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Old 20-12-2016, 23:15
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So this guy is doing this on the side of the pitch, in front of around 60,000 Chargers fans, and literally a few metres away from the cheerleaders!

Love the way he is trying to hide it behind his other hand
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Old 20-12-2016, 23:33
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He's got to be joking if he thinks nobody can see him doing that.

What an idiot.
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Old 20-12-2016, 23:52
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LOL! Wow.

"And if you fancy masturbating over some cheerleaders here's a photo gallery of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders 'Sexy Santas'!"

The moral of the tale being to masturbate from a safe distance.
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Old 20-12-2016, 23:55
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The moral of the story wait till you get home and let it go with complete freedom and wild abandon!! lol
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Old 21-12-2016, 02:05
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I don't blame him. You need to do something to pass the time if you're stuck at a boring pointless American sport.
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Old 21-12-2016, 02:08
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that`s freak behaviour, he`s a serious sexual crime waiting to happen.

this is how many serial killers start off.
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Old 21-12-2016, 06:37
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that`s freak behaviour, he`s a serious sexual crime waiting to happen.

this is how many serial killers start off.
Hahaha such hyperbole. He really shouldn't be playing with himself in public but really.
There was a similar video of a woman having a play in public similar to that and most people thought it was either 'funny' 'a bit sad' or 'hot'
Maybe he didnt expect a camera to be zoomed in on him.
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Old 21-12-2016, 06:51
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Hahaha such hyperbole. He really shouldn't be playing with himself in public but really.
There was a similar video of a woman having a play in public similar to that and most people thought it was either 'funny' 'a bit sad' or 'hot'
Maybe he didnt expect a camera to be zoomed in on him.
it`s one of the classic indicators, it`s also a well walked route to serial rape.

and it`s a well known symptom.

thankfully these things are not established by a public opinion poll but academic research and criminal histories.

edit: that`s assuming he doesn`t have a brain injury.
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Old 21-12-2016, 07:21
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Very disturbing.
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Old 21-12-2016, 07:27
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Does this have a happy ending?
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Old 21-12-2016, 08:13
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I don't blame him. You need to do something to pass the time if you're stuck at a boring pointless American sport.
And there it is.
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Old 21-12-2016, 09:17
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I'd give him an open handed slap round the ear.
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Old 21-12-2016, 10:52
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I don't blame him. You need to do something to pass the time if you're stuck at a boring pointless American sport.
I knew it wouldn't be long before someone made this comment.

NFL is far more exciting than a lot of sports.
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:07
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I knew it wouldn't be long before someone made this comment.

NFL is far more exciting than a lot of sports.
I think it is obvious that it is the cheerleaders that make the sport exciting.
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:07
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I knew it wouldn't be long before someone made this comment.

NFL is far more exciting than a lot of sports.
Quite possibly, but it's still far more tedious than most.
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:15
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That is absolutely disgusting, not even hidden and directly in front of the cheerleaders as well. What a creep!
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Old 21-12-2016, 11:17
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Quite possibly, but it's still far more tedious than most.
And yet most people don't feel the need to continually bore on about how tedious these other sports are
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Old 21-12-2016, 12:57
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And yet most people don't feel the need to continually bore on about how tedious these other sports are
Exactly. Just because you don't 'get' a sport doesn't mean it's tedious either.
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Old 21-12-2016, 13:06
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Well can't say security isn't reading to shoot if need be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSliaQ3a_5Y
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Old 21-12-2016, 14:08
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wow lmao
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