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The Queen reportedly Furious
"The Queen lashed out last night", a source said, "after seeing copycat Christmas Messages of her own annual traditional broadcast".
It was also reported that she was left feeling faint and sick after seeing Theresa May's appalling effort, in particular. A Palace Spokesman said they were seeking Legal Advice in an attempt to get these poor quality pirate broadcasts banned. Further details here Other Z-Listers, including Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon have also jumped on the bandwagon. |
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In a separate message to the armed forces, including the 5,000 deployed on operations over the holiday period, she said: "Just as your commitment to our country is unfaltering, so in return we owe you the same deep commitment and unflinching support."
perhaps next year they will start delivering it.
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Lets hope she does not read DS or it would be the Tower for Princessxxxx.
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Off with their heads!
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Some day in the future we will have Prince Charles doing a Christmas message
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Some day in the future we will have Prince Charles doing a Christmas message
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didnt you see the hilarious 'windsors' on tv last night?...
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Well, the Greens and Lib Dems won't be getting my vote. As for Jeremy Corbyn he's actually caring about British homeless people, now there's a thing. I agree that our soldiers should be helped more.
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Apparently, she was so mad she manifested in her true lizard form a feasted on the skulls of several footmen.....
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didnt you see the hilarious 'windsors' on tv last night?...
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"The Queen lashed out last night", a source said, "after seeing copycat Christmas Messages of her own annual traditional broadcast".
It was also reported that she was left feeling faint and sick after seeing Theresa May's appalling effort, in particular. A Palace Spokesman said they were seeking Legal Advice in an attempt to get these poor quality pirate broadcasts banned. Further details here Other Z-Listers, including Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon have also jumped on the bandwagon. ![]() ![]() Gotta love the bit in bold - was this before or after she was too unwell to leave for Sandringham?
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Well, the Greens and Lib Dems won't be getting my vote. As for Jeremy Corbyn he's actually caring about British homeless people, now there's a thing. I agree that our soldiers should be helped more.
From being someone who initially thought Jeremy Corbyn was no more than a figure of fun, my respect for the guy has actually grown and grown over the last 18 or so months since he was elected leader. He also handled that recent confrontation with Peter Tatchell, immaculately. |
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Apparently, she was so mad she manifested in her true lizard form a feasted on the skulls of several footmen.....
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I saw that on the news this morning! Apparently she ate at least four. If Mrs May becomes the Queen will she become a lizard woman too or do you think she already is one?
Shes probably dining on the blood of the severely disabled as we speak..... |
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I saw that on the news this morning! Apparently she ate at least four. If Mrs May becomes the Queen will she become a lizard woman too or do you think she already is one?
James May for King? Jeremy won't like that!
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James May for King? Jeremy won't like that! |
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James May for King? Jeremy won't like that!Out with the corgis, in with the badgers. |
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I agree.
From being someone who initially thought Jeremy Corbyn was no more than a figure of fun, my respect for the guy has actually grown and grown over the last 18 or so months since he was elected leader. He also handled that recent confrontation with Peter Tatchell, immaculately. |
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Not James, but Brian - who is already associated with royalty.
Out with the corgis, in with the badgers. |
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Apparently, she was so mad she manifested in her true lizard form a feasted on the skulls of several footmen.....
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Did he also mention anything about sorting out the "fake homeless". ? Those who pretend they have no home to go, and beg on the street often being aggressive with the public. I recall this issue mentioned on the news a month or or two ago. Maybe he only stuck to the "good" stuff that will make him look good.
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They left for Sandringham in the helicopter after lunch
Seeing that helicopter hovering nose down over the Palace and London I hope they managed to hang on to their lunch |
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Fake seat-less people on trains?
By serendipitous co-incidence, I found this delightful story on the same page "Fat people told not to sit on train seats to save space" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I'm surprised Comrade Corbyn sat in front of a Christmas tree. Does he know how offensive that is?!?!
Unless of course it was an inclusive Winterval tree, ethically sourced, free range, dirvisty trained and fully supportive of all 796 genders. |
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I'm surprised Comrade Corbyn sat in front of a Christmas tree. Does he know how offensive that is?!?!
Unless of course it was an inclusive Winterval tree, ethically sourced, free range and fully supportive of all 796 genders. |
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