1. My Chip Pans on fire will be at number one through January.
2. Assassination attempt on Trump. Farage becomes his biggliest bestest advisor. Putin and those two get caught in sex scandal with wrestling call girls.
3. Sturgeon - Repeats 2016
4. Hilary Benn becomes leader of the Labour party
5. Boris drops huge ollock and gets the sack, considers joining UKIP
6. Sterling v Euro goes up and down like a brides nightie.
2. Assassination attempt on Trump. Farage becomes his biggliest bestest advisor. Putin and those two get caught in sex scandal with wrestling call girls.
3. Sturgeon - Repeats 2016
4. Hilary Benn becomes leader of the Labour party
5. Boris drops huge ollock and gets the sack, considers joining UKIP
6. Sterling v Euro goes up and down like a brides nightie.




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