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Old 26-12-2016, 14:57
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Well... Nearly another year done and plenty of overindulgence which has resulted in quite alot of flatulence. Turkey is always a big trigger food for me Anyone else been, farting like a trooper over this festive season?
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Old 26-12-2016, 15:13
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Well.. you can't really start to enjoy any boxing day feasts until you're done a boxing day number 2! lol

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Old 26-12-2016, 15:41
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Farting is good for you

My surgeon told me farting is a good sign your colon and bowel are working. If you don't fart in a 24 hour period it could be a sign you have a blockage. Fart away peeps apparently having a whiff not only staves off dementia but also latest reports say it may prevent strokes and heart attacks.

All those time where my brother held me down and farted on me he was in fact looking out for my health
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Old 26-12-2016, 15:48
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Sounds like a bargain tariff from Centrica.
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Old 26-12-2016, 15:49
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On a gravestone

"Fart Yee Free Wherere Yee Bee
T'was Want Of Farting That Killed Me"
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Old 26-12-2016, 18:12
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Yes, me too. Blame the sprouts though and not the turkey. One good thing is you can watch what you want on telly as everyone goes upstairs in disgust and leaves you alone!!
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Old 26-12-2016, 18:14
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I didn't have sprouts, so no farts for me. I also had chicken and not turkey.
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Old 26-12-2016, 19:08
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Farting is good for you

My surgeon told me farting is a good sign your colon and bowel are working. If you don't fart in a 24 hour period it could be a sign you have a blockage. Fart away peeps apparently having a whiff not only staves off dementia but also latest reports say it may prevent strokes and heart attacks.

All those time where my brother held me down and farted on me he was in fact looking out for my health
I heard it coats the ozone layer
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Old 26-12-2016, 20:16
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Farting is good for you

My surgeon told me farting is a good sign your colon and bowel are working. If you don't fart in a 24 hour period it could be a sign you have a blockage. Fart away peeps apparently having a whiff not only staves off dementia but also latest reports say it may prevent strokes and heart attacks.

All those time where my brother held me down and farted on me he was in fact looking out for my health
Hahahaha

I must tell Jr this when she sees me heading for another punnet of nectarines - which make me very windy indeed - and starts heading out the door
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Old 26-12-2016, 22:14
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Been farting like a trooper since the 23rd, big change of diet. Jumped on the scales today and I've put on 10lbs in a week.
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Old 26-12-2016, 22:55
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Been farting like a trooper since the 23rd, big change of diet. Jumped on the scales today and I've put on 10lbs in a week.
Are you on a cruise or an all-inclusive holiday package?
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Old 26-12-2016, 23:46
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Are you on a cruise or an all-inclusive holiday package?
Nah, just stuffing my face at home. Been on a diet almost all year, averaging 1400-1500 calories for months and have been having whatever I want for the last week. Would like to think my my stomach is just full of food and/or water weight and hoping to shift at least half of whatever I end up putting on in the first week of the new year as I empty out again. Will be happy if I'm back to what where I was pre-Christmas by the end of Jan.
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Old 26-12-2016, 23:51
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That'll be the sprouts.
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Old 27-12-2016, 01:32
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And there was me naively thinking this was going to be a thread about gas pressure being a tad lower on Christmas Day and the oven being rather slower than usual. You would think I had been an FM long enough to know better.
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Old 27-12-2016, 02:01
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For some reason I seem to save up all my flatulence for my daily hour-long dog walk. You'd think the two hounds with their sense of smell would be put off but they don't seem to care at all, which is just as well. Mind you, they go eating other dogs poo, given half a chance, so I suppose they're probably not the best arbiters.
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Old 27-12-2016, 02:49
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And there was me naively thinking this was going to be a thread about gas pressure being a tad lower on Christmas Day and the oven being rather slower than usual. You would think I had been an FM long enough to know better.
How much have you drunk this christmas?
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Old 27-12-2016, 03:29
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And there was me naively thinking this was going to be a thread about gas pressure being a tad lower on Christmas Day and the oven being rather slower than usual. You would think I had been an FM long enough to know better.
I thought it was going to be about a standard bottle of household chloroform being accidentally put to misuse.
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Old 27-12-2016, 09:10
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Our left-over sprouts should be done today if OH helps me to finish them. Came down to eat last night and said to me "have you finished farting for today yet?" We're dipping them in humous now. Hate wasting anything and veg is good for you.
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Old 27-12-2016, 09:45
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Our left-over sprouts should be done today if OH helps me to finish them. Came down to eat last night and said to me "have you finished farting for today yet?" We're dipping them in humous now. Hate wasting anything and veg is good for you.
You are obsessed with sprouts and farting.
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