Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“Where did he get the cards and the mince pies from?”
“Where did he get the cards and the mince pies from?”
Mince Pies = Eyes
Coronation Street, CHRISTMAS EVE 7:30pm - Hammer To Fall!
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Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Mince Pies = Eyes”
“Mince Pies = Eyes
”
Two oversized Christmas Puddings = Eva's breasts.
If they want to show him what prison life will be like for Maria, I've got a couple of DVDs they can use.
Might be a bit advanced for the lad, mind.
Might be a bit advanced for the lad, mind.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“We missed you on Wednesday!
Evening all
”
“We missed you on Wednesday!
Evening all
”
Bless you
I was called away on an urgent matter
Sally: "55 inches!"
Tim: "Yeah. Phelan's blessed in that department, or at least that's what Anna told me..."
Tim: "Yeah. Phelan's blessed in that department, or at least that's what Anna told me..."
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“Bless you
I was called away on an urgent matter
”
“Bless you
I was called away on an urgent matter
”
More urgent than a Corrie episode thread?
All was saved, Mr B filled the breach.
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“How does Sal know it's 55", it doesn't say on the packaging (unless I missed that)”
“How does Sal know it's 55", it doesn't say on the packaging (unless I missed that)”
It did say it, I'm afraid.
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“What day is it meant to be?
Maria's going to court?”
“What day is it meant to be?
Maria's going to court?”
They would have made sentencing some time next year. Do the courts even open on Xmas Eve (except for serious crimes)?
Originally Posted by miss buzzybee:
“Never had Sally down as a 55" flat screen screen woman!”
“Never had Sally down as a 55" flat screen screen woman!”
Way too common
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“They would have made sentencing some time next year. Do the courts even open on Xmas Eve (except for serious crimes)?”
“They would have made sentencing some time next year. Do the courts even open on Xmas Eve (except for serious crimes)?”
Yes. Not on a Saturday, though.
Good luck getting anything done on the Xmas eve afternoon though. Trust me on that, and no way would they schedule a court hearing on the PM of the last working day before Xmas.
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