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Old 02-01-2017, 19:45
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That was crisis actor Mason Wells he survived 3 attacks Brussels , Paris and the Boston bombings .

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-attacks.html
Don't crisis actors have to be "outed" by conspiracy nutters, rather than by their parents?

Anyhow, it turns out that he was injured in one attack, was in the general vicinity of the Boston attack (along with at least 500,000 other people), but uninjured, and was some miles outside of Paris for the third attack.

Did he just turn up late for two of the attacks? He seems to be a particularly inept crisis actor.
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Old 02-01-2017, 19:56
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Don't crisis actors have to be "outed" by conspiracy nutters?
Fun* fact: I've worked with real crisis actors (although they were volunteers and weren't referred to by that name).

*OK, maybe not that much fun.
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Old 02-01-2017, 20:07
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Don't crisis actors have to be "outed" by conspiracy nutters, rather than by their parents?

Anyhow, it turns out that he was injured in one attack, was in the general vicinity of the Boston attack (along with at least 500,000 other people), but uninjured, and was some miles outside of Paris for the third attack.

Did he just turn up late for two of the attacks? He seems to be a particularly inept crisis actor.
He was three hours away from Paris at the time so it would have been difficult not to survive it! I think I was closer to Paris than he was ... and I was in England!

I wonder if all these nut-jobs who bang on about crisis actors reckon that the Titanic was a 'false flag' operation because Violet Jessop survived the sinking, and survived the sinking of the Titanic's sister ship the Brittanic, and was on board the third of the three sister-ships, the Olympic, when it collided with a British warship.

Maybe Tsutomu Yamaguchi was a 'crisis actor' too meaning the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were also faked.
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Old 02-01-2017, 23:12
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I wonder if all these nut-jobs who bang on about crisis actors reckon that the Titanic was a 'false flag' operation because Violet Jessop survived the sinking, and survived the sinking of the Titanic's sister ship the Brittanic, and was on board the third of the three sister-ships, the Olympic, when it collided with a British warship.

Maybe Tsutomu Yamaguchi was a 'crisis actor' too meaning the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were also faked.
Well, there is a CT that the Olympic was so badly damaged in that collision that the decision was taken to fake an accident in which she would be sunk, and claim the insurance money. According to the CT her identity was swapped with the Titanic so that it was really the Titanic that plyed her trade across the Atlantic until 1930-odd.

And there we go again... even if the first part of the CT is true, why do the whole identity swap thing?

As for Hiroshima / Nagasaki... I do seem to remember seeing someone propose that not only nuclear weapons but all forms of nuclear energy were faked. I really can't remember whether I saw this on the DS forum - it might have been another one or even an old newsgroup from way back.

It really does seem that there's no CT so outlandish that someone won't think of it.
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Old 02-01-2017, 23:16
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Hoaxes piss me off.

What easier? Faking the deaths of shitloads of people, or just doing it?
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Old 02-01-2017, 23:58
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As for Hiroshima / Nagasaki... I do seem to remember seeing someone propose that not only nuclear weapons but all forms of nuclear energy were faked. I really can't remember whether I saw this on the DS forum - it might have been another one or even an old newsgroup from way back.

It really does seem that there's no CT so outlandish that someone won't think of it.
There's a rich vein of nuclear conspiracy nutterdom to be mined:

http://www.big-lies.org/NUKE-LIES/ww...rum/index.html

This seems to be a grab of a presumably defunct (I haven't actually checked) forum, which now forms a subset of a seething cesspit of idiocy on a wide variety of topics, many of them involving jews.
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Old 03-01-2017, 00:22
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There's a rich vein of nuclear conspiracy nutterdom to be mined:

http://www.big-lies.org/NUKE-LIES/ww...rum/index.html

This seems to be a grab of a presumably defunct (I haven't actually checked) forum, which now forms a subset of a seething cesspit of idiocy on a wide variety of topics, many of them involving jews.
I looked, and dipped into a couple of threads. My brain is aching, and it's not just the dreadful web design.
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Old 03-01-2017, 00:30
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Anytime I hear/read "False "Flag" I want my spleen to burst. My barber is now a tin foil hat merchant. I was getting my hair cut so he had me where he wanted me and went off on one. In the past 3 years I never heard him come out with this garbage but in the 6 weeks since I was there last he has been brain-washed and just churned out some cobblers about the recent terror attacks and they are all false flags. Time for a new barber.
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Old 03-01-2017, 01:05
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Illuminati- the ultimate case of putting 2 + 2 together & getting 5000.
It's an irritatingly persistent meme as well.

The 9/11 conspiracy theory is downright offensive. It's blatantly obvious what happened.
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Old 03-01-2017, 02:06
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That worldwide anthropogenic climate change is just one massive hoax.

Only believed by mouth-breathers and certain President Elect of the most powerful country on the planet who also has stated that it is a sinister Chinese plot against the good old US of A no less.

FFS.
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:09
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That worldwide anthropogenic climate change is just one massive hoax.

Only believed by mouth-breathers and certain President Elect of the most powerful country on the planet who also has stated that it is a sinister Chinese plot against the good old US of A no less.

FFS.
The alternative allegation I've seen (not from whatsisface, though) is that it's all a Cunning Plan on the part of the oil companies so that they can justify charging higher prices.
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:21
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The alternative allegation I've seen (not from whatsisface, though) is that it's all a Cunning Plan on the part of the oil companies so that they can justify charging higher prices.
Possibly but as part of the wider plan to allow climate change to continue, in the hope that the US can hold out just that little bit longer than China in the face of all the destructive weather, such that they can claim victory and not have to pay back all the loans.
Cheaper than nuclear war, apparently.
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:57
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The alternative allegation I've seen (not from whatsisface, though) is that it's all a Cunning Plan on the part of the oil companies so that they can justify charging higher prices.
Yes, most of the science deniers are convinced it's some kind of conspiracy, though they disagree about who is orchestrating it, and what it's for.

At the conspiracy-lite end, it is the climate scientists themselves (academic elites?) who organise the whole thing, for lucrative grants and career advancement. At the most extreme end (where David Icke lives), it involves the Illuminati, world governments, and a global tax raising scam. Your find (corporate elites?) must be in the middle of the range.
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