Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“Kerreh”
The tart. No neck brace and no crutches, the brazen brazen hussy.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Kerreh!
Rishi not that bothered about being conned.”
He's pleased to have got rid of her from the factory workforce.
Originally Posted by
chrisdebag:
“
dont do breakfast
another reason to hate coma boy”
Would you want Emma's breakfast?
Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“Finn is TOO MUCH”
Finn is the Buster Keaton of Emmerdale. It's just that he's not funny.
Originally Posted by
jlp95bwfc:
“Leyla v Emma is great
.”
Yes. If only Leyla knew the truth!
Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“Jimmy and Neco back together part 257”
Surely this must be the end of the saga now.....
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“Alpaca has suddenly realised the Bartons are a family of weirdos”
Well, he should feel at home then.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“DRoss is back.”
He's lost Moses.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Rebecca likes DRoss.”
She'll live to regret it. Dross' dance moves.........
Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“Bernice looks amazing”
??!!
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Sammeh's jumper, tie and shirt combo will get the ladies panting.”
It takes all sorts.
Originally Posted by Luxray:
“Tommy with a "y" is a hotty with a "y".”
Wait and see!
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Rodders laying it on thick.
Bernice giving Kerreh her job back.”
Rodney is a frightful old roue.
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“In Wales,give over.”
Ni cheir calon Cymro dan fron Sais.
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Rodney the old ponce sniffing round”
So true.
Originally Posted by howardl:
“Rodney...get rid of that pigtale, you look a real pratt”
Indeed.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Joanie worth a tenner.”
Corruption at the singles night!
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Im going off tommy.”
With good reason.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Petezz and Leyla up to no good.”
Indeed.
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“I hope Leyla at least had a quick swish with a wet wipe.”
We don't need to think about that, not even in a 2030 hours episode!
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Kerreh playing hard to get then.”
She's seen the size of his van and thinks that it's a bit too grand for her - she's used to a skip!
Originally Posted by
mrbernay:
“Petezzzzzzzzzz having a hard time buckling his belt
”
Threading it, not buckling it. Why's he taken the belt out of his jeans? Does he tie Leyla to the bedposts with it? Or vice versa?
Originally Posted by eviled2010:
“At the beginning, Kerreh said she had a "fortune" now...did I miss how much she conned out of the toffee barons? What did they give her?”
More than £3K - that was the Sharma's initial offer.
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“How 'galant'.”
A real gentleman...
Originally Posted by mikebuk:
“He has a point in all fairness.”
Indeed he does, but he didn't need to make it.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Tommy is a good judge of character.”
As above.
Originally Posted by mikebuk:
“Whack !”
Joanie's rate has just increased from £10!
Originally Posted by
mrbernay:
“Poor Tommy being bullied 
”
Poor Tommy my eye! He got what he deserved, the little creep. What a wimp, being flattened by a female penioner!
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Sammeh's attire is based on the different shades a banana goes through as it ripens.”
You have something there.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Where were the police, round the corner?
Why are they arresting her, what utter tosh!”
What a wimp Tommy is. Any young man worth his salt would baulk at telling the police that he'd been flattened by a female pensioner!
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Those chairs in home farm are godawful”
Everything about the interior design and decoration of Home Farm is utterly tasteless.
Originally Posted by
jlp95bwfc:
“Rebecca telling it like it is.
Chrissie
.”
Chrissie is hated by most of the village. Quite an achievement, when you consider that she was the wronged woman only just over a year ago.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Dress-Up Shop open again.”
Jimmy & Nicola as Top Gun!!! Hahahah, who do they think that they're kidding, except themselves.
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“More cringeworthy Nicola and Jimmeh stuff....”
Surely this must be the end of it!
Originally Posted by jlp95bwfc:
“Crazy Mum Barton at it again.
Ooh Finn being dumped.”
Well, not that much of a burdon to place on Kasim. Telling him that you would fall apart if he were not around!
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Kasim is always wanting to leave.
Finn is far too needy.”
Who can blame him!
Finn has just become a total nothing, trying to suck some personality out of Kasim; he's a personality Dracula!
Originally Posted by
mrbernay:
“Run, Kasim, run..... from that desperate family 

”
Kasim is desperate too, that's why he fits in!
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“If Jimmy's so useless, how has he managed this in one day?”
Yes, who's pulling the strings? Jimmy and Bernice are too witless and the children too young.
Originally Posted by
sheepiefarm:
“Finn honestly thinks he's behaving in a "sane" manner around Kasim
”
Quite.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“How do you know she's committed a crime? Innocent until guilty and all that?
Utter tripe.”
Kerry's just dobbed her in to the cops!
Originally Posted by owen10:
“Emma keeps hearing words in her head like
Kill Kaseem”
Kill Leyla more like it.
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Dreadful shite. 1/10 only for Ross and Prozac scenes”
You have to knock some marks off for Dross' dance moves!