Do you say Merry Christmas to people you don't like? Do you send Christmas cards to family members you can't be arsed with? Are there people whose existence you only ever remember at Christmas?
Oh, and while I'm on the subject...
Merry Christmas to you lot.
You'll know which of you I like the least, because I won't have even bothered sending you a card... so there!
Oh, and while I'm on the subject...
Merry Christmas to you lot.

You'll know which of you I like the least, because I won't have even bothered sending you a card... so there!
I would have preferred prawns in my vol-au-vents but hey!... beggars cant be choosers so I will just say 'thanks very much' and I will dig in......