Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Sarah: "Who's this 'Older Man'?"
Bethany: Norris.”
Filth.
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“Where did he get the cards and the mince pies from?”
His non-congregation.
Originally Posted by
Purves Grundy:
“Ken's keeping up his Prince Charles impression wonderfully.
”
Jon Culshaw's on the phone trying to book him for Dead Ringers
Originally Posted by mikebuk:
“OK Sarah, you can talk.”
She can indeed.
Originally Posted by skteosk:
“Oh. It's Nick. I was hoping for someone I'd want to see.”
Are you Leanne by any chance?
Originally Posted by miss buzzybee:
“Half of the street seem to be celebrating Christmas day early!”
It's the Weatherfield bubble, they have a different timezone and all.
Originally Posted by
mrbernay:
“Liam is another traumatised soap child now 

”
Maybe his accent will change again as a result.
Originally Posted by skteosk:
“Love how Jenny isn't even trying to pretend she's bothered.”
She represents us watching.
Originally Posted by skteosk:
“Ahh, Steve and Tim...”
Like Morecambe and Wise but without the humour.
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“Why would TracyLuv leave Nick on his own in the house????”
He's a well-respected member of the community.
*sniggers*
Originally Posted by miss buzzybee:
“What pain has Andy got? Is he an ex addict?”
He has to go home to Steph every night.
Originally Posted by
mrbernay:
“The whole thing is ridiculous. First of all, they wouldn't have been in court on Xmas Eve for such an offence, second, sentencing would have been put off until at least January. Sensationalist Xmas carp !!! 
”
And on that, goodnight!