Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Thanks MrB. Evening all.
Salve SULLA
”
“Thanks MrB. Evening all.
Salve SULLA
”
Morning Sorcha
Brrrr its cold today
Emmerdaily - 28/12/16: Children of The Damned
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Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Evening Dailians, thanks for the thread, Mr B.
Re the thread title - can you narrow it down a bit please?
”
“Evening Dailians, thanks for the thread, Mr B.
Re the thread title - can you narrow it down a bit please?
”
Morning Oldnjaded
Dad better so am at Eccles Library today
When the under 8's are the stars of an episode you know the writers are wasting time over Christmas.
Do you lke my charitableness there heh
Smillie's lost on me today, being blocked by the Library servers leaving just giant grey blocks in their place
Originally Posted by wuffles:
“I'm sick of the sight of Harry perishing Potter!”
“I'm sick of the sight of Harry perishing Potter!”
Doing reasonable in the ratings though
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Yes. Shut up, Amelia.”
“Yes. Shut up, Amelia.”
She as the only one who can act in that scene
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“
Please can we have the old Jimmy back”
“
Please can we have the old Jimmy back”
What old Jimmy he's always been a cretin, Sadie patronised him, his brothers laughed at him and his dad walked all over him.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Nicola's kids are the worst in the village. So whiny.”
“Nicola's kids are the worst in the village. So whiny.”
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“
ban people under 20 from TV”
“
ban people under 20 from TV”
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“More kids.”
“More kids.”
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“Bloody brats!”
“Bloody brats!
”
I can never understand the general DS hatred of Children
I mean Amelia, Elliot and Ange were the ONLY good things about this episode
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Cain doesnt discriminate , he isnt sexist or ageist ,, no good old Cain will threaten anyone and everyone, he is that brave , Women , Children, the old , i bet he feels like a real man”
“Cain doesnt discriminate , he isnt sexist or ageist ,, no good old Cain will threaten anyone and everyone, he is that brave , Women , Children, the old , i bet he feels like a real man”
Hang on everyone else in thread keep claiming all he ever does is knit and sew, are you saying they are wrong heh.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Great product placement
Why is he being generous to Kerreh?”
“Great product placement
Why is he being generous to Kerreh?”
Generous?, he's on a no win no fee case
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“If anyone walked into court in a neck brace I would find against them right away”
“If anyone walked into court in a neck brace I would find against them right away”
What even if they have a real neck injury? seems harsh
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“Only one episode tomorra folks at 'alf past eight.
”
“Only one episode tomorra folks at 'alf past eight.
”
Bet we are all thanking ITV for that after this episode
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Did she just get Kyle out of the boot?
”
“Did she just get Kyle out of the boot?
”
She put him in there with the rest of her luggage.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Morning Oldnjaded
Dad better so am at Eccles Library today
When the under 8's are the stars of an episode you know the writers are wasting time over Christmas.
Do you lke my charitableness there heh
Smillie's lost on me today, being blocked by the Library servers leaving just giant grey blocks in their place”
“Morning Oldnjaded
Dad better so am at Eccles Library today
When the under 8's are the stars of an episode you know the writers are wasting time over Christmas.
Do you lke my charitableness there heh
Smillie's lost on me today, being blocked by the Library servers leaving just giant grey blocks in their place”
Morning kwynne.
All that wedding vows crap with the kids just irritated/bored/infuriated me. Seriously, how many more times do we have to see Jimmy and Kneeco going round and round on the same incredibly tiresome loop? Those poor kids should be taken into care pronto.
The only good thing is that little Elliot has turned out to be quite good.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ almost time for the New year honours list where well deserving people get a gong”
“
almost time for the New year honours list where well deserving people get a gong”
Posh spice, what did she do to earn one? crap singing? rubbish frocks? or being married to David and all his shit tattoo's?
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Morning kwynne.
All that wedding vows crap with the kids just irritated/bored/infuriated me. Seriously, how many more times do we have to see Jimmy and Kneeco going round and round on the same incredibly tiresome loop? Those poor kids should be taken into care pronto. The only good thing is that little Elliot has turned out to be quite good. ”
“Morning kwynne.
All that wedding vows crap with the kids just irritated/bored/infuriated me. Seriously, how many more times do we have to see Jimmy and Kneeco going round and round on the same incredibly tiresome loop? Those poor kids should be taken into care pronto.
The only good thing is that little Elliot has turned out to be quite good. ”
Speaking of children the actress playing Amelia is 12/13, certainly doesn't look it
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“So angry that Kerreh seems to have won this claim.”
“So angry that Kerreh seems to have won this claim.
”
THe slightest of irritation surely? not worth getting angry about i'd say.
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Bored of Kerry now. Get rid of her.”
“Bored of Kerry now. Get rid of her.”
I've been bored of her since the day she arrived.
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“Bloody Brats!
Sick of them being little smart arses and controlling the grown ups!”
“Bloody Brats!
Sick of them being little smart arses and controlling the grown ups!
”
You prefer the alternative, Jimmy and Nicola arguing for eternity?
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“ You have never been more alone in your life, pixie! 
”
“
You have never been more alone in your life, pixie! ”
I didn't think it was quite as bad as some are making out
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“
It's a very mysterious profession. The dark arts of a MQ”
“
It's a very mysterious profession. The dark arts of a MQ
”
MQ's are the work of the devil
Analysis of the Emmerdale Characters or the lack of them in the case of this episode
The episode was dominated by Kerry, Nicola and Jimmy, bound to be bilge
1) Jimmy and Nicola - shut up you 2 and listen to your kids and shut up for a year or 10
2) The Marriage Guidance Junior Division - Carl is more of an Adult than Jimmy and Nicola and most of the good acting in the episode came from Angel and Elliot
3) Amelia was the only good thing in the scene at the start with Dull Dolt Dan and Jimmy. According to IMDB the actress is 13 certainly doesn't look it.
4) Kerry good grief this woman is vile, horrible, disgusting and many other bad words and all her money will be gone by the end of the week, Don't worry Eric you can throw her out next week
5) Eric face when Kerry paid up was a mixture of disappointed he couldn't get rid of her and delight at the sight of money.
6) Rakesh - The sharma's still employ the most useless lawyer in the world?
7) Pierce better lawyer than a boyfriend
8) Joanie urgggh just urrggh
9) SHut up Lisa Cain is allowed to see his son.
10 Why is creepy Kyle still hanging around, does he want to be killed by Emma and served up for New Years day lunch.
Ways how to kill Kerry no.12565
Kerry is strangled by her own neck brace
Ways how to kill Kerry no 12566
Kerry is beaten to death with the crutches she doesn't need
The episode was dominated by Kerry, Nicola and Jimmy, bound to be bilge
1) Jimmy and Nicola - shut up you 2 and listen to your kids and shut up for a year or 10
2) The Marriage Guidance Junior Division - Carl is more of an Adult than Jimmy and Nicola and most of the good acting in the episode came from Angel and Elliot
3) Amelia was the only good thing in the scene at the start with Dull Dolt Dan and Jimmy. According to IMDB the actress is 13 certainly doesn't look it.
4) Kerry good grief this woman is vile, horrible, disgusting and many other bad words and all her money will be gone by the end of the week, Don't worry Eric you can throw her out next week
5) Eric face when Kerry paid up was a mixture of disappointed he couldn't get rid of her and delight at the sight of money.
6) Rakesh - The sharma's still employ the most useless lawyer in the world?
7) Pierce better lawyer than a boyfriend
8) Joanie urgggh just urrggh
9) SHut up Lisa Cain is allowed to see his son.
10 Why is creepy Kyle still hanging around, does he want to be killed by Emma and served up for New Years day lunch.
Ways how to kill Kerry no.12565
Kerry is strangled by her own neck brace
Ways how to kill Kerry no 12566
Kerry is beaten to death with the crutches she doesn't need
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Morning Sorcha
Brrrr its cold today”
“Morning Sorcha
Brrrr its cold today”
Afternoon kwynne. Hope you had a nice Christmas
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Afternoon kwynne. Hope you had a nice Christmas”
“Afternoon kwynne. Hope you had a nice Christmas
”
It was more than acceptable thank you
And you
Weekly Bulletin of the Malt(Shovel)
Sad news reached the Malt over Christmas local celebrity Mavis Johnson who had a number one hit in 1972 and who had continued to be popular in the bars and clubs of Hotton died she will be much missed.
Meanwhile foul mouthed Comedian Hooper Danson drowned in the Hotton canal after leaving Bar West drunk as a skunk on Christmas eve.
Fatrmer Giles entire herd of 72 Llama's escaped from his farm on boxing day after being spooked by a dog, 67 have been recovered after causing chaos on the robblesfield road for 2 days, 5 of the animals are still at large.
Sad news reached the Malt over Christmas local celebrity Mavis Johnson who had a number one hit in 1972 and who had continued to be popular in the bars and clubs of Hotton died she will be much missed.
Meanwhile foul mouthed Comedian Hooper Danson drowned in the Hotton canal after leaving Bar West drunk as a skunk on Christmas eve.
Fatrmer Giles entire herd of 72 Llama's escaped from his farm on boxing day after being spooked by a dog, 67 have been recovered after causing chaos on the robblesfield road for 2 days, 5 of the animals are still at large.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Weekly Bulletin of the Malt(Shovel)
Sad news reached the Malt over Christmas local celebrity Mavis Johnson who had a number one hit in 1972 and who had continued to be popular in the bars and clubs of Hotton died she will be much missed.
Meanwhile foul mouthed Comedian Hooper Danson drowned in the Hotton canal after leaving Bar West drunk as a skunk on Christmas eve.
Fatrmer Giles entire herd of 72 Llama's escaped from his farm on boxing day after being spooked by a dog, 67 have been recovered after causing chaos on the robblesfield road for 2 days, 5 of the animals are still at large.”
“Weekly Bulletin of the Malt(Shovel)
Sad news reached the Malt over Christmas local celebrity Mavis Johnson who had a number one hit in 1972 and who had continued to be popular in the bars and clubs of Hotton died she will be much missed.
Meanwhile foul mouthed Comedian Hooper Danson drowned in the Hotton canal after leaving Bar West drunk as a skunk on Christmas eve.
Fatrmer Giles entire herd of 72 Llama's escaped from his farm on boxing day after being spooked by a dog, 67 have been recovered after causing chaos on the robblesfield road for 2 days, 5 of the animals are still at large.”
OMG is it Thursday? I've completely lost track of the days now.
Don't know why I'm laughing at all these deaths but I am - maybe I'm just relieved all the llamas are still alive. Kasim will be happy too - most of them are his close relatives.
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