Analysis of Emmerdale crappier episodes
1) When the best part of an episode is Jimmy and Nicola trying and failing to be romantic and just being icky you know your in real trouble
2) Now I know the singles thing was rubbish but those who said it wouldn't happen on a thurdsay afternoon, not entirely right, since there was a similar thing on at the Ship Hotel in Irlam on Wednesday afternoon but knowing that place it would have been done much better.
3) Who is Irina or Olga or whatever the hell she is called.
4) And where did sleazy punchbug Tommy come from anyway.
5) Even by her own lowly standards Kerry was spectacularly awful this Episode, the actress is awful at the best of times and these aren't the best of times, she's right down with AAron badness now
6) Dear Emmerdale viewers plead witth Ex Hollyoaks to sack Kerry Actress on the spot character never does anything worthwhile, never has and never will other than irritating the viewers why are you keeping this character
7) Joanie's only a bit better than Kerry and you can't go around hitting people
8) Charity now appears to be 14 months pregnant
9) Kasim tried to escape the show at least 3 times this episode but he kept falling over his hair so didn't manage it
10 Finn- so needy
11) Emma doesn't like Leyla, that makes quite a lot of us
12) Rebecca is the only good thing about this epsiode
Ways how to fire Ex Hollyoaks
He produces an episode entirely filled with Tracy, Brenda, Kerry, Joannie, frank Finn and Kasim and even ITV realise all is lost