oh dear
And Whitney Houston again??!!!! She's like that annoying family member at a party who gets drunk and everyone knows what they are going to do... oh god here she comes with the singing again! http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...x-dane-9488550 |
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Oh dear
And Whitney Houston again??!!!! She's like that annoying family member at a party who gets drunk and everyone knows what they are going to do... oh god here she comes with the singing again! http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...x-dane-9488550
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Hah
I love a good KP night out. Inagine being obsessed with Dane Bowers, of all people
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She sang at her wedding to Alex reid and shouted something like I hate my life
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Its not the first time she's called Dane 'the love of my life' though previously I assumed she was saying that to have a dig at Pete - perish the thought!
I think it's pretty clear husband number 12 (or whatever he is) has had his day and she'll be trading him in for a new model any time soon. He couldn't be more emasculated if she was wearing his nuts as earrings. As for the singing - give it up love, I ain't happening. When her vocals are so p*ss poor in a duet that she makes her ex (who normally sings like he's got his bollox stuck in a mousetrap) sound like Marvin Gaye in comparison, she needs to let it go. I did hear she got kicked out of the Glasgow Travelodge - or something - for being a proper state so looks like Jordan has been let back out of the box to play |
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Bloke who organised the party wants his money back
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Bloke who organised the party wants his money back
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I want a refund because she spoiled the party rather than enhanced it.
You hired f**king Katie Price, what did you expect!?
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The pictures on the sun website - OMFG what a mess 😱😱😱
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So she gets drunk, makes crude sex jokes and the organiser says:
You hired f**king Katie Price, what did you expect!? |
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Its not the first time she's called Dane 'the love of my life' though previously I assumed she was saying that to have a dig at Pete - perish the thought!
I think it's pretty clear husband number 12 (or whatever he is) has had his day and she'll be trading him in for a new model any time soon. He couldn't be more emasculated if she was wearing his nuts as earrings. As for the singing - give it up love, I ain't happening. When her vocals are so p*ss poor in a duet that she makes her ex (who normally sings like he's got his bollox stuck in a mousetrap) sound like Marvin Gaye in comparison, she needs to let it go. I did hear she got kicked out of the Glasgow Travelodge - or something - for being a proper state so looks like Jordan has been let back out of the box to play ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep, the love of her life appears to be whichever sap is paying her any attention and getting the beers in. Although, not sure why the organiser was wanting his money back. It's not like he hired the Duchess of Windsor. He hired a grubby, foul, potty mouthed old soak and then complains when she reverts to type.... |
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Jordan singing on TV with autotune turned off - her screeching is at 1m10s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8S1TxCihvk I've seen her pr0n tape - she can't even do that right. She's like Trigger's broom - all her bits have been replaced, but it's still somehow Jordan. |
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Jordan singing on TV with autotune turned off - her screeching is at 1m10s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8S1TxCihvk I've seen her pr0n tape - she can't even do that right. She's like Trigger's broom - all her bits have been replaced, but it's still somehow Jordan. ![]() ![]() ![]() Bloody hell! |
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Bloke who organised the party wants his money back
![]() http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...oilets-9493865 "Katie was swiftly rugby tackled from the stage on Monday night" as did this description of said removal from the stage:- "After telling the audience to "shut up" and confiding in them that Dane was "the love of her life", it was on her second attempt to belt out Whitney ballad "I Have Nothing" that a tuxedo suited man grabbed her from behind and escorted her from the stage."
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The boss of the company that hired her for their Christmas do wants his money back.
No sympathy. What was he expecting? Julie Andrews? ![]() http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-gets-naked-toilets-9493865#rlabs=1%20rt$sitewide%20p$1 |
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The boss of the company that hired her for their Christmas do wants his money back.
No sympathy. What was he expecting? Julie Andrews? ![]() http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-gets-naked-toilets-9493865#rlabs=1%20rt$sitewide%20p$1 If you hire Katie Price to "enhance" your evening I would have thought that the very least you could expect would be for her to get sloshed, take her clothes off and indulge in some drunken singing. If she behaved herself, was a delight from start to finish and regaled the audience with a series of witty anecdotes, then surely that would be when you would want a refund? I must admit I'm rather fond of her singing . Bless her, she just hasn't got a clue how bad she is.
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If you hire Katie Price to "enhance" your evening I would have thought that the very least you could expect would be for her to get sloshed, take her clothes off and indulge in some drunken singing. If she behaved herself, was a delight from start to finish and regaled the audience with a series of witty anecdotes, then surely that would be when you would want a refund?
I must admit I'm rather fond of her singing . Bless her, she just hasn't got a clue how bad she is.For anyone who hasn't seen the sun website today https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...ristmas-party/ |
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Indeed. I would imagine anyone paying for Katie Price to spend the evening in their company would think it was a waste of money if they didn't get to see her tits and flange and hear the C word at least a dozen times. Surely that's the whole point of her? What else did they think she had to offer?
For anyone who hasn't seen the sun website today https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...ristmas-party/ ![]() - Jordan is back - oh well this is what she does best I guess. Her kids must be so proud.
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Wow!!
![]() - Jordan is back - oh well this is what she does best I guess. Her kids must be so proud.What do you mean, back? She never went away - she started out as a foul mouthed, lairy gobshite and she's just the same as she ever was. The owner of the company must be a complete moron if he was honestly expecting anything other than exactly what he got. I would imagine he's rather pleased that thanks to Katie and Dane his tinpot company has had loads of free advertising all over the tabloids. Result.
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Wow!!
![]() - Jordan is back - oh well this is what she does best I guess. Her kids must be so proud. |
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Indeed. I would imagine anyone paying for Katie Price to spend the evening in their company would think it was a waste of money if they didn't get to see her tits and flange and hear the C word at least a dozen times. Surely that's the whole point of her? What else did they think she had to offer?
For anyone who hasn't seen the sun website today https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...ristmas-party/ ![]() I wonder who Energysave are going to hire for next year's Xmas do? Kerry Katona? Danniella Westbrook?
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Loving the vid of the foul-mouthed rant (complete with attempt at singing, and tuxedo-clad man rushing onto the stage to remove her)!
![]() I wonder who Energysave are going to hire for next year's Xmas do? Kerry Katona? Danniella Westbrook? ![]() |
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She makes Katona look like Grace Kelly.
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She's an utterly vile person
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If you hire Katie Price to "enhance" your evening I would have thought that the very least you could expect would be for her to get sloshed, take her clothes off and indulge in some drunken singing. If she behaved herself, was a delight from start to finish and regaled the audience with a series of witty anecdotes, then surely that would be when you would want a refund?
I must admit I'm rather fond of her singing . Bless her, she just hasn't got a clue how bad she is.![]() I know! I think when's been on the sherry she really believes she's on par with WH!![]() ![]() As for her behaviour, she's spent months trying to show the public she's matured, is all grown up, in bed at 9pm with a mug of horlicks & she blows it all in the space of an hour! So embarrassing, I just don't know why she drinks, she knows she's a disaster when she does. Though I have to say, if I was at a posh work's night out & was getting a bit bored & restless, I'd quite enjoy the reprieve of having KP appear on stage, sozzled & making an absolute twit of herself
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![]() I know! I think when's been on the sherry she really believes she's on par with WH!![]() ![]() As for her behaviour, she's spent months trying to show the public she's matured, is all grown up, in bed at 9pm with a mug of horlicks & she blows it all in the space of an hour! So embarrassing, I just don't know why she drinks, she knows she's a disaster when she does. Though I have to say, if I was at a posh work's night out & was getting a bit bored & restless, I'd quite enjoy the reprieve of having KP appear on stage, sozzled & making an absolute twit of herself ![]() |
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I love a good KP night out. Inagine being obsessed with Dane Bowers, of all people
. Bless her, she just hasn't got a clue how bad she is.