Originally Posted by pixiegirl123:
“I might be alone on this, but I am enjoying this stuff with the Kings.
”
“I might be alone on this, but I am enjoying this stuff with the Kings.
”
You have never been more alone in your life, pixie! 
Emmerdaily - 28/12/16: Children of The Damned
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Originally Posted by John Dough:
“Has Phil carked it in EE yet?
I saw 2 minutes of the Christmas episode and that was enough, in 1986 we had the Den and Ange drama, this year it was Dot's stray moggy.
”
“Has Phil carked it in EE yet?
I saw 2 minutes of the Christmas episode and that was enough, in 1986 we had the Den and Ange drama, this year it was Dot's stray moggy.
”
You didn't stick around for the whole episode ? You missed one of the best lines from Honey
"Don't touch Dot's pussy, you don't know where it's been"
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“Dadamamadadamama.....
”
“Dadamamadadamama.....
”
That just about summed up the episode. It was written by Andrew Kirk who has 140 episodes under his belt. His last ep was on Nov 9th when Ross kissed Fakey
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“can evil people get their come uppance for once
they always get away with it in Emmerdale”
“can evil people get their come uppance for once
they always get away with it in Emmerdale”
In real life too - take Eviled for instance.
I hope they kill Kerry off at some point. Are we supposed to like her? The only people who could like a character like that are the kind of scumbag, compo-culture, pondlife just like her. Shows you what some of the writers of Emmerdale think the average view is like.
Its so annoying that they can have this drivel juxtaposed with the excellence of the writing of the Ashley storyline!
Its so annoying that they can have this drivel juxtaposed with the excellence of the writing of the Ashley storyline!
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“A shiny silvery sofa at DFS, On'J's idea of 'classeh'.”
“A shiny silvery sofa at DFS, On'J's idea of 'classeh'.
”
It's their biggest sale since the one last week.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Jimmeh,Dan and Amelia start.”
“Jimmeh,Dan and Amelia start.
”
They know how to put bums on seats does our Emmerdale.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Jimmy should turn a different corner and give it one more try”
“Jimmy should turn a different corner and give it one more try”
Didn't he turn that corner last week? He must be very dizzy.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ Compensation culture is a stain on this country
They should all be flogged”
“
Compensation culture is a stain on this countryThey should all be flogged”
But then they'd want compensation.
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Make it stop.”
“Make it stop.”
But it wins soap awards!
Originally Posted by wuffles:
“I trust Pierce will be taking a sizeable slice of Kerreh's settlement?”
“I trust Pierce will be taking a sizeable slice of Kerreh's settlement?”
Utter filth
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Bliss! Joanie is back.”
“Bliss! Joanie is back.”
We can all be happy again. Not.
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Did she just get Kyle out of the boot?”
“Did she just get Kyle out of the boot?
”
It's the Emmerdaily way of transporting them.
Originally Posted by pixiegirl123:
“You do not have the right to do that Joanie”
“You do not have the right to do that Joanie
”
Earn a wage as an actress?
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Bored of Kerry now. Get rid of her.”
“Bored of Kerry now. Get rid of her.”
Said this forum for the past year.
Originally Posted by SegaGamer:
“Hopefully Kerry get's knocked over by a bus or something soon”
“Hopefully Kerry get's knocked over by a bus or something soon
”
Another one of Moira's special driving sessions?
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“How did kids no taller than 3 feet manage to decorate that gazebo.....?”
“How did kids no taller than 3 feet manage to decorate that gazebo.....?”
Levitation.
Originally Posted by OsakaSun:
“How long is this Jimmy/Nicola storyline going on for.”
“How long is this Jimmy/Nicola storyline going on for.”
Too long. Always too long.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“That poster looks like it was designed by a 4 year old on Paint.”
“That poster looks like it was designed by a 4 year old on Paint.”
They were on something,I don't know if it was paint
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Make it stop.”
“Make it stop.”
I wish I could
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Flip me, this is dire tonight.”
“Flip me, this is dire tonight.”
Flip
Pft..
Originally Posted by pixiegirl123:
“You do not have the right to do that Joanie”
“You do not have the right to do that Joanie”
She's his legal guardian, she does
Originally Posted by wuffles:
“Kyle doesn't say much, does he?”
“Kyle doesn't say much, does he?”
Thankfully no
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Bored of Kerry now. Get rid of her.”
“Bored of Kerry now. Get rid of her.”
Yes
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“How are the Sharmas going to explain the out of court settlement to their accountant and the taxman?
When did Kerreh have the time to go into Leeds to Carphone Warehouse?”
“How are the Sharmas going to explain the out of court settlement to their accountant and the taxman?
When did Kerreh have the time to go into Leeds to Carphone Warehouse?”
Logic alert!
Originally Posted by JackW:
“
They were on something,I don't know if it was paint
”
“
They were on something,I don't know if it was paint
”
Love this one Jack.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ Have Bob and Brenda been seen out of the cafe this year”
“
Have Bob and Brenda been seen out of the cafe this year”
They are dedicated.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ almost time for the New year honours list where well deserving people get a gong”
“
almost time for the New year honours list where well deserving people get a gong”
Not me.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“I wouldn't touch Marlon's food with a bargepole.”
“I wouldn't touch Marlon's food with a bargepole.”
Nor me. I would insist on a knife and fork
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Kerreh is no longer funny and I think the writers need to realise that they have ruined her character.”
“Kerreh is no longer funny and I think the writers need to realise that they have ruined her character.”
Keep Kerry. Change the scripts
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Bored of Kerry now. Get rid of her.”
“Bored of Kerry now. Get rid of her.”
No !!!!!
Originally Posted by SegaGamer:
“Hopefully Kerry get's knocked over by a bus or something soon”
“Hopefully Kerry get's knocked over by a bus or something soon
”
More Compo
Evenin' all
Some thoughts on that ep:
Cain, Lisa, Joanie, Kyle - good stuff
Kerry, Nicola, Jimmy - sh*te
Zak working - it's a Saturnalia miracle
Some thoughts on that ep:
Cain, Lisa, Joanie, Kyle - good stuff
Kerry, Nicola, Jimmy - sh*te
Zak working - it's a Saturnalia miracle
FW = First words in episodes
BB = Last words Before Break
AB = First words After Break
LW = Last Words in episode
Tonight’s episode appearances are confirmed as:
+ Jimmy (BB)
+ Amelia (FW)
+ Dan
+ Nicola
+ Angelica
+ Elliott
+ Cain
+ Bob
+ Lisa
+ Kerry
+ Emma
+ Kasim
+ Finn
+ Pete
+ Leyla
+ Eric
+ Charity
+ Pierce (AB)
+ Rishi
+ Jai
+ Rakesh
+ Joanie
+ Kyle
+ Zak
+ Carl (LW)
+++ Kisses Tonight +++
Jimmy and Nicola
BB = Last words Before Break
AB = First words After Break
LW = Last Words in episode
Tonight’s episode appearances are confirmed as:
+ Jimmy (BB)
+ Amelia (FW)
+ Dan
+ Nicola
+ Angelica
+ Elliott
+ Cain
+ Bob
+ Lisa
+ Kerry
+ Emma
+ Kasim
+ Finn
+ Pete
+ Leyla
+ Eric
+ Charity
+ Pierce (AB)
+ Rishi
+ Jai
+ Rakesh
+ Joanie
+ Kyle
+ Zak
+ Carl (LW)
+++ Kisses Tonight +++
Jimmy and Nicola
Originally Posted by SegaGamer:
“You didn't stick around for the whole episode ? You missed one of the best lines from Honey
"Don't touch Dot's pussy, you don't know where it's been"”
“You didn't stick around for the whole episode ? You missed one of the best lines from Honey
"Don't touch Dot's pussy, you don't know where it's been"
”
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“”
“
”
congratulating each other now for doing them, like they have each won an Oscar
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“congratulating each other now for doing them, like they have each won an Oscar ”
“congratulating each other now for doing them, like they have each won an Oscar
”
It's a very mysterious profession. The dark arts of a MQ
C
I think you mean the viewers would rather be a million miles away from Kasim and his rediculous hair,please make him go away for ever he could take Kerry and half the feckless Dingles too.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Kasim looks like he would rather be a million miles away.”
“Kasim looks like he would rather be a million miles away.”
I think you mean the viewers would rather be a million miles away from Kasim and his rediculous hair,please make him go away for ever he could take Kerry and half the feckless Dingles too.
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