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Old 30-12-2016, 19:57
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Let's not be too harsh though, there are some brilliant things about this programme:

1. Nobody burst into tears
2. The probability of anything worse appearing on TV between now and Christmas next year is extremely low.
3. It's finished.
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Old 30-12-2016, 19:58
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Even Channel 4 had enough and made sure it was cut off bang on time
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Old 30-12-2016, 20:02
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Anyone else hear the guy say "You're being outbid by a woman!" towards the end?
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Old 30-12-2016, 20:08
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The best bit was when Noel nearly fell off the carousel and then almost got a smack in the face by a supporting arch!
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Old 30-12-2016, 20:57
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Noel Edmonds' Sell Or Swap Live becomes a Twitter sensation for the WRONG reasons.
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Old 30-12-2016, 21:16
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Where was Posh Paws?
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Old 30-12-2016, 21:49
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I thought Noel said at the start of the show th member of the audience had brought items with them to stop too. I thought these would be more fun things like a box of socks for a three pack of pants.
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Old 30-12-2016, 22:06
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Well b....r me, swap shop is back. The swaps were the worst part of the programme....they still are.

Now mix it up with some TISWAS and a bit of TFI.

Then maybe just maybe................

P.S.
No cat whispering please....................
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Old 30-12-2016, 23:13
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I thought it was copellingly bad, with a few tweaks here and there it could be essential Saturday night viewing

Michael Lush anyone ?
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Old 30-12-2016, 23:32
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Multicoloured bullshit????
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Old 31-12-2016, 01:10
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PMSL at ch4 just cutting it off at the end , i'm getting a sense tidybeard had the catchphrase "sell or swap" in his head but thats where the idea for a tv program ended
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Old 31-12-2016, 06:10
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It was car crash tv for sure but hilariously so.
Its a dark , cold. depressing time of year, bad tv is just what u need.

Noel the twonk falling over was the highlight.
Im shocked ive only seen the one person on this thread comment on the high pitched screeching noise - my husband wasnt watching but the noise was annoying him.
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Old 31-12-2016, 06:26
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What a shambles, hilariously bad. And who was that smug berk in the glasses who seemed to think it was funny insulting everybody he spoke to?
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Old 31-12-2016, 22:03
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Pile of shit, who thought of this?
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Old 01-01-2017, 02:39
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What a surprise - every single one them wanted the cash especially Bowie seller who wasn't quite into the spirit of the proceedings. Is 7k really 'life changing' with or without Parkinson's?

To be fair, who could fault them for seeking cash given the bizarre and miserly swaps offered? A gourmet meal for 20? Kayaking lessons? Do me a favour...

Noel was bounced right off the carousel by a rotund female who stood her ground.

The blonde swaperator was well fit as were two of the sweet cart bidders. The desperate, cynical producers made sure they were moved to the front of the stage.

Too much yelling all round...Noel was proper screaming at one point mostly out of frustration and the realisation that the show had failed in theory and practice.
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Old 01-01-2017, 02:52
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What would have happened if the last seller had taken about twenty more seconds to decide, then their answer wouldn't have made the air! (not that anyone would have either noticed or cared really!)
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Old 03-01-2017, 01:10
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This is on tonight on Channel 4 at 7pm. Should be a train wreck.

Why didn't they call it Swap Shop Live?
Not only was it a train wreck, it was mind-numbingly boring too.
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