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Old 24-12-2016, 07:21
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"The Queen lashed out last night", a source said, "after seeing copycat Christmas Messages of her own annual traditional broadcast".

It was also reported that she was left feeling faint and sick after seeing Theresa May's appalling effort, in particular.

A Palace Spokesman said they were seeking Legal Advice in an attempt to get these poor quality pirate broadcasts banned.

Further details here

Other Z-Listers, including Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon have also jumped on the bandwagon.
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Old 24-12-2016, 07:23
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In a separate message to the armed forces, including the 5,000 deployed on operations over the holiday period, she said: "Just as your commitment to our country is unfaltering, so in return we owe you the same deep commitment and unflinching support."
perhaps next year they will start delivering it.
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Old 24-12-2016, 08:49
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Lets hope she does not read DS or it would be the Tower for Princessxxxx.

Actually,,,,
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Old 24-12-2016, 09:15
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Off with their heads!
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Old 24-12-2016, 09:59
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Some day in the future we will have Prince Charles doing a Christmas message
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:13
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Some day in the future we will have Prince Charles doing a Christmas message
didnt you see the hilarious 'windsors' on tv last night?...
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:15
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didnt you see the hilarious 'windsors' on tv last night?...
No...I've recorded it but not watched it yet
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:15
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Well, the Greens and Lib Dems won't be getting my vote. As for Jeremy Corbyn he's actually caring about British homeless people, now there's a thing. I agree that our soldiers should be helped more.
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:16
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Apparently, she was so mad she manifested in her true lizard form a feasted on the skulls of several footmen.....
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:22
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didnt you see the hilarious 'windsors' on tv last night?...
Ooh thanks for the reminder! Glad to hear you enjoyed it. Must say, I do like Hugh Skinner.
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:22
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"The Queen lashed out last night", a source said, "after seeing copycat Christmas Messages of her own annual traditional broadcast".

It was also reported that she was left feeling faint and sick after seeing Theresa May's appalling effort, in particular.

A Palace Spokesman said they were seeking Legal Advice in an attempt to get these poor quality pirate broadcasts banned.

Further details here

Other Z-Listers, including Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon have also jumped on the bandwagon.
Maybe Mrs May will become to the Queen, what Nicky Morgan has become to Mrs May - "that woman" lol

Gotta love the bit in bold - was this before or after she was too unwell to leave for Sandringham?
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:28
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Well, the Greens and Lib Dems won't be getting my vote. As for Jeremy Corbyn he's actually caring about British homeless people, now there's a thing. I agree that our soldiers should be helped more.
I agree.

From being someone who initially thought Jeremy Corbyn was no more than a figure of fun, my respect for the guy has actually grown and grown over the last 18 or so months since he was elected leader.

He also handled that recent confrontation with Peter Tatchell, immaculately.
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:28
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Apparently, she was so mad she manifested in her true lizard form a feasted on the skulls of several footmen.....
I saw that on the news this morning! Apparently she ate at least four. If Mrs May becomes the Queen will she become a lizard woman too or do you think she already is one?
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:35
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I saw that on the news this morning! Apparently she ate at least four. If Mrs May becomes the Queen will she become a lizard woman too or do you think she already is one?
Well, im sure maggie may's body was infected with the lizard symbiont organism when she became PM....

Shes probably dining on the blood of the severely disabled as we speak.....
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:35
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I saw that on the news this morning! Apparently she ate at least four. If Mrs May becomes the Queen will she become a lizard woman too or do you think she already is one?
James May for King? Jeremy won't like that!
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:37
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James May for King? Jeremy won't like that!
In the words of alan partridge.... "Whats your king and car???"....
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:40
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James May for King? Jeremy won't like that!
Not James, but Brian - who is already associated with royalty.


Out with the corgis, in with the badgers.
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Old 24-12-2016, 11:10
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I agree.

From being someone who initially thought Jeremy Corbyn was no more than a figure of fun, my respect for the guy has actually grown and grown over the last 18 or so months since he was elected leader.

He also handled that recent confrontation with Peter Tatchell, immaculately.
Did he also mention anything about sorting out the "fake homeless". ? Those who pretend they have no home to go, and beg on the street often being aggressive with the public. I recall this issue mentioned on the news a month or or two ago. Maybe he only stuck to the "good" stuff that will make him look good.
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Old 24-12-2016, 12:04
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Not James, but Brian - who is already associated with royalty.


Out with the corgis, in with the badgers.
I'd love a Queen concert at Buckingham Palace.
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Old 24-12-2016, 12:07
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Apparently, she was so mad she manifested in her true lizard form a feasted on the skulls of several footmen.....
You still spending time in the Icke forum?
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Old 24-12-2016, 12:19
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Did he also mention anything about sorting out the "fake homeless". ? Those who pretend they have no home to go, and beg on the street often being aggressive with the public. I recall this issue mentioned on the news a month or or two ago. Maybe he only stuck to the "good" stuff that will make him look good.
Fake seat-less people on trains?
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Old 24-12-2016, 12:42
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They left for Sandringham in the helicopter after lunch
Seeing that helicopter hovering nose down over the Palace and London I hope they managed to hang on to their lunch
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Old 24-12-2016, 12:43
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Fake seat-less people on trains?
I had to Google becuse I had forgotten that story https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/165962...-on-the-floor/


By serendipitous co-incidence, I found this delightful story on the same page "Fat people told not to sit on train seats to save space"
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Old 24-12-2016, 13:18
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I'm surprised Comrade Corbyn sat in front of a Christmas tree. Does he know how offensive that is?!?!

Unless of course it was an inclusive Winterval tree, ethically sourced, free range, dirvisty trained and fully supportive of all 796 genders.
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Old 24-12-2016, 13:28
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I'm surprised Comrade Corbyn sat in front of a Christmas tree. Does he know how offensive that is?!?!

Unless of course it was an inclusive Winterval tree, ethically sourced, free range and fully supportive of all 796 genders.
God you are boring.
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