So far i've dropped a hammer on my toe....those evil brexiteers sure love to cause pain

My mums had a problem with her medication which as meant she's done her back in and i'm sure its all due to the 52% voting out as if we was still in Europe the medication would of worked properly.

Theres plenty of teenage girls i'm sure trying to explain the rising bumps on the referendum as well

What else can you blame other than the TheEngineer posting anything and everything to blame on the Brexit vote

Visited my mum today. I noticed that a cat had shat on her lawn (it was a remainer's cat).

I was wrapping some presents and it took me an age to find the edge of the sellotape. Obviously caused by Brexit.

How do you know, did it have its tail between its legs?

Apart from the cost of my holiday next year looking like it will cost several hundred more, nothing yet.

However, I've just checked again, and we still haven't left yet. When we do, it's likely that the turnover of my business will go down and I expect I will have to lose 2 of my staff.

Asda was late with my shopping delivery today. The driver had a shifty look about him - I'm sure he was a remainer.

That's uncanny... exactly the same happened to me. Perhaps Trevgo is correct and we do have recognisable "traits".

Also for years there has been a woman a few streets down who sells silvery edible baubles, ribbons and the likes for cakes. Turns out she has packed up and left to go live with her wobbly sister in Ryde, IoW. Another lost business, Osborne was right all along, sorry The Engineer. But they both voted Leave, so guess it serves them right.

Oh, and I absolutely guarantee 100% of houses covered with flashing lights, inflatable reindeer, Santa riding the apex of the roof, will be inhabited by Brexiters.

One a few roads away even has a red traffic light amid all the other illuminated tat, with the legend "SANTA STOP HERE!" underneath. I would stake everything I own that they voted Brexit.

You sound like Emily Thornberry.

It was the one on the left:

https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...r-up-eu-debate

Think I'm wrong?

I think you are a bigot just like Emily.

Our three cats are all Brexiters. We've renamed them Strut, Aurichie and Trevgo. We tell them to crap in Remnants' gardens.

I don't think you can be right in this, Trev.

I'm not sure Brexiters, infamous for their xenophobia, would be asking some bloke from the North Pole around for a Christmas tipple.

I hope you've stopped petting them since the rename (and taken them for a visit to the vets for castration. Might be advisable)

Ahem, it's Remnants who have no balls.

All the cats we've had, including the current crop, are all reclaims. The latest one was being chased by 3 or 4 toms and had obviously gotten pregnant. We decided, in her interest, to pay for a termination and spaying, just in case she got nailed by a Remnant; we couldn't live with such a thought.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NVk6hf4hFE

Very old sketch but sums up the current situation nicely