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Old 26-12-2016, 15:12
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My new favourite line ever.

Honey's line about Dot's pussy was funny too but it was a bit forced. Let's face it NO ONE refers to cats as pussies anymore because of the modern connotation of the word. Certainly not in a sentence like that to a child! Still, was a laugh none the less.

Dot's line however was IMO the funniest line ever in EE. It was the way she said it was well!
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Old 26-12-2016, 15:43
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My new favourite line ever.

Honey's line about Dot's pussy was funny too but it was a bit forced. Let's face it NO ONE refers to cats as pussies anymore because of the modern connotation of the word. Certainly not in a sentence like that to a child! Still, was a laugh none the less.

Dot's line however was IMO the funniest line ever in EE. It was the way she said it was well!
Dot and that cat were brilliant. Like I said elsewhere the way some cats behave onset is amazing. I loved Dot's lines with the cat such as "the present" he left her and calling him Ethel. Really good.
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Old 26-12-2016, 15:46
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Was very funny I spate out my mince pie ,loving eastenders
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Old 26-12-2016, 16:03
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Line of the night.
There was some great one liners in Enders last night.
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Old 26-12-2016, 17:54
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Aww this thread has put a smile on my face.
Loving Dot and Ethel (or Willy or whatever she's decided to call it )

Definitely line of the night!
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Old 27-12-2016, 02:35
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Loved that line, and a few others from Dot on Christmas Day.

Dot is one of he few characters that can carry a scene on her own. Just talking to herself or that cat she has taken in.

Not many actresses can do that IMO. Jean Alexander's Hilda Ogden was another. She could entertain me by just dusting the back room at the Rovers whilst singing away with that voice of hers - all the time nosing through papers/cards on the mantelpiece.
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Old 27-12-2016, 09:29
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Does Dot evert get to watch the Queen?

The power went out whilst it was on, and we know she didn't see it in 2007 (Stax). Any other years her watching the Queen was interrupted?
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Old 27-12-2016, 09:40
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Let's face it NO ONE refers to cats as pussies anymore.
Only Mrs Slocombe.
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Old 27-12-2016, 09:55
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I am hoping that Dot will start referring to the cat as "my pussy" the fun that could be had with that phrase would be hilarious.
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Old 27-12-2016, 09:57
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Lmao, that was so funny and some people say EastEnders isn't funny.
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Old 27-12-2016, 10:43
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Aww love that cat. Hope he's here to stay. Dot needs the company
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Old 27-12-2016, 12:28
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Don't forget Honey in the Vic telling Lily telling Lily 'please don’t touch Dot’s pussy, you don’t know where it’s been.'!
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Old 27-12-2016, 18:19
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My new favourite line ever.

Honey's line about Dot's pussy was funny too but it was a bit forced. Let's face it NO ONE refers to cats as pussies anymore because of the modern connotation of the word. Certainly not in a sentence like that to a child! Still, was a laugh none the less.

Dot's line however was IMO the funniest line ever in EE. It was the way she said it was well!
Ethel goes on to have kittens,all but one are ginger,leading to a 6 week who is the father? build up
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Old 27-12-2016, 18:59
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Right Said Fred still refer to them as pussies......oh pussy cat!
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Old 27-12-2016, 19:12
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Right Said Fred still refer to them as pussies......oh pussy cat!


This forum is finally rubbing off on you
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Old 27-12-2016, 19:24
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It made me LOL last night, DH asked what was I laughing at, & when I had to repeat it out loud to him, it set me off even more.
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Old 27-12-2016, 19:35
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Right Said Fred still refer to them as pussies......oh pussy cat!
Never had you down as a RSF man Radders!
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Old 27-12-2016, 20:36
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My new favourite line ever.

Honey's line about Dot's pussy was funny too but it was a bit forced. Let's face it NO ONE refers to cats as pussies anymore because of the modern connotation of the word. Certainly not in a sentence like that to a child! Still, was a laugh none the less.

Dot's line however was IMO the funniest line ever in EE. It was the way she said it was well!
And once again an opinion presented as fact - I still refer to my cats as pussies (sometimes because they are my babies and pussies is a cute name and sometime because I seize the opportunity for a great innuendo)
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Old 27-12-2016, 20:42
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My new favourite line ever.

Honey's line about Dot's pussy was funny too but it was a bit forced. Let's face it NO ONE refers to cats as pussies anymore because of the modern connotation of the word. Certainly not in a sentence like that to a child! Still, was a laugh none the less.

Dot's line however was IMO the funniest line ever in EE. It was the way she said it was well!
Only Mrs Slocombe.
Didn't "Are you being served?" more or less run that line of innuendo into the ground?

Edited to add earlier, similar, post
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Old 28-12-2016, 01:02
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My new favourite line ever.

Honey's line about Dot's pussy was funny too but it was a bit forced. Let's face it NO ONE refers to cats as pussies anymore because of the modern connotation of the word. Certainly not in a sentence like that to a child! Still, was a laugh none the less.

Dot's line however was IMO the funniest line ever in EE. It was the way she said it was well!
Agreed, it was really forced.
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Old 28-12-2016, 04:58
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Dot's the only character I'm really enjoying presently. Never thought I'd say that.
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